The Grenfell Tower Reenactment Society

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Nevar forget

Bonfire Night 2018 in Great Britain promised to be a dull affair, with the same-old, same-old: fireworks, baked potatoes and the ritual burning of effigies representing a would-be regicide who was hanged drawn and quartered over 300 years ago. But then someone had a brilliant idea. Instead of burning an effigy of that would-be regicide, they would get together with some friends and burn an effigy of Grenfell Tower.

What was even more brilliant was that they filmed the whole thing, including themselves laughing and joking as the effigy burned. And then, a stroke of true genius occurred to the merry-makers. They uploaded it to the internet. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Grenfell who?

Grenfell Tower was a residential apartment block in London, that caught fire in June 2017. Due to its sturdy and flame-retardant concrete structure, it is still very much a towerblock. However, due to the decidedly non-flame retardant structure of human beings, these days it is considerably less residential.

The event

Above: The Film That Sparked A Million Flames archived here     “   What a lovely video i really enjoyed this.   „     —Stormer     “   Funny as fk. You snowflakes need to toughen up!   „     —Wayne O     “   hope u all die worser and you get locked up for this kuffs   „     —TONY killa bz     “   Lol brilliant.   „     —Diversity has FAILED     “   Guys.... It's a cardboard box. Don't cry   „     —Lee Murphy     “   It's a country that has lost its morality. They are sick. Afterwards they all went and inbred with each other and wife swapping.   „     —S Hussein     “   This video is only the start of the wrath of the awakening saxon   „     —TheQuixoticelixer     “   THE PERSON WHO DID THIS SHOULD BE BURNED TO THE STAKE   „     —Brian Glasper     “   Grenfell tower was a crime by some white Brtions against the Muslim community perhaps in vengance for ariana grande in Manchester.   „     —Yunis     “   titanic is my favorite movie, whats wrong with it ?   „     —Genturk92     “   Lol   „     —Kerry Hicks     “   Yous are all fucking sick. I wish I knew where you lived I would show you what pain is   „     —Duncan Stevens Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery of Gaiety

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Fireworks!

The Goddamn Prime Minister (who still hasn't re-housed the Grenfell survivors after 18 months) The Goddamn Prime Minister (who still hasn't re-housed the Grenfell survivors after 18 months) The Home Secretary (who has refused to fund sprinkler refurbs for Grenfell-style blocks) The Home Secretary (who has refused to fund sprinkler refurbs for Grenfell-style blocks) The Mayor of London (who thinks terrorism is "part and parcel" of London life) The Mayor of London (who thinks terrorism is "part and parcel" of London life) The Housing Minister (who still hasn't banned Grenfell-style flammable cladding) The Housing Minister (who still hasn't banned Grenfell-style flammable cladding) Obsessive Remoaner (who can't see a problem in hijacking a tragedy for his own interests) Obsessive Remoaner (who can't see a problem in hijacking a tragedy for his own interests) Professional Psychobabbler (who ought to do something more useful, like making a sandwich) Professional Psychobabbler (who ought to do something more useful, like making a sandwich) "I blame the Daily Mail" (who would probably blame the Daily Mail if her leg fell off) "I blame the Daily Mail" (who would probably blame the Daily Mail if her leg fell off) The cops (who appear to think that this video is as bad as the fire itself) The cops (who appear to think that this video is as bad as the fire itself) "Name and shame" (who will probably be very butthurt at being named and shamed on this page) "Name and shame" (who will probably be very butthurt at being named and shamed on this page) "Black Person can't be racist" (who just took the opportunity to get away with hating on whites) "Black Person can't be racist" (who just took the opportunity to get away with hating on whites) Fuck off, Klaus (who thinks an aviation accident 60 years ago is still a hot topic) Fuck off, Klaus (who thinks an aviation accident 60 years ago is still a hot topic) Personal Army Request (who will probably be very confused by this page) Personal Army Request (who will probably be very confused by this page) Get a fucking grip (who clearly has no sense of proportion) Get a fucking grip (who clearly has no sense of proportion) Some common sense at last Some common sense at last Butthurt Remoaner (who is so shocked and appalled by the video that she's going to download it for future use) Butthurt Remoaner (who is so shocked and appalled by the video that she's going to download it for future use) "While I've got your attention..." (who thinks charity is a good excuse for spamming Twitter) "While I've got your attention..." (who thinks charity is a good excuse for spamming Twitter) So what (who is clearly a Mega Ultra Super Genius) So what (who is clearly a Mega Ultra Super Genius) "Look at how very virtuous I am, and aspire to be me" (who has nothing to say, but wants people to listen anyway) "Look at how very virtuous I am, and aspire to be me" (who has nothing to say, but wants people to listen anyway) "DAT'S RACIS" (who has already defined the crime and sentenced the offenders, from his own bedroom) "DAT'S RACIS" (who has already defined the crime and sentenced the offenders, from his own bedroom) Internet Tough Guy (who would like to hurt the culprits, but just incites others to do it for him) Internet Tough Guy (who would like to hurt the culprits, but just incites others to do it for him) Guardian columnist (who has a regular op-ed slot and several books to sell) Guardian columnist (who has a regular op-ed slot and several books to sell) Pseudo-intellectual (who has realised that blaming society means never having to do anything) Pseudo-intellectual (who has realised that blaming society means never having to do anything)

News of the event spread like wildfire on Twitter, and before 9pm on bonfire night, the video had been condemned as absolutely the worst thing to have happened anywhere in the history of the human race. Up and down the length of Britain, the reenactment was denounced by politicians of all parties and incoherent drunken randoms on Twitter with equal vigor and disgust.

And then the Metropolitan Police decided that the video was evidence of... a hate crime. Within 24 hours, Bobbi Connell and father Clifford Connell had been dobbed in by Bobbi's own grandfather, and Paul Bussetti had handed himself in for his own protection against the baying hordes of Britain. 24 hours after that, the fattest of the conspirators was identified as Mark Russell from West Norwood, South London. Former youth team player for Crystal Palace F.C. Trent Bogle and haulage firm owner Steve Bull were then fingered by the fuzz for their roles in fanning the flames of shame. The last picture in the gallery could be Gazza, we're not sure yet.

The Connells The Connells Paul Bussetti Paul Bussetti Mark Russell Mark Russell Trent Bogle Trent Bogle Steve Bull Steve Bull ??? ???

BURN THEM

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To Be Continued....

See also

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File:Fireball Favicon.gif Flame War - ongoing
File:Fireball Favicon.gif Fire (fatal effects of)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif Lulz (Doing it for the)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif May, Theresa
File:Fireball Favicon.gif Nazi Pug - Move over, Markus!
File:Fireball Favicon.gif Pyromania - an unwise legal defense

Infernal links

As it happened

File:Fireball Favicon.gif BBC News (shitty state propaganda mouthpiece) (Archived: 1 2)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif Metro (shitty London newspaper) (Archived: 1 2)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif Sky News (shitty Murdoch TV) (Archived: 1 2)

Global reactions

File:Fireball Favicon.gif "Five arrested over Grenfell effigy burning" (CNN) (Archived: 1 -2)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif "Worst Prank Ever?" (India) (Archived: 1 2)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif "Grenfell Tower effigy - 5 arrests" (RT) (Archived: 1 2)

Hot gossip

File:Fireball Favicon.gif Detectives raid homes of bonfire sickos, seize numerous bits of paper (Archived: 1 2)
File:Fireball Favicon.gif "Father of man in sick Grenfell bonfire video was shot and stuffed in suitcase" - not recently, though (Archived 1 2)