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Hipcrime
Badmachine aka Celebratedpooper aka hipcrime aka poko was a celebrated TOW editor for a 4-year span beginning in 2008, until of course he was actually noticed by staff and in typical Wiki fashion, they banned the fuck out of him. According to his extinct user page, after much homosexuality in the 80s, his resulting incontinence led to an unknown period of change in the 90s, and eventually discovering a love for Encyclopedia Dramatica and Lil B in the 2000's.
Why Wikipedia doesn't appreciate hipcrime
Countless times has hipcrime led holy crusades into the kingdom of TOW, inserting truth, removing vandalism, and defending the lessers of Wikipedia. Although Wikipedia is the alleged "sum of all human knowledge", the majority of Wikipedians have a strong distaste for hipcrime's perfectly sourced information, telling him to "go be insensitive somewhere else". And because hipcrime was actually enjoying his editing on Wikipedia, some humourless cunt named Rklawton told him "we are here to create and edit an encyclopedia. If you lose sight of this fact, you'll find yourself in opposition to those of us who haven't". But they did not stop there, as the Wikipedians went onto whine about the glorious 50 penis post contained on hipcrime's userpage. While Wikipedia is not censored, they decided it would be best to sperg out about images of the male anatomy on a userpage.
After grudgingly removing his precious penises, Badmachine retaliated by adding a GNAA userbox to his talk page. This caused even worse rectal wreckage in the aspies at Wikipedia because of the GNAA's recent release of thousands of logs from Wikipedia IRC exposing their canvassing, sex chats, and general dickery on IRC.
Block #2
Moar info: Qwyrxian.
After replacing the dongs with a boring bio, some power-mad failure named Qwyrxian decided that hipcrime's userpage was a violation of TOW policy because there was no way to prove that his biography on it was legitimate. This reason being pulled out of his ass because of Qwyrxian's constant hipcrime-induced rage at Talk:Lil B (a subject Qwyrxian aka Aaron Hahn knows nothing about outside of a single Google search). He called a mighty army of meatpuppets to aid him in the block, all of which were later exposed and shut down by gaynigger forces. In a glorious turn of events, hipcrime was unblocked.
The userpage in question
Block #3
Moar info: Ironholds.
Finally, the IRC aspies had enough. A sock was hastily thrown together, and a kangaroo court decided that Badmachine had a multitude of sockpuppets. WMF embarrassment and lowly employee Ironholds (Oliver Keyes) decided enough was enough and set out to remove hipcrime once and for all. After blocking him, hipcrime left a reasonable unblock request that was denied by none other than Ironhold's girlfriend. This is seriously how Wikipedia operates.
After Badmachine threatened to expose this travesty of justice, his user talk access was revoked by renowned sandwich artist Deskana, which led to retaliatory action, and ArbCom taking over the block.
Unfortunately, the dicks refused to remove the ban, which promoted much GNAA flooding of Wikipedia IRC, to the point that both #wikipedia-en and #wikipedia were kept on +r for extended periods. Once more, Wikipedia has been trolled, and has lost.
lol
[20:22] <+Ironholds> badmachine, I'm not in any kind of relationship with the declining sysop. Shut your pie-hole. [20:22] <badmachine> lol [20:22] <+Ironholds> indeed, for the longest of times she wanted to break my neck [20:23] <badmachine> what a thing for the community liaison to say [20:23] <+Ironholds> I'm here in a personal role
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See Also
External Links
- Badmachine is all that remains of his censored talk (the rest is archived at
Wikipedia:User talk:Badmachine/Archive 1"blanked as a courtesy" by Wikipedia) - His old gallery
- Badmachine on the list of banned losers
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