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Generation Z

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This page was written by a bunch of Baby Boomers.

You can help by waiting for when they all fucking die.

Jessi Slaughter serves as a prime example of Gen Z.

Generation Z is the cohort of people born from 1995 to 2009, although many argue this cancerous generation began in the mid to late 1990s. Using this starting range can often bring severe butthurt and lulz as many Z-fags try to deny their connection to what will probably grow up to be the worst generation on record. Scratch that, even these faggots cant top the Baby Boomers. Generation Z is infamous for being smartphone zombies, addicted to infantile social media sites like Instagram, Snapchat and numerous others. They are the most liberal generation in history, and the most freakish and weird one at that; they are a majority of the tumblrina idiots who get triggered over the slightest offense. Many have pinned Gen-Z as "Millennials On Steroids," and they aren't far off.

   
 
Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.
 

 
 

Socrates

It should be noted that on the Internet, people in their 20s and early 30s often use "Millennial" as an insult for "those kids these days who don't remember VHS," not realizing they are in fact Millennials themselves. As usual, Millennials proved themselves retarded when they decided that, instead of making up a new word to shit on the next generation, they'd just reuse the term "Millennial" and try their damndest to retroactively define it as "person born around or after the millennium."

Background & characteristics

Members of Generation Z were born between the years 1995-2009 and represent a quarter of the population of the United States. More shitskin races make up a part of this generation than any generations before it, resulting in massive problems for Dumbfuckistan in the long run. The majority of the generation were the spawn of Generation X, although several Millennials got laid and spawned some Z-tards. It is this aspect that explains why Gen Z is one of the most decadent and degenerate of all time. This generation is plagued by extreme debt and bleak job opportunities. If you think us millennials had it hard, these fags weren't even around for a pre-9/11 world. This aspect of being born after the initiation of the great decline of the west has ensured a culture of fear and pussification plaguing the youth. Ironically, despite being the most liberal generation, more Z-tards go to church than any generation since the WW2-era gen.

Gen Z has lower teen pregnancy rates, stemming from the fact that they practice degenerate sexual activities like Fellatio and Anal Sex, even at young ages. They are less likely to take drugs because they're a bunch of pussies. They are more likely to graduate due to schools becoming even more prison-like and no longer tolerating truancy or ditching. They are statistically the most educated generation as 30~50% of them end up going to college; however, they usually take useless classes like Women's Studies, or going to Art School. Thus, their economic viability is lesser than previous generations. Modern colleges enforce a strict brainwashing doctrine of Social Justice, resulting in millions of Trigglypuff clones.

They are the generation brainwashed by Marxism the most. A massive amount of the users listen to garbage noise, dye their hair bizarre and extreme colours and styles, embrace freakish cultures like the Furry fandom, My Little Pony, Dumblr culture and more. Many of the girls practiced primitive degeneracy such as Twerking. They have ruined the internet with all these cancerous memes of the 2010s. Some of the biggest celebrities embraced by the generation include such trash as: Kesha, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj and other degenerate filth. There is a shocking rise in early sexuality; it's not uncommon for children as young as 8~10 to perform sexual activities. The process of Corporate Pedophilia, where corporations market sex to younger and younger youth, has faced little opposition from the degenerate masses of society. Clothing keeps getting slighter and slighter.

Many teenage girls (and even tweens) nowadays wear micro-shorts or skirts; it's like they barely even put on anything at all. Most of the girls buy into degenerate trash such as Starbucks, Yoga / Yoga Pants and more. They are the result of hypersexualization of youth. The males are known for being Swag/Yolofags who are more brain-dead than ever before, and addicted to Marijuana, only further rotting what little brains they had in the first place. It's a common expression that Baby Boomers had an attention span of 5 minutes to spare; Millennials and Gen Z will grant only 5 seconds. That is why Vine and other idiotic apps are so popular with the youth of today.

Future

Owing to the increasingly chaotic world, the destruction of moral fiber and family values, the skyrocketing costs of real estate and education, the infantilization (think SJW) of the youth, sexual deviancy and feminism, the future for Gen-Y & Gen-Z looks bleak. It is rather likely that divorce will reach its highest levels yet throughout the duration of Gen Z's adulthood. They will be able to afford less resources than previous generations and families will be much tougher to create and maintain. The possibility of World War 3 is the highest it's been since the height of the Cold War. In short: Everyone under 40 is fucked; especially the newfags.

Generation Zyklon/Homelander

Not all of the generation is made up of marxist hipster freaks like Millennials. There exists an ever growing number of teenagers, mostly male, going MGTOW or Neo-Nazi/Fascist. This generation had to grow up in the fucked up commie hippie experiments and ideas of the boomers, and due to the cultural norm being leftism and Political Correctness, not only is it cool to be literally Hitler, but at least a quarter of the generation is fully sympathetic to the idea of fascism and right-wing authoritarian extremism due to the communist ideological nonsense they were raised in.

Musical taste

The following video gallery demonstrates some of the most popular music of this generation. Yes, they actually fucking listen to this shit. Do you get it at all? Neither do we.


Yes, this shitty song got 200+ million hits.


And this one got over 3 billion.


By some miracle, almost the entire world has listened to this.


This shit has it's own subculture.


Gen Z's music literally sounds like shit.


They'll probably listen to this shit, unironically.

Videos

Nowadays, The Onion is an authentic news source.

Are you a newfag?

Introduction to Gen-Z

Kids in 20 yrs

Welcome to Dumblr

Too Sexy, Too Soon

Too Sexy Too Soon?

Porn Before Puberty

Gallery of gayness

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Notable fags

Facts

  • ZFags: Think that Greedo shot first.
  • ZFags: Likes Episode 1~3, and hates 4~6.
  • ZFags: Can't Triforce
  • ZFags: Gave us those shitty MS-Paint reaction face comic meme abominations.
  • ZFags: Have an average attention span of only 5.138 seconds; hence why Vine is so popular.
  • ZFags: The girls commit their first sexual act at age 12 8, and suck 37 dicks by the time High School rolls around. They only suck off Chad though, as usual.
  • ZFags: Transition from boy to girl at the age of 8. Or wear makeup.
  • ZFags: Are feminist, non-binary gender, genderfluid, dragon-seal-walrus otherkin.
  • ZFags: Will have heart attacks from any MRA / Alt-right / Neonazi.
  • ZFags: Need their own Safe Space / hugbox due to inability to accept differing opinions or critique.
  • Zfags: Are pretty much Millennials on steroids.

See also

External links

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