IBrony

iBrony is a clusterfuck of autistic man-children among the likes of Ponysquare, Equestria Daily, Everfree Network, and other retarded horsefucking sites. While the website is intended for social networking purposes, its core function is completely overshadowed by its crappy design, which looks like it was created by a preschooler taking an intro to HTML course. After the site's founding in January 2012 it saw a large influx of downies outcast from Ponysquare, causing its already retarded community to double in size and autism.

Some faggot named Violyre, a former staff member of the site and the fattest, most ugliest piece of shit that ever walked this earth (oh wait he can't walk because he's fat AHAHAHAHHAHAHA) had conducted an attack on the site out of sheer butthurt, deleting everything in the process. Unfortunately being the dumbass no-life that he was, he lacked the thought capacity to fathom the possibility of change logs and backups, so much to everybody's dismay the site was later restored by staff members.

	“	Just putting this out there. The reason why I no longer accept random friend requests is because I just don't know who the heck they are. mmmkay? <_< I don't like those kinds of people who will just send out a friend request without even thinking to talk to them. You know who they are when you log in and see that you have multiple requests, and they're all from the same person. -_-	„
	—~Blue, average iBrony experience

How do I be a webmaster?

	“	After updating a few settings, it looks like we accidentally disabled Facebook connect. This has now been fixed. Sorry y'all!	„
	—iBrony

	“	So the site's down again! We all knew this day would come again! Don't worry! Top ponies are screaming at people on phones and working to right this overturned banana truck! Will update once we're sure everything is certainly fiiiiiiiine~!	„
	—iBrony

	“	Site going offline briefly while we check on achievements. It shouldn't take too long and Celestia is working with me to get it up as fast as possible. -Discord	„
	—iBrony

	“	Well, that was certainly embarrassing. Site should be coming back online again for ponies in the next hour or so. Thanks for all of your support. - Discord	„
	—iBrony

	“	Hey y'all! Sorry for the downtime. The site should start becoming available to you all gradually within the next hour. Expect a blog with a more in-depth explanation on the site shortly. Thank you for your patience. - Discord	„
	—iBrony

	“	It looks like we may have found the reason why some ponies are having difficulties visiting our community. This should resolve itself within 24 hours, but many should be able to visit immediately.	„
	—iBrony

	“	Our community is back online but don't be surprised if it goes down once or twice in the passing hours. Thank y'all for your patience!	„
	—iBrony

	“	We're in the final stages of repairing our server after a parasprite attack yesterday afternoon. The site may be unresponsive for the next few hours. We will also use this time to upgrade and optimize which may possibly help ponies having difficulties visiting us.	„
	—iBrony

	“	iBrony is currently offline due to a parasprite attack. We are in the process of filtering out their attacks and will update you shortly.	„
	—iBrony