DreamWorks
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WARNING: With Jews, you lose! |
Dreamworks is an ok animation-company that makes unforgetable classics such as three Madagascar films, and the constant advertisements and promotions shoved down our anuses that came with each film. They are also popular for being the main competetor of fucking Pixar, God knows how. They are currently the only-thing keeping Nickelodeon alive.
History And Today
Steven Spielberg✡ and some other faggots were playing around with Blender when they decided to sell their abominations for profit. Judging by Steven Spielberg being involved in this conspiracy, it's easy-to tell why everyone who watches their movies are Jews, straight from the corporate-world. These Jews then attend the theaters, increase the demand for the movies, and let free-market capitalism do it's thing. As profit rises, the Israelites get richer and richer and do more WTC.
Movies
Dreamworks once made cartoon-animated films, but nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films. This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises shat out by DreamWorks.
Antz: A primitive 'A Bug's Life' rip-off.
Shrek: A Scottish Ogre, along with a talking donkey voice-acted by a nigger, and Puss in Boots, a French Spanish. Portegeuse? Italian I forgot cat matador or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to fuck Fiona, a bumb bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the Bible, and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. Last thursday, Pussy-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as you'd expect.
Shark Tale: A primitive Finding Nemo rip-off, featuring Woll Smoth. Protested by the American Family Association for supporting faggot-rights. I am not shitting with you.
Madagascar: An interesting idea, ruined by two unneccesary sequels. Four Zoo animals from New York get stuck in some crates or some-shit and then they arrive in AIDS-ridden Madagascar, home to an ABSOLUTELY annoying-as fuck Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his assistant Maurice who does all his shit for him, and his biggest fan Mort. Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Carribean accent, but in the original films, he was voice-acted by Sacha Baron Cohen✡, who sounded like an American trying to imitate a Jamaican person. Oh yeah, and there are also penguins. Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa: They build a crappy airplane made from metal and junk and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in even-more AIDS-ridden, Afrika Julian still sounds horrible, however.
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted FUCK THIS FILM I TRY TO DO MY SCHOOL PROJECT IN THE COMPUTER-LAB AND SOME FUCKING IDIOTS OVER-YONDER START PLAYING THE AFRO-CIRCUS SONG ON A LOOP AND EVERYBODY FUCKING LAUGHS WHILE I SIT THERE IN SADNESS SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY IS DANCING TO IT WHY!? The animals goto Europe and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The afro-song is earrape.
Over The Hedge: : A cool guy Racoon raeps bring human-food like Doritos for teh animals too eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization of the tribe, gets all raeg and jealous. There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has a simultanous ADHD, Assburgers, and AIDS infection and is addicted to soda-pop. He is that unfunny stupid character, that all the Jews and American citizens find funny for some-reason. They invade a ladies garden and lulz ensues.
Bee Movie: A terrible film about a talking-bee, with horrible cultural-references (like "Bee Larry King". That's his name. Ugh.) who ends up having a sexual relationship with a woman. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. I remember laughing only once in the film, the part where the Bee has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies. No joke. Lolz.
Kung-Fu Panda: Has a large cult-following, and a shitty tv-show on Niggerlodeon. Is voice-acted by Jack Black.
Monsters Vs. Aliens: The-title is a bit confusing, but Aliens try to destroy the Earth or something and then a chick and some monsters battle them and they win. The end.
How To Train Your Dragons: A film set in Viking Denmark or Sweden. A flimsy tard named 'Hiccup' who wants to be a Viking Warrior befriends a dragon and then he gets laid. Well maybe. It widely regarded as having good 3D.
Megamind: An evil mastermind takes over a city and then becomes a superhero.
See Also
Pixar - Better, but not by a whole-lot
Jews - The Heart Of DreamWorks Studios
Unfunny - These movies
Furries - The Animators
You - Stupid Chanfaggot that watches these films
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