Milo Yiannopoulos

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Hailing from the United Kingdom, Milo Yiannopoulos is a writer for the conservative tabloid "Breitbart". Yiannopoulos is tranny hating faggot with a receding hairline who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn.

Despite not being ginger, he still has no soul.

Milo Yiannopoulos had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching-on to GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult.

About

A.k.a Nero a.k.a Milo Wagner is a greasy, olive-picking, tranny hating, corrupt, right-wing cocksucker who recently turned 30 but who's hairline seems to be pushing 55. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. prevented another company at winning a shitty award.

He also created something called The Kernel, which ironically doesn't contain one kernel of truth. Now the Kernel is going bye-byes because it can't pay its employees or its bills. He has also written shite for Telegraph and Breitbart.

He is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get ~~fat~~ fatter. The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.

For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".

	“	Outside of very narrow topics Milo is pretty fucking stupid.	„
	—Someone telling it like it is

Writing

MUH SOGGY KNEES.

Yiannopoulos is best known for his long-winded prose, filled with big words he likes to use but not understand. His columns on Breitbart have ranged in subject matter from why women have no place in comic books and claims transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder to unsourced claims about GamerGate opponents, most of which border on the legally actionable and include, but are not limited to, obvious slander and baseless accusations that both Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are stealing donation money and lying about filing police reports, both of which turned out not to be true.

The poor quality of his work might be attributed to the fact he dropped out of both Manchester and Cambridge. Something he believes he should brag about in an article literally entitled: "I Dropped Out of Manchester and Cambridge but it's Honestly Fine". "If you’re as talented, intelligent and handsome as I am, you don’t need a degree to succeed," he begins, setting the tone of this orgy of the self. "The dirty secret of professional and personal success is it has a lot more to do with your God-given assets than it does how hard you studied at uni or where you went", he continues and reaffirms what everyone suspected: He didn't study very hard, which is why he isn't very good. It also explains why 99% of his writing is opinion pieces about how how he hates liberals and how much sex he has (not a feat, considering he mostly bones starving, pakistani immigrants) that don't leave him any time to report on any actual news. Of course, to the basement-dwelling trolls of GamerGate, his writing is "top kek" and full of "lulz" despite it being a bunch of bullshit about topics he knows nothing about in an attempt to win them over and get them to buy his book.

When he isn't being published on internet news rags, Yiannopoulos has a blog that contains numerous entries attacking prominent Muslim leaders, painting them as anti-Western. The racism there is reminiscent of what you'd find on Pamela Geller's Atlas Shrugs or The Daily Stormer.

Milo hates trannies

	“	Being transsexual is a bit like being gluten intolerant: for every real one, there are fifteen or twenty just trying it on for attention.	„

Bigot alert.

Milo has a deep-seeded and ongoing hate for trannies, believing them to be a sickness that would be better served with an extended stay in the shock-treatment room of the loony bin, rather than surgery. In his most telling article (which he posted on his personal blog because not even a turd like Britebart would publish something this stupid) he says such things as:

“	[Transgenderism] is the only mental illness classified as such by the medical establishment that we indulge with surgery instead of treating with therapy	„

“	Post-op transsexuals are no longer man, nor yet female; able neither to ejaculate nor be inseminated.	„

“	The answer should be obvious: we’re abusing people who need our help, by indulging their psychoses in place of administering treatment.	„

Clearly ignorant to the suffering and persecution of *trans people suffer every day, which he helps to felicitate.

It is these beliefs that have lead him to write multiple articles mocking trannies, as well as otherkin and transniggers, and wage an ongoing war with Brianna Wu during which he outed her and said:

“	We are using “she” and “her” as a polite courtesy in this report.	„

Milo seems to think that being a homosexual deviant somehow makes him better than the dick-girl and less at odds with god and nature. Obviously, he is wrong.

Self-proclaimed shitlord.

Milo joins #GamerGate

Just in it to sell a book

As previously stated Nero has had no interest in the gaming culture until he realized he could make a quick buck by appealing to the lowest denominator, the manchildren gamers. And as GamerGate started to fade out, the gaylord had to think of new methods to make money, so he can afford Regaine and better toupées. The book will just contain whatever Milo wrote on Breitbart.com and now you can have the privilege of paying for the exact same content. Remember it is all about ethics in book selling.
And n

A purge of misogynists and racists? Finally!

Failed Business

Eww.

Yiannopoulos founded and later sold a site called The Kernel, better known as The KKKernel. The site's first run was the opposite of glorious. "Suspending publication at The Kernel in March this year was a painful and humiliating process. I’d been too arrogant about my ability to run a business and allowed a combination of starry optimism and financial incompetence to bring the company to its knees," he wrote. A white man? Arrogant? No way...

Of course, he somehow had the capital to revive the failed venture and sold it for a hefty sum.

Yiannopoulos' Predicted Reaction to This Article

It's expected Yiannopoulos will react to this article with a look of disdain because it's (intentionally) painfully unfunny. He'll probably also self-dox and upload his own n00dz to this site before claiming he's a victim of online harassment, despite the inherent hypocrisy in him doing so. With a need for attention as extreme as his, who knows how low he will sink?