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Attention Whore

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I have legions of friends following wherever I go.
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Very Famous attention whore from Finland
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teen Attention whore
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The cheapest way
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It worked...
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Needs to learn how to wipe the ass
Models and model wannabes are attention whores.
Trying to look sexy with a fucking pinecone.

Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. Massive attention whores have Histrionic Personality Disorder.

   
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They are looking for their 15 megabytes of fame. They want to be admired, want someone to want them. A lot of them are lonely and starved for attention. A lot of girls think they have no choice but to pose in this way. And then there are the thrill seekers who do it because it's edgy and cool.
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—ABC News telling it as it is

While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell dedicated for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to fuck the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are jailbait and buttugly, hand them over to Pedobear, who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no tits.

This trait is also known as the móst agressive form of cancer.

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Types of Attention Whore

The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.
Successful attention whore is successful.
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"The idea was the pearls".

While it is possible for Attention Whores to simply be classified as whores for public attention, they are generally divided into four, more specific attention whoring categories:

Attention Whore Tactics

Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.
Attention Whore AKA Camwhore aka Slut aka White_trash akaTanning aka Skeezer
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ a variety of tactics. Common examples include:

Beware: If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are. Attention whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.

Infamous Attention Whores

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YouTube: Home of the Attention Whore

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Gallery of Attention Whores About missing Pics
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  • Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants.)
    Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants.)
  • Typical STD infested whore
    Typical STD infested whore
  • Every club in Dallas has one.
    Every club in Dallas has one.
  • Mickyy Moo, Now the Queen of the Trolls
    Mickyy Moo, Now the Queen of the Trolls
  • MOAR GREASY CAWK PLZ.
    MOAR GREASY CAWK PLZ.
  • Just begging for you to notice her.
    Just begging for you to notice her.
  • LOOK AT MEEEEE
    LOOK AT MEEEEE
  • Jesus Fucking Christ
    Jesus Fucking Christ
  • This Myspace whore beggs for a call.
    This Myspace whore beggs for a call.
  • Nice pink hair, dipshit.
    Nice pink hair, dipshit.
  • You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.
    You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.
  • Your run of the mill attention whorelets attempting to team up for extra attention.
    Your run of the mill attention whorelets attempting to team up for extra attention.
  • Now with two new flavors: Ass Burgers and Mexican AIDS!
    Now with two new flavors: Ass Burgers and Mexican AIDS!
  • No, I didn't know I was being filmed.
    No, I didn't know I was being filmed.
  • Be glad you can't get AIDS via the internet. Seriously.
    Be glad you can't get AIDS via the internet. Seriously.
  • Another totally spontaneous picture. WE'RE JUST FRENDZ, RITE!
    Another totally spontaneous picture. WE'RE JUST FRENDZ, RITE!
  • hawt! (Note the mong eye).
    hawt! (Note the mong eye).
  • A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.
    A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.
  • Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.
    Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.
  • Obv asking for it.
    Obv asking for it.
  • Typical attention whore technique; dead boyfriend
    Typical attention whore technique; dead boyfriend
  • A great way to get some serious attention.
    A great way to get some serious attention.
  • Claims of bisexuality? Check. Shameless self promotion? Check. Starting flame wars? Check. Long and growing list of alleged cyber conquests? Check check. Diagnosis: Attention Whore.
    Claims of bisexuality? Check. Shameless self promotion? Check. Starting flame wars? Check. Long and growing list of alleged cyber conquests? Check check. Diagnosis: Attention Whore.
  • An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.
    An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.
  • She got the attention she craved.
    She got the attention she craved.
  • Professional Attention Whore.
    Professional Attention Whore.
  • Common whores.
    Common whores.
  • This Myspace scene position they all take!
    This Myspace scene position they all take!
  • Britwhore; Lily Allen.
    Britwhore; Lily Allen.
  • Attention whoring is a genetic trait passed down through generations of whores.
    Attention whoring is a genetic trait passed down through generations of whores.
  • Teh lesbo band Tatu.
    Teh lesbo band Tatu.
  • "for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreciate if you didn't think thatss alright thanks <3."
    "for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreciate if you didn't think thatss alright thanks <3."
  • An Attention Whore may flash teh cock.
    An Attention Whore may flash teh cock.
  • What Fatties don't want you to see on MySpace.
    What Fatties don't want you to see on MySpace.
  • Typical MySpace Attention Whores.
    Typical MySpace Attention Whores.
  • A wiccan Attention Whore.
    A wiccan Attention Whore.
  • i wAnA l1ck UR c0cK
    i wAnA l1ck UR c0cK
  • We're so fat we piss GLiTTeR! ♥
    We're so fat we piss GLiTTeR! ♥
  • Some attention whores at school during Halloween, noticed the bra of the one on the right
    Some attention whores at school during Halloween, noticed the bra of the one on the right
  • Stupid Myspace kids thriving for attention with Detention slips?!??!
    Stupid Myspace kids thriving for attention with Detention slips?!??!
  • Some attention whores will really go this far.
    Some attention whores will really go this far.
  • How to pwn attention whores.
    How to pwn attention whores.
  • 2 attention whores and their bitch.
    2 attention whores and their bitch.
  • She can be skinny with edits but without edits she is one fat bitch
    She can be skinny with edits but without edits she is one fat bitch
  • Best friends do everything together!
    Best friends do everything together!
  • Look at meeeeee!
    Look at meeeeee!
  • You know you are the biggest attention whore ever when you make your own fanclub and write fuckings love poems about yourself.
    You know you are the biggest attention whore ever when you make your own fanclub and write fuckings love poems about yourself.
  • Ugh, how did all these BuBbLeS get all over my bOoBies?!
    Ugh, how did all these BuBbLeS get all over my bOoBies?!
  • Attention whores are also commonly associated with scene girls.
    Attention whores are also commonly associated with scene girls.
  • Attention whores!! bummin' with orange faces, so cliche.
    Attention whores!! bummin' with orange faces, so cliche.
  • Weeaboos tend to be Attention whores, and vice versa.
    Weeaboos tend to be Attention whores, and vice versa.
  • How to do it incorrectly
    How to do it incorrectly
  • Some attention whores fail to grow the fuck up and continue their attention whoring ways into adulthood.
    Some attention whores fail to grow the fuck up and continue their attention whoring ways into adulthood.
  • Twice the crabs!
    Twice the crabs!
  • Now Assburger-flavored!
    Now Assburger-flavored!
  • Being single sucks...just tell me what you want!
    Being single sucks...just tell me what you want!
  • Here's a story for you to read.
    Here's a story for you to read.

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