Chloe Sagal

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Chloe Sagal is a failed game developer and egomaniacal, mentally ill tranny who, after being dishonorably discharged from the army for making up a mental illess, became an Indiegogo scammer kike and pretended to kill herself live on camera when her scam was exposed.

An army of dick-girl fetishists masquerading as social justice warriors came to her rescue to have the article about her taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from Destructoid and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until GamerGate kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and boarderline rapists.

You don't have to be a tranny to be a detestable, insane, drama-whoring, emotional parasite... but it helps!

Quotes

	“	On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on her first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving her a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like her crap because she's a girl. Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).	„
	—Sagal on being Loveshy

	“	...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.	„
	—Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the fail

	“	I also have another issue which is undiagnosed (which is specifically why I was removed from the USMC) that causes me to blank out for a certain amount of time and start doing strange things (mostly just sitting around mumbling, walking to places, being odd)	„
	—Sagal self-diagnosing? In my marine corps?

	“	I am a strong and independent woman	„
	—Except he's a man begging for donations.

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Indiegogo Drama

You're 5 years old again.

You see that toy you want in the store. It's the newest, the greatest, the fastest, and it doesn't matter you want- no you FUCKING NEED it.

Your small child body starts filling with tension, your hands begin to clench, you even feel some pain in your chest. What's happening to you? You see a toy you really, really want, but you don't have the money to pay for it? You feel that way because you are dying.

“	I was the one looking for donations back in April, because I am dying.	„
—Sagal, thinking getting his dick cut off is the path to world peace

Sagal started a funding project on Indiegogo for a life-saving operation. Sagal was allegedly ill because of a car accident a few years ago that left "shrapnel in her {sic} body" and resulted in metal poisoning which, as some of you might notice is essentially the plot to "Iron Man".

Sagal was also asking for $35,000 total, claiming that the cost of the surgery was around $29,000 but needed extra to live on while recovering. This is perhaps conveniently about the cost of sexual reassignment surgery. The Euroarticle notes that his "family won't help her, incidentally" and that she is seeking a second operation that "is vital to myself being able to live a normal life."

At some point, Indiegogo pulled the project due to suspicious activity, probably because he refused to divulge the details of the surgery after people started suspecting that this was a scam.

“	there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very reclusive. The people that need to know have all the information.	„

Sounds legit.

“	Absence of information is not evidence of abscence, and if you don't know something, you're statement has to end there. To suggest anything further is making an argument from ignorance, all skeptics need to know this.	„
—She is literally quoting Donald Rumsfeld

So logical. Shows it pays to trust in "men in women's bodies"... But not everyone was willing to take this trustworthy indevidual and IndieGoGo told him that they are deleting his charity and refunding everyone's money. So Chloe did the next logical thing and began threatning to kill himself.

“	As di prdicted they nightmaree I'm not going to make it through the night. I'm sorry	„

“

Indiegogo deemed my page too high risk to resume funding, so they're refunding everything.

I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a knife pushed to my stomach, but a very good person managed to talk me down. The feeling was intense. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal.

Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.

„

Eventually he was "talked down" from this, but not for fucking long because soonn after, in what must have been the insperation for Toaster Steve, he "commits suicide" live on on Twitch TV.

“	Reports are coming out of a Reddit thread saying that viewers of the stream saw her take a bunch of pills and lay on her bed before the stream was taken down.	„

This naturally guarantees that he got tons of sympathy and outrage over LGBT suicide while surviving. Sagal also linked to his suicide attempt from his YouTube account.

Allistair and Destructoid Drama

A Destructoid journalist decided that now that he was safe in the hospital, he could no longer credibly threaten suicide, so he was free to reveal that it was a scam, not on destructoid, but on his personal site unlinked to the site he was employed at.

Trannies were assdestroyed because they didn't get preferential treatment. The writer outed Chloe as a fraud and didn't mention his "struggles" like so many others do to justify the stealing of the money. The writer who apparently did his job of reporting the truth had become Hitler in the eyes of the trannies and Social Justice crowd.

Destructoid felt it was more important not to anger trannies than reveal the truth, so they fired him as dozens of SJ sites were screeching that he's a bigot for trying to prevent people from being conned.

He then completely gave up and bent over backwards to please the trannies trying to save his future journalist career. Morally shattered, he went to "Gamers Against Bigotry", a site run by an insult to comedians everywhere and a self-confessed faggot. As an interesting sidenote, the site's been hacked for being unbearably faggy.

	“	It suddenly became abundantly clear that society is the problem. The right situation would be one where Chloe wouldn’t need to acquire money to be who she is.	„
	—IT WASN'T HIR FAULT XE TRIED TO SCAM MONEY FROM PEOPLE ON INDIEGOGO, IT'S OUR STUPID DUMB HATERIARCHAL TRANSPHOBIC CISSEXIST'S SOCIETY'S FAULT FOR IMPOSING THIS OUTDATED GENDER BINARY ON HIR.

The struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

And Sagal finally got his sex change. The end.

But Wait! There's More: Holly Green Sexual Harassment Accusations

Where is HE naos?

Sagal is currently working on the highly anticipated: HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo, and thanks to his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z is going to be released in his own words: never. But you too, can still send money.

And after being banned from IndieGoGo for being a lying tranny kike- Sagal set up a new phishing site where you too can be billed for saving the whales, you see they're dying.