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Kevin & Kell
Kevin & Kell is your untypically funny webcomic. The comic itself started long before last Thursday - all the way back in 1995, almost a decade before ED, and it still manages to retain an substantial fanbase.
The Comic
Kevin and Kell began in 1995, as the very first webcomic, by Bill Holbrook following his creation of two other successful comics. This stuff about being rejected and then going online to compensate is false rumors only.Kevin & Kell was eventually published in a few magazines in the late '90s, such as Boardwatch Magazine and even Playboy. Then Bill Holbrook parted ways with them.
—Holbrook, apty describing his successful comic. | ||
- Bill actually has two successful comic strips, On The Fastrack and Safe Havens. They have been running since the mid-'80s, and are actually published in real newspapers. They don't involve furry characters, and don't get much attention from him despite their far more successful status, because they don't satisfy his need for yiff.
- Based on the informed gathered above, it's safe to say he has a secret stash of Kevin & Kell porn that he jerks off to every night, whilst cackling maniacally.
Critical Reception
Since its creation, Kevin and Kell been mainly been given positive reviews, although there has also been some criticism. Resident Zompist.com comic reviewer "Bob" praises the way the comic is written and illustrated, and its dealings with difficult issues such as divorce and death. However, he criticizes its suburban nature, saying: "All the family crises are defused within a week or two. No one has any aspirations besides a computer-related job and a quiet heterosexual romance. There seem to be no cities, no foreign nations, no art, no teenage sex."[40] Another review from Disjointed Ramblings comments on the use of satire in the comic, writing that "while the satire is usually gentle, there's plenty of it."[41]
Brandon Sanderson's review in The Official Time Waster's Guide cites the comic's world design, longevity and a discomforting setting where intelligent animals are killed as strengths. However, Sanderson also complained that Holbrook does not enforce this aspect in the main characters, saying, "While Kell, Rudy, and others make kills every day, none of the main character herbivores ever really have to worry about being stalked and killed. When they are threatened (such as when Lindesfarne is stalked by some cougars near the beginning of the comic's run),[42] the enemy predators are presented as dark, evil things to be defeated.…This sense of careless, off-handed killing gives the comic a lot of its humor—however, to maintain that air of humor, Bill never allows the society to work its everyday worst on any of the main characters."[43]
During a review in webcomic podcast Digital Strips, commentator Daku describes Kevin and Kell as "one of the few anthropomorphic strips that I actually like," saying that "this is as if animals had a society." Zampzon praises the quality of the artwork, but complains that the strip relies on too many animal jokes.[44]
Kevin and Kell and Holbrook are both popular within the furry fandom. Holbrook was first contacted by the fandom in late 1995, soon after the strip was published. He attended his first furry convention, ConFurence, in January 1997. Holbrook holds an annual "Kevin and Kell patron social" at Anthrocon for people who sponsor the strip.[36] Holbrook also works occasionally with other cartoonists, both furry and non-furry, and characters from his strip make cameos in other strips. Examples include Ozy and Millie,[45] General Protection Fault,[46] PartiallyClips,[47] and Schlock Mercenary.[48].
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The Creator
Like all furry webcomic artists, Kevin & Kell creator Bill Holbrook relies entirely on monetary handouts from his lobotomized fanbase. Unlike most furry webcomic artists Holbrook has two other successful non-furry comics, this is because he keeps up the appearance of not living a desperately lonely life only concerned with making money to buy faux fur to add to his blow-up doll collection, which makes the fact that his fanbase is still willing to pay for these shit-stains even worse. Bill routinely uses his own family members in his comic including his two daughters Chandler and Haviland (whom have the worst names ever conceived.) Unlike most of his readers he attended college at Auburn, Alabama which means his degree is worth less than the paper it's printed on. Bill enjoys spending his donations on personal gifts, writing his own wikipedia article, and trying to convince people his worthless comic has a future of relevance of which he fails at.
—Bill, inadvertently admitting that he can't make a profit off of this dogshit while insulting his brain-dead fans | ||
Staff
Terrance and Isabel Marks - Colorists - Bill's source of coloring, they are employed to distract people from realizing the full magnitude of his artistic short comings, no matter how numerous they number.
Doug Pratt - Business Partner - Holbrook's "e-mail" handler, he deals with filing Kevin & Kell's subscriptions so Bill can go to more furry conventions. He also owns a web hosting company named after the fictional ISP that employs Bill's mary sue that receives advertising through Kevin & Kell.
Chris Kohler - Webmaster - Kevin & Kell's IT bitch, he is responsible for updating the comic with every new mind numbing collection of old jokes and tired plot points the series is renowned for. He also manages the archive of masturbation material kept for furries who haven't had the chance to yiff themselves to the older strips yet.
Jesus Fucking Christ WATCH THIS SHIT
Kevin & Kell on TV
It seems Bill Holbrook was able to find a television producer stupid enough to actually bring his bland yet creepy at the same time comic to Television (they really are running out of ideas aren't they?): http://write2wow.web.officelive.com/NEWSLETTER.aspx Hopefully it gets shitcanned before it ever gets to air.
THE KEVIN & KELL DEFENSE SQUAD
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In late March 2009, an unusually persistent group of vandals repeatedly attempted to blank the furry article. The Kevin & Kell Defense Squad (a title that they themselves invented) are a couple of whiny faggots who have been defacing the furry article (among others) with shit. Evidently, the most hardcore furry buttsecks did not leave them as butthurt as the pages here on ED.
It's suspected that the most persistent vandal of all is actually Bill Holbrook himself:
- The username and e-mail address share similarities: specifically, all of them end with at least a single "1".
- Most of the sockpuppets refer to some sort of giant rabbit; the main character in his comic is a giant rabbit.
- One of his colleagues (webmaster Chris Kohler) has experience in creating new proxies and IP addresses.
- Nobody else gives a mouse-sized shit about this online cunt smear.
Because the ED sysops know shit when they see it, previous articles about Kevin & Kell were swiftly flushed down the shitter, wrongly leading Holbrook to believe that he had won (despite the fact that their original objective was to have the furry article removed).
The Copypasta
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UPDATE
Over a year after this article was written (April 2010), the KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD crawled back to their keyboards and resumed their vandalism spree. Strangely, they no longer wish to defend furries; they just want the picture with the giant dick removed. EDiots are still debating whether they are referring to this image or the picture of Holbrook himself.
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UPDATE 2:
Even in 2012, the idiot defenders of a failed comic keep coming back. Even worse, they seem to not even have a reason anymore.
- For now, keep watch for these faggots and revert their shit edits for the greater good.
Gallery of "Revenge"
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Holbrook pathetically begging his small fan-basis to help keep his strip in the one newspaper stupid enough to publish it. Unfortunately, it worked. -
Typical artwork
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Write your own Kevin & Kell strip!
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You can bet Bill is inside that foam bunny head. -
Tartlets can draw better hate art. -
Not to be confused with these two niggers -
Kevin & Kell Rule 34. -
Holbrook tries to appeal to Star Trek fans. -
Holbrook among fellow furfags. -
D. C. Simpson is a Kevin & Kell fan. -
Bill is a Sonic fag. -
Holbrook uses his comic to express his support for child abuse.
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Bill Holbrook drew this himself. Really.
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He also uses his comic to express his support for incest. -
Kevin & Kell hate art. -
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External Links
- Kevin and Kell on WikiFur
- Kevin & Kell RPG: For people too nerdy for Dungeons and Dragons
- TOW article on Kevin & Kell
- Kevin & Kell on Second Life
- Bill Holbrook's Twitter, where he LARPs as one of his own characters. Seriously.
- Badwebcomics review.
See Also
Other ED Vandals:
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Kevin & Kell is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article April 20, 2010 | ||
| Preceded by Fuckin Magnets |
Kevin & Kell | Succeeded by Fergie Oliver |
| Featured article March 28 & 29, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by Bitches and whores |
Kevin & Kell | Succeeded by tails gets trolled |