Fire

Fire has existed for at least 100 years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some cheetohs marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal cruelty and tesla coils and whatnot.

Uses of Fire

Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:

Getting rid of lice infestation in the hair
Burning two towers filled with fat Americans
Burning books
ending your life at the behest of others
dramatic entrances
smoking
keeping warm
getting rid of old buildings
essential for starting a flame war
solving the Jew problem
solving the pesky asians problem
solving the black problem
solving the homeless problem
solving the whore problem
solving the witch problem
solving almost any problem
giving white supremacists what they deserve (A nice hot meal)
cleaning up Canada
getting rid of those pesky homosexuals which essentially cures AIDS
like AIDS fire can also cure all other forms of diseases including Acne
burning small furry animals to piss off animal rights activists who really only care about the rights of cute animals, those bigots
Porkchop Sandwiches
Killing it
Baking a Delicious Cake
Getting rid of mormons
Doing 1d20 damage/round.
Burning Jews
Putting Wiggers in their place.
Burning California
Clearing Large rooms of people, generally resulting in Lulz and a stampede.
Helping out Catnarok
Pwning the Australians

Videos of Fire

We Didn't Start The Fire. This faggot did.

Gallery of Fire

Effective fire fighting.
Porkchop Sandwiches.
Nintendo fully sanctions killing it with fire
So do the Simpsons.
Fire. When Man discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame.
Whoever started me, it was most definitely not Billy Joel.
The use of fire has spread like wildfire
Also useful for witches.

Also useful for witches.
Jacqueline Saburido did it for the lulz.
A German on fire

Places Currently on Fire

VIctoria, Australis

How to troll fire

Show them a bottle of water. Call them Oil-Dependant. Be anal about their blue and orange color. Constantly make jokes about getting fired. Ask them if it burns. Ask them to write their name and number on a piece of paper. Use particular phrases like "Must be off" and "How did you get on with it?" Insist that Electricity works better.