Cyndre/MySpace Adventure

Cyndre, best known for his quote, "I want to kill one million jews", is actually a pretty big advocate of social networking site MySpace. Every week or so he sends me the latest screenshots of his pro-Nazi and JEWS DID WTC propaganda. I didn't expect him to be a Class A troll, but hey, the moar you know, rite? lol, dunnage. His Myspace Adventure is hosted at myspace.com/cyndre, and if you think any of this is even one bit funny, go kill yourself, you insensitive fuck.

The Literature

Heh, it's not so often I find a woman so beautiful. You are a beautiful woman. You look like your so smart. I hardly know you, except from your little myspace page.

Just from your picture, I view you as a girl mistaken, a girl who is pure, and innocent. A woman who sometimes can be misunderstood. I wish I could reach out, have you rest aside me as I comfort you in person, my warm hands would caress cheeks, your stomach, your breast, and my arm would then lie between them as I breath onto your neck. I kiss your neck, I lightly suck on your soft flesh, as you float away. I want your pain to go away. I want you to be a free woman, I want to empower you. I want to see you embrace the beauty of life, and not be hurt by others. I want you to feel ravished under the weight of my hands.

God you're so beautiful.. Please, I've been viewing your myspace for the last 3 months and I can't take it anymore. I love you.

Your favorite bands, Your Interests, Your favorite movies, all of them are so perfect. You're such a unique snow flake. I care about you. You are a gentle person, don't be afraid to open yourself up to me. We can be great together.

Adam

His profile

The Profile, KEY. And it's true.

The campaign

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See Also

• Dangerdan
• Dangerdan/MySpace Adventure
• Cyndre
• Nazi
• Ugly
• Troll
• Autism
• Role-playing
• Unwarranted self-importance
• Borderline Personality Disorder

Featured article January 24, 2010
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