Microsoft

The official Microsoft salute.

Microsoft can refer to:

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^{It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for your penis.}

• Satan
• Bill Gates, the founding geek of Microsoft.
• Windows, a crappy and plagiarized operating system built by Microsoft.
• Zune, Bill Gates' crappy attempt to recreate the iPod.
• Bing, the shitty clone of Google created by Microsoft.
• Xbox, Xbox360 and Xbox One, shitty gaming systems made by Microsoft

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