Chloe Sagal

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Chloe Sagal is a failed "game developer" and egomaniacal, mentally ill tranny that can't spell who, after being dishonorably discharged from the army for making up a mental illness, became an Indiegogo scammer kike who tried to get money for his sex change by pretending he was dying of a car crash. When his scam was exposed he pretended to kill himself live on camera.

An army of dickgirl fetishists masquerading as social justice warriors came to his rescue to have the article about him taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from Destructoid and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until GamerGate kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and borderline rapists.

You don't have to be a tranny to be a detestable, insane, drama-whoring, emotional parasite... but it helps!

Sagal in General

Games

The most flattering photo of Sagal out there...
and he still just looks like a man in a wig

Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "Gone Home" and "Homestuck" (which make sense since GH is also just a walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but from what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is a pixilated version of Sagal himself (we aren't kidding) wearing a dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the flashlight). The entire game can be finished in under an hour.

The art looks like it was made with Click&Play in the mid 90s, the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from Youtube and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more hilarious than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you from out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.

It is never explained why the killer is in the house (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "Silent Hill" on the PS1 instead.

Looks almost as good as any other 1988 adventure game

His second, recently started but never to be finished, "game" is "Super Noah Vs. The Dinosaurs". Because, like most indie, sjw game developers who have no actual skill or training, Sagal is forced to make "artistic" games instead of real ones. In the game world "artistic" is a shorthand for "Cheaply made hack-job focusing 100% on ham-handed left-wing preaching instead of gameplay".

The liberal propaganda theme of the day is "Creationism is dumb lol", and is delivered via a 20 year old of animation and 50 year old jokes.

Fuck

English

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Quotes

	“	On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on his first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving him a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like his crap because he's a "girl". Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).	„
	—Sagal on being Loveshy

	“	...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.	„
	—Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the fail

	“	I also have another issue which is undiagnosed (which is specifically why I was removed from the USMC) that causes me to blank out for a certain amount of time and start doing strange things (mostly just sitting around mumbling, walking to places, being odd)	„
	—Sagal self-diagnosing? In my marine corps?

	“	I am a strong and independent woman	„
	—Except he's a man begging for donations.

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Indiegogo Drama

"Please help me get money for surgery to get the shards of shrapnel out of my heart." - Chloe

You're 5 years old again.

You see that toy you want in the store. It's the newest, the greatest, the fastest, and it doesn't matter you want- no you FUCKING NEED it.

Your small child body starts filling with tension, your hands begin to clench, you even feel some pain in your chest. What's happening to you? You see a toy you really, really want, but you don't have the money to pay for it? You feel that way because you are dying.

“	I was the one looking for donations back in April, because I am dying.	„
—Sagal, thinking getting his dick cut off is the path to world peace

Sagal started a funding project on Indiegogo for a life-saving operation. Sagal was allegedly ill because of a car accident a few years ago that left "Shrapnel in her {sic} body" and resulted in metal poisoning which, as some of you might notice, is essentially the plot to "Iron Man".

Sagal was also asking for $35,000 total, claiming that the cost of the surgery was around $29,000 but needed extra to live on while recovering. This is perhaps conveniently about the cost of sexual reassignment surgery. The Euroarticle notes that "Family won't help her, incidentally" and that he is seeking a second operation that "Is vital to myself being able to live a normal life".

At some point, Indiegogo pulled the project due to suspicious activity, probably because he refused to divulge the details of the surgery after people started suspecting that this was a scam.

“	there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very reclusive. The people that need to know have all the information.	„
—Sounds legit.

“	Absence of information is not evidence of abscence, and if you don't know something, you're statement has to end there. To suggest anything further is making an argument from ignorance, all skeptics need to know this.	„
—He is literally quoting Donald Rumsfeld

So logical, right? Shows it pays to trust in "Men in women's bodies"... But not everyone was willing to take this trustworthy individual at their word and IndieGoGo told him that they are deleting his charity and refunding everyone's money. So Chloe did the next logical thing and began threatening to kill himself.

“	As di prdicted they nightmaree I'm not going to make it through the night. I'm sorry	„

“

Indiegogo deemed my page too high risk to resume funding, so they're refunding everything.

I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a knife pushed to my stomach, but a very good person managed to talk me down. The feeling was intense. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal.

Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.

„

Eventually he was "talked down" from this, but not for fucking long because soon after, in what must have been the inspiration for Toaster Steve, he "commits suicide" live on on Twitch TV.

“	Reports are coming out of a Reddit thread saying that viewers of the stream saw her take a bunch of pills and lay on her bed before the stream was taken down.	„

This naturally guarantees that he got tons of sympathy and outrage over LGBT suicide while surviving, but the campaign was not brought back and Sagal uploaded his suicide attempt from his YouTube account for more attention.

Where is HE naos? Old news! More scams inbound!

Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the highly anticipated: HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo and, thanks to his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z, it is going to be released in his own words:
"Never".
But you too, can still send money.

And after being banned from IndieGoGo for being a lying tranny kike- Sagal set up a new phishing charity drive where you can donate to him now that he's asking "Honestly" in exchange for making a game that he's supposed to be making anyway because it's his fucking job.

The campaign page is gone and it is unclear whether he ever actually raised the money. The only clue that can be found is an article about it saying that it is "Not going well".

Will do Sagal, will do. Also notice there isn't a link in the post.

Merry Fucking Christmas! Three more suicide attempts!

Since the spotlight was off of Chloe for about a month or two, Chloe decided to whine on twitter about what Chloe usually whines about: attempting suicide again. But this time there was a twist! Since GamerGate was going on at the time it was a perfect time for SJW to get Sagal to kill herself so that they could say GG did it! This was done by one random anti-GG activist (and friend of obvious tranny Sarah Butts) who deleted all his old anti-GG tweets before starting to troll Sagal as she was crying about suicide again, and also by reporting someone who reported her suicide tweets to twitter so that someone could get help and pretending he was harassing her. Surprisingly (or not), Chloe tried to kill herself again and ended up in the hospital thanks to her supportive SJW friends (and also the guy who reported her was unbanned).

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proof the person who got her to an hero was an SJW trying to make normal people look bad
More proof (note Sarah Butts)
The person who got reported for reporting her
The rest are a collection of her going crazy

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Surprising absolutely nobody, Chloe "miraculously" survived the night and was ready to do it again on Xmas! She then spent Christmas day attention whoring that she was dying (her followers have the memory of a goldfish) and yelling at people that told her pix or it didn't happen or question if someone that previously used suicide to attention whore in the past was, in fact, using suicide to attention whore. The icing on the cake was when Chloe tried to use this to shame Notch and pewdiepie into giving her sheckles for surgery. Surgery for... who cares? Stop asking. Why are you attacking her? We can only hope that the suspense is killing Chloe as much as it's killing us.

Recently Chloe has "clarified" his situation. It's not that urgent; even though two nights ago was his last night alive Chloe is only dying slowly. Yes, he has included ~~Patreon~~ Paypal advertising in the meantime, because dead people have such a need for private funds.

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The buildup. Srs business.
I'm sure he's serious this time.
He should just use a shotgun already. How hard is it to down a gallon of bleach?
LOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
Post-fake suicide shaming. Blames Notch and pewdiepie for not giving a "suicidal" person money. Smart.

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No chloe, if you were murdered you wouldn't be wasting your time and ours bullshitting on Twitter.
"Don't ask questions, just give me money!"
No Chloe, Notch most likely pulled out because you make suicide threats about as often as the average Americunt farts.
Having a penis is the only similarity between Tesla the innovator and Chloe the Twitter leech.
I'm sure she's serious THIS time, right guys?
Known heart attack symptoms include numb limbs and typing like a retard.
Commercial or free, which is it?

Bitchfight with Pixelgoth

Having to constantly be the most repressed is hard, so when Pixelgoth tried to steal the spotlight from Chloe, he got mad. It culminated in a bitch fight (or actually a cock fight as they both have dongs) on Twitter, until Chloe once again said she was going to kill herself. Just do it already, Chloe. In the aftermath Sagal, Pixelgoth and for some reason Randi Harper all blocked one another.

May the Best Atten-tran Whore Win About missing Pics

The beginning
The beginning 1.5
It begins
Pixelgoth has more privilege than me

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This whole bitchfest would have been avoided if Chloe decided to
Get
A
Job.
I WAS FIRST. I AM THE MOST OPPRESSED.
WHERE IS MY ATTENTION! I WANT ALL THE ATTENTION!
GIVE ME FREE STUFF
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF, everybody hates me
I AM SO GOING TO KILL MYSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT I DUNNO, BUT I WILL KILL MYSELF
HELP ME PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
But Pixelgoth got free stuff, where is mine?
I had to pay for my surgery? Why didn't you guys pay for it? Ungrateful sacks of shit.
I AM REALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF GUIS!
WOE IS ME.
IT IS TOO LATE, I AM KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!