Duncan Burden

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Duncan The Autist
Born	October 31, 2000
Nationality	Americunt  🇺🇲
Residence	St. Louis, Missouri
Ethnicity	White devil
Gender	Male
Sexuality	Bisexual Pedophile
Aliases	Duncan Pictures, Pinkie Pie Enterprises, Amethyst, a fuckton of movie studio SNCA, McNinja, Puppiez0, DuncanB, TheLostBoy
Occupation	Drawing shitty pornos out of his waifus/husbandos and friends and tard raging over his rightful downfall
An Hero?	Not yet...

‘’’Duncan Burden’’’ (Powerword: Roy Duncan Burden) is a 24-year-old ”amateur filmmaker” turned into a morbidly obese sociopathic pervert, pedophile, beggar, logo fag and manchild from St. Louis, Missouri who has nothing better to do in his life other than beg for money OTI all because he lost his former full-time job as a janitor, draw pornos out of his friends and/or their waifus or husbandos (including himself, unsurprisingly), groom a bunch of minors OTI and other horrid shit while sperging out whenever he is rightfully ousted for his crimes. It wasn’t until very recently that he finally got caught in 4K when one of his victims came out about what Duncan had done to them, and ever since then his so-called “career” began to go right down the shitter.

Where it all began

On October 31, 2000, this faggot flew out of Annette J. Burden’s vagina, bringing a waste of oxygen into our atmosphere. He was a Florida Man for the first couple years of his life and later moved to Missouri. We believe that early in his life he was diagnosed with autism and according to what one of his older brothers Dmitri has told some people, he was always violent and aggressive.

Duncan first started out around 2011 or so as a GoFag, mostly having his accounts either be his name or just “Duncan Pictures”, as a callback to his shitty film/TV production company, occasionally followed by the police group SNCA. He mostly made a bunch of grounded videos not many people really bothered to give a shit about. It wasn’t until around 2013 or so that he kickstarted his lame-ass excuse of a “film career”, dropping a movie called “Dmitri: The Movie”, which was literally just a glorified grounded video out of one of his older brothers (Powerword: Dmitri A. Trocha) that was longer than usual. He pretended to share a film company with TheSuperBaxter (then known to most people as an enemy of the now retired Memy9909), back in the day, despite not knowing him, LET ALONE talking to him. Around 2014, he joined the Powerhouse of Entertainment (or POE for short), which was basically a circlejerk of aspies casting themselves into movies that already exist. It was then owned by SLN! Media Group (Powerword: Lamont Meeks), who would eventually be outed as a pedophile many years later. But things would quickly, and gradually, take a turn for the absolute fucking worst, turning this casual sperg into a full-on fucking LOLCOW.

Come summer of 2018, his mother fucking dies. And he dedicated a movie from one of his shitty shows (which we also elaborate on later in this article) to her death, and his father also disowns all his children, including Duncan himself. He ended up doxxing his mother’s name like a fucking idiot. Almost a whole year later, his dad fucking dies. For a while following the death, Duncan and his brothers lived together in the same house. Eventually he started getting aggressive with them, and he was placed in the psych ward for a while. Not too long after Duncan was discharged, he got physical with his 2 brothers again and eventually he was kicked out of the house, forcing him to seek residential shelter until he was finally able to land himself in a partially government-funded group home, also living with a roommate who splits the part of rent with him that the tenant has to pay.

Accurate depiction of Duncan getting ready to throw a Joey The Autist-style destructive meltdown.

Duncan’s Porn Addiction

Around 2017, Duncan discovered the most obvious rule of the internet, which if you’re too braindead to know is Rule 34. And he took full advantage of this, just like Geoshea did when he first found out about said rule of the internet. This would be around the same time many of the POE members would turn into a bunch of horny low-life teenagers, and Duncan began a Tumblr blog to showcase his POE R34 spergery called “POE After Dark”. No evidence of the actual Tumblr blog exists, however using one of his LARPing accounts called Amethyst, he uploaded a motion graphic for said project, and the Tumblr blog’s content was even pointed out in the video description! He used this project to draw pornography out of the many POE members (most of which were a bunch of fucking MINORS), and not everything was saved. However, there exists a drawing he did out of Garrett Simmers prior to his redemption, depicting him and an inside joke character playing with themselves over a popular big tiddy waifu that came straight out of a franchise associated with most Discord mods and lolicons entitled Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid.

Proof of the existence of Duncan’s shitty R34 project, under one of his pathetic ass LARP accounts.

He continued making these shitty drawings for god knows how long, until he was eventually outed for drawing porn out of one of his now-former friends who is Anonymous for this article, alongside the drawing he did with Garrett in it being rediscovered and more horrid shit began to come out about him over those next 2 weeks following when Duncan was officially exiled from the many circlejerks of spergs that he was involved with.

Where all hell broke loose

On May 29, 2023, one of Duncan’s now former fuckbuddies, Tom Cat, questioned a close friend within his circle about whether or not he has acknowledged Duncan’s NSFW behaviors OTI, This led to said person explaining how Duncan drew R34 of him (his actual self, as a minor) and an iconic furry character (Gadget Hackwrench, off of the classic version of Chip N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers, who was said person’s waifu at the time.), and after explaining the experience he later went and told ANOTHER individual from within that circle about it, and they went digging through the archives of a server that is no longer active that had most of them in it, and eventually THAT drawing was dug up. After this discovery was made, as you can expect from parts of that community, all hell broke loose. He was banned from the last incarnation of said server days before its deletion, alongside many other servers associated with it. Once Tom Cat revealed the evidence in the United Film & Media Group Discord server, everyone immediately began to cut Duncan off. Tom Cat also ended up resigning from the group, taking his logo parodies with him. Same happened with one of his victims who was an indirect member of said server, and one other person he used to be friends with did about the same thing too. He then had a black screen depression episode and deleted the entire server, but not before making a template out of it (which one member ended up taking full advantage of).

Not long after, more and more people began turning against this fat pedophilic sack of shit and eventually, more panic arose. This resulted in servers being deleted and many other community servers (with a few small exceptions) either completely removing NSFW or putting hard limits on NSFW text channels. This also led to KBOS, one of Duncan’s former acquaintances who was known previously as one of Geoshea’s victims, self-harming. (Logs will be added at a later revision)

Not everything is on here yet, so if you want more details check out this Google doc until everything on this article has been put in place.

Duncan’s Dogshit Media

As we mentioned earlier, Duncan often called himself an ”amateur filmmaker”, and made many movies spread across many different LARP or alt accounts of his, mostly on JewTube.

Some of his movies range from stolen JewTube videos, 2-minute shorts to being more than 45 minutes (one of the closest movies from him that is longer than that is Super Freakin Parody Rangers: The Movie), one of the movies just him going insane over Warner Bros. Family Entertainment with a now-former fuckbuddy of his over a Skype call. Most of the movies have a shit ton of fake logo parodies of existing movie studios at the beginning, making a majority of the films “logo shows”.

One of his more infamous movies that he was outed for was a movie called Among Us, based off the has-been trending video game from a long time ago. One scene in there depicted him and a female community member (who was taken by someone else at that time) getting it on. This scene was done without her consent, and disgusted her a LOT when this was dug up and re-discovered.

He also revived the Bitch Show ”franchise”, despite both of the original anonymous creators having regretted ever starting that shitshow in the first place. This franchise consisted of a bunch of shitty self inserts doing whatever. At the beginning of each episode there is a heavily-forced inside joke involving Coach McGuirk off of Home Movies apparently “cockblocking” Unikitty Rule 34. What makes matters worse is that Unikitty is child-coded. And then near the end of each episode we see a Dev-catscratch ”art” piece accompanied by some TTS voice saying the word “Sex”, followed by the Taco Bell bong sound AND a Rule 34 pic of someone in the community’s waifu or husbando (which he’s done this to himself too, unsurprisingly). This proves that Duncan is just some sick pedophilic coomer who really sucks at covering up his sad pornographic addiction.

There’s even ANOTHER painfully unfunny and heavily forced inside joke on the show near the beginning of each episode where Arthur Read “smells clowns” (formerly “smells niggas”, but was changed under Duncan’s grubby fat hands to be more “PC”) and it features a specific lolcow that Arthur would be depicted to hate on. This just screams total A-Logging.

You can see many of Duncan’s shitshows both here and here. Almost all the channels with their videos featured on the first playlist also contain movies NOT listed in the first playlist. Archive what you can if you get there early enough, once he sees this article (which hasn’t happened yet as of the latest revision) he might DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING again like a total pussy.

Duncan's Enemies

Not long after Duncan got ousted, he made a fuck ton of enemies, including a group dedicated to taking him down (not unlike what happened with Engelbash). Below is a list of many of Duncan’s known enemies. Very surprisingly, he has NO fuckbuddies remaining as every single one of them OTI have since turned against Duncan after the rumors came out that were confirmed to be true.

DonutAlert

• XenoParadox - A based 20-year old vigilante who got involved in the situation due to someone in his community reaching out to him. He was even involved in the confrontations and threatened to dox the fat fucking tard. Like the pussy he is, he left the Discord group chats he got confronted in out of fear of Xeno. He definitely deserves some recognition for what he did against a complete degenerate sperg like Duncan.

• baws/KBOS2004 - Previously known as one of Geoshea’s most prolific victims, this 20-year-old casual cisgender female sperg is frequently active in the music, obscure media, physical media (not the toxic side), children’s TV, and animation/art communities respectively (she is even an artist, animator, and voice actor), and now identifies openly as a pansexual. After the Geoshea trauma, she has been living a good life with new friends and her girlfriend (and is currently working on a cartoon called "Pancake's Show" with them), having moved on, even graduated high school and going to community college for graphic design and animation. The callout situation on Duncan almost caused her to self-harm and commit an hero but thankfully, she didn’t make any attempt at all.

• Jamesinator - Some random bisexual animator guy who has been close friends with KBOS for quite a while after Geoshea groomed her, and also a very big help in assisting with the result of the drama. Yes, he’s the one behind that Pancake cartoon.

• Tom Cat (Powerword: Jack Winter) - A 21-year-old physical media collector and a far better amateur filmmaker to most people, in comparison to Duncan. He is the creator of the Corbin franchise, which is basically a hot take on the spergery that goes on within the physical media community. It also helped spawn many memes about Corbin Petty, also a physical media community member infamous for his staged broken videotape meltdown videos. He was one of the greatest UFMG members of all time until he resigned when Duncan’s shit came out. And understandably so. Was also known for having previously dated one of Duncan’s female victims, which resulted in some rather petty drama after they broke up.

• BerkleyGaussian - This 20-year-old was once known as the worst lolcow in the history of many communities, but eventually after he managed to debunk most of the allegations surrounding him while taking responsibility for the stuff that was confirmed to be his doing, he began a mission to eradicate all the criminals of the communities he often frequents. Some of his most famous exposures include one out of Roszina Head, and most recently one out of the fat fuck himself, Duncan. More and more people began to respect Berkley/Keegan, and some have even expressed regret in having ever doubted him or made fun of his previous lulzy antics in the first place. When he’s not exposing true lolcows of the communities he frequents, you can find him doing content creation, music making, software programming, gaming and lots more.

• Garrett’s Meming Crew - Another group of vigilantes tied to DonutAlert headed by Garrett Simmers himself, also a redeemed lolcow who is 20 years old and has helped expose people like Geoshea and Engelbash in doing all kinds of wrong OTI. He is also a sperg and bisexual furfag, but not the toxic kind.

• KAGEVISTA/Seph/MySpace - a 21 year old autistic spic dyke and KBOS’ gay lover. Was once cast as Aquarius (Marina) in the UFMG movie “A Penguin’s Journey”, which was a remake of the infamous Don Bluth film Pebble and the Penguin. Duncan was cast as Duke, the film’s equivalent of Drake, the film’s antagonist who was also a massive simp towards Marina… Let that sink in.

Gallery

Duncan has a massive portfolio of incredibly shitty artwork, and honestly since we’re talking about that fat fucking sperg it wouldn’t be about Duncan without showcasing his shitty artwork. Enjoy, or not, it honestly sucks ass.

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