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Columbine Copycats

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This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the Columbine killers, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. The two shooters warned of a revolution of violence caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as over 75 fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. Most notably, these include the mass murderers Cho Seung Hui, Adam Lanza, and Pekka-Eric Auvinen. Eric and Dylan have also inspired thousands of outcast Loners, and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is Tumblr; these freaks are called Columbiners, and we have a page covering them as well.

This list is desperately needing names. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects.


The following people are sorted by first name; Pairs and Groups too.

A, B, C

Alvaro Rafael Castillo

Alvaro was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat. He killed his father at home, to "Put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that Cho Seung Hui did.

He then shot up his old high school on August 30th, 2006. He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting v&. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.

Videos relating to the court case can be found here. These are very educational and strongly recommended for view.

Murderpedia article

Adam Lanza

Adam extensively researched Columbine, along with every other mass murder in history. He had various files relating to the killers on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration / topic to research.

Alex Hribal

Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters.

Asa Coon

This little faggot was the cringiest copycat of them all. He wore a Marilyn Manson shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully in the ass. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.

Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson

Two hot 16 year old girls who lived 10 miles from Columbine, who wanted to go postal at Mountain Vista High School. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for life. Good job, dumbfucks. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters, much like Lindsay. However, the female brain isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.

Sienna had a Weebly page, which you can View here. ( Home, About, Poetry, Art, Journal)

Cho Seung Hui

Cho was a batshit insane gook from Virginia who shot up Virginia Tech back in April 16th, 2007. He brutally murdered 32 people, and still holds the American High Score Omar Mateen holds the American High Score with 49 kills. Anders Breivik is the current world champion.

Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, that has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.

D, E, F

Daniel Hawke Fears

A teenager from Oklahoma who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year 2002. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the columbine massacre.

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Dimitris Patmanidis

Alias: Death_Salvation

Dimitris was a 19 year old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, Greece. On April 10th, 2009, he shot up his college armed with a Tomb Raider arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using Myspace in 2009. TOW's article


Dominick Sergio Maldonado

On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in Washington. He attempted to get the high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20 year old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of Meth. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.

Eric McKeehan

Eric and two other students were arrested in November 2001, for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on New Bedford High School. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in americans minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in littleton, there have been countless copycats.

New Bedford tragedy averted

Farda Gadirov

G, H, I

Georg.R

(Apocalypse Now only wrote articles about mass murderes on wikipedia played no games and barely saw movies absolutly obsessed with other murderes)

Hans Van Themsche

(Neo Nazi)


H, Misc

3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.

J, K, L

Jane Doe

A letter sent to the parents of Dylan Klebold by "Jane Doe"

This unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from Pennsylvania who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers.

Jacob D. Robida

(Neo Nazi)

Jeff Weise

Jeff Weise was a fat injun goth outcast from some shitty rez in Minnesota. He copied columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "Do you believe in god?" the same line that Dylan Klebold spoke to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.


Johnny Lee Wicks

John Odgren

John Zawahri

Joseph Hunter Parker

Josh Magee

Kali Jade Bookey

Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of Wisconsin slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.


Kim de Gelder

Kimveer Gill

This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore Trenchcoats, obsessed over Goth culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine.

Kyle Huff

Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble

A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.

M, N, O

Matthew Murray

(Satanist)

O, Misc

  • Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.

P, Q, R

Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, Mr. Saari, took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.

Robert Gladden Jr.

Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo.

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S, T, U

Sebastian Bosse

Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore trenchcoats.


Scott Dyleski

Stephen Kazmierczak

(Satanist)

Sulejman Talovic

They planned to steal his guns afterwards and shoot up their school, the plot failed because the man had stored his guns in a safe.

Tim Kretschmer

W, X, Y, Z

You

Miscellaneous

These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.

  • Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.
  • Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.


Two High School Students Arrested for Wearing Columbine Costumes

See Also

External Links

Columbine Copycats is part of a series on Columbine
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Columbine:

ColumbineEric Harris and Dylan KleboldSuper Columbine Massacre RPGDo you believe in godColumbine CopycatsColumbine GalleryColumbiners

Admirers

Adam LanzaAlex HribalArtyom KazantsevAsa CoonBob8466Brooke Higgins & Sienna JohnsonCho Seung-HuiDillon CosseyIchverbotJaylen FrybergJeff WeiseKimveer GillLindsay Kantha SouvannarathLynn AnnNeocitiesNghtmrchld26Pekka-Eric AuvinenRobert Butler Jr.Robert HawkinsRobert SteinhäuserRyan SchallenbergerSebastian BosseSol PaisTheAmazingAtheistTim KretschmerVladislav RoslyakovWilliam AtchisonYou

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