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Tyra is a Homosuck. People fear them as they're horrible creatures who dwell in cold wet basements - looking for a good 'matesprit'. Whatever those creepy Homestuck terms are. They are to be avoided and then promptly blown out of the world, the universe.. and even the fictional place in that dumb webcomic called, Sburb. What a dumbass name.

Currently, Tyra is using tumblr instead of dA 'cause it's actually a pretty cool website.


Her bAWWWWWWING(Who even uses that word anymore? The hell?)

On several occassions, due to being a crybaby, she had deactivated her account. Accordingly, to information from a year and almost a half ago, she had deactivated thrice, not twice. No one cares though. All of her deactivations were for realizing she was a pitiful weeaboo, and went to hide her shame. All people are weeaboos at some point in their lives.

Boring Bullshit=

File:Emofag.jpg

   
 

Lots of emo material. Yep.
 


 
 

—{{{5}}}


Her bitchcraft(When did this turn into the Salem Bitch Trials?)

Kami Wars (Why is it called the Kami Wars? It wasn't even about her.)

She had a brief conflict(uh, not brief? actually lasted a couple months.)with fellow attention-whore, KamptonLeader (who at the time was AskChina) over not hacked accounts - but many more controversial topics that you wouldn't know shit about unless you were the actual people there. However, both noticed that users really seemed to like their arguments, and everybody pitched in to hate.


Kami wars round two -or three- (No seriously. 'Kami Wars'? What's wrong with your grammar?)

After asking permission from Kami, and the owner itself, * askchina Tyra went and did absolutely nothing to the account letting it slowly die. She then witnessed some of her friends make the account * askkawaiitexas She was a bystander, but was dragged into the stupid shit anyway 'cause bitches won't quit. The girl had made the stupid move of telling people that AskKawaiiTexas was Kami, to benefit the greater good. Turns out that it was a huge mistake, because woops! It wasn't her. It was some other chick that doesn't matter anymore. While Tyra gets to sit on her pedestal of Homestuck, she pities the fool who assumes that she draws furry art(no really, where'd that come from? the whole purpose of askfmb was to draw an animal. what was she gonna do? pass a depiction of a human? it was already done idiot.)

= Other wars she has raged (huh? is this so dramatic that you have to refer to it as a war?)

She battled a tarantula in her bathroom, and lost.

What is loosely called "her work"

Like any Homestuck out there, she draws strange gray-skinned aliens, and goofy white kids. Racist. Her doodles



Why she won't give away the account

Question: "If you're not going to use the account, why not give it to someone else.. ?"

Answer: cuz dick too bomb



Why is this picture even here?

= Quotes from Charles Barkley

   
 

You ready to slam now?
 


 
 

   
 
Everybody get up. It's time to slam now. We've got a real jam going down. Welcome to the Space Jam.


 


 
 


External Links

  • [1] give her a loud holla like you mean it


YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
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