Wikichan/Navy boats

Navy boats is both a story and copypasta from /b/ originally hosted on Wikichan.

Foreword

Found this in my Google Desktop cache. It's not well-known copypasta, but it's loli, it's retard sex, and it's /b/.

06/27/06(Tue)23:52:59 No.9547859

/b/, I am 19 years old and my girlfriend is 18. I met her a few months ago and we have been dating for two weeks now. Two days ago, she finally jerked me off, I thought I was doing alright. OH MY FUCKING GOD, I had no idea... today I went to her house for the first time. I met her parents and they had to go out, I had the house all to myself with her... but then her 12 year old sister got home. Day ruined, right? Wrong. This pissed my girlfriend off and she decided to take a shower.

She takes a looooong time in the shower, usually about 45 minutes (she has long hair and shaves her legs and vagina). So I got to talking with her 12 year old sister... turns out she is mentally retarded! She has some weird form of Asperger's disorder... turns out her sister is not supposed to leave her alone for A SECOND if the parents are gone. The reason she was so pissed was because she hates it when she is left alone with her and she thought she would be with relatives all day, not at home.

So one thing led to another, and she suddenly layed on the couch. She was wearing a knee-high skirt and an Aeropostale shirt. She began acting weird... like a cat, bending over so much I could see her pink underwear. She asked me to give her a hug, I had no idea what to do so I hugged her... it felt good.

Then she began to talk incoherently and screamed "PINEAPPLE" right at me, then she appeared to pass out in my arms, but she was sort-of awake as she kept repeating "Navy boats" over and over again. She has pretty big boobs, between a B and a C cup, and nice longish blonde hair. I couldn't fucking take it and I began to feel up her breasts. She just kept repeating "Navy boats" while acting passed out.

06/27/06(Tue)23:53:28 No.9547879

CONT'D

I stripped her naked and right after lowering her little panties, I began to lick her tits. I then kissed and sucked on her buttcheeks and fingered her for a little bit, I was SO FUCKING HARD. Her tits where so soft and perky, I had a huge boner. I stuck my boner in her tiny vagina and after going in and out about 9 times I felt like I was going to cum, so I busted all over her chest. I quickly got a towel and cleaned her up and dressed her up. My girlfriend got out of the shower and saw her saying "Navy boats" and said. "Damn it... I hate my retard sister." I replied "Eh, she's pretty cool."

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