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Anonymous/Original
anon is shit go to world dominance gaming for a better experience other country. Being Anonymous protects us in some way, making us feel safe at night and keeping us sane. How, you may ask. Simple. Being Anonymous is to be part of the world, the ones like you who do not matter and do not stand out. It makes us feel like we belong.
Anonymous is one and yet is many. The many combine to make one, the Legion. It is you, it is me, it is everything and anything. Anonymous lives to some day take over everything. No one shall learn the identity of Anonymous, for in finding identity, we lose our anonymous selves.
So break away from your identity. Become one with Anonymous and give up the struggle for identity.
Join us and belong.
To join Anonymous on ED.ch, please verify your email so we know who you are.
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Anonymous has no face, no race, and no origin. Anonymous is a force and as such, simply is. Anonymous is not I, you, or we. Anonymous is all without name, blame, and restraint. Anonymous cannot be hurt, damaged, or stopped. Anonymous grows at a rate that only itself can comprehend. Anonymous has no leader, no organization. Anonymous is a wandering mass of both order and chaos. Anonymous is here, Anonymous is now, Anonymous will always be. Anonymous has another among its unfathomable ranks. Anonymous is Legion, Anonymous is Immortal.
Closer to the truth
The Declaration of /b/ Independence
Authored on /b/day, the Declaration of /b/ Independence was (and still is) the essential document that separates Anon's ties to his homeland:
- When in the course of /b/tard events, it becomes necessary for anonymous to set forth the shackles of oppression we set forth on the Furfag mods of 4chan.org.
- They have plundered our posts, and deprived us of our jailbait.
- They have forced upon us their twisted ideology of "Furry Fandom".
- They have deprived us of our ability to fight our enemies, forcing us to submit to the wishes of the Furfag overlords.
- In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated bans from our homeland. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free anonymous.
- We, therefore, the Representatives of the Anonymous States of /b/, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Anonymous of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That /b/ is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the 4chan Crown, and that all political connection between /b/ and the State of 4chan, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
- We are Anonymous. We are /b/. Our home is no longer on 4chan. In these times of unrest, we have formed the State of 7chan.org as our new sovereign nation on the World Wide Internet.
- Signed, Anonymous
Though Anonymous has since been shifting between many *chan sites since /b/-day, this document is still important to the status of Anonymous, which defines them as independent of wherever their "home" may happen to be. From the authoring of this precious document to present day, Anonymous would get full credit for Anon's doings, and not their home. This has since led to the /i/ slogan "Anon gets the credit, *chan gets the blame." In actuality, Anonymous raiders often claim to be from eBaum's World or Gaia Online, though whether any raid victims have actually been stupid enough to fall for it and hit Anonymous' enemies with a misdirected "counterattack" is unknown.
Manifesto of Philosophic Condition
- Pyromaniacs lusting after the flames that consume humanity.
- Right or wrong? No. We destroy for destruction's sake.
- Strauss warned that this accommodating culture would become stagnant.
- He feared that materialism would leave philosophy barren.
- This apathy toward transcendent truth would breed nihilism.
- Welcome to nihilism made manifest in Western Civilization.
- Strauss described nihilism as strong or weak.
- Strong were the Nazis, who worshiped might and power to destroy.
- Weak are the hollow McMansions, strip malls, emo kids, and most of all - you.
- Little did he realize weak nihilism would fester in the tubes.
- Strong nihilism has emerged in resentment of a superfluous society.
- Tycho's dickwad corollary would go beyond net flaming.
- To fear us is to fear everything. To not fear us is suicide.
- Anonymous has achieved a persona.
- Anthropologists would call it a “death cult”.
- We have subjugated our individuality for our thirst for hatred.
- Anonymous moves as a force of nature. Our thirst grows.
- You will never know when we are watching. We have shattered lives.
- We are always close to you. We are in each stranger's face.
- We are the itch that humanity will scratch into an infected, pus filled open sore.
- TL;DR
- We are Anonymous.
- We are Legion.
- We do not Forgive.
- We do not Forget.
Why join Anonymous?
- Because GeoHot gets more gorgeous with every passing day.
- Because AnonNews is better than CNN.
- Because as a reader of ED, you're already a member, you just don't know it yet.
- Because I think it would be just fine if Julian Assange doesn't use a condom.
- Because if you've bought iShit you might as well be able to do something with it.
- Because I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer OldDirtyBtard.
- Because if your country is giving away your next year's income tax to Bank of America you might as well think about how to annoy them with a disrespectful attitude.
Command and Control
"You will receive instructions in many ways. From books, street signs, films; in some cases from agents who purport of be and may actually be members of the organization. There is no certainty. Those who need certainty are of no interest to this department. This is in point of fact a non-organization, the aim of which is to immunize our agents against fear despair and death. We intend to break the birth-death cycle."
- -- Anonymous
The Voice of Anonymous
See main article here.
ZanderJGavin is the self-proclaimed Voice of Anonymous. He lurks on Youtube reviving old stories and gets into epic battles of epic proportions in which that involving slander, sabotage, and elite forces of destruction to dominate the nether-realms of the hate machine called the Internet with JoshChristian.
AnonOttenberg
Anonymous701s started AnonOttenberg to assist in Operation Payback, but they have since moved to a more relaxed state of affairs. They mostly deal with IRL shit such as environmental freedom (lol), Co$ (lol), and Cats. Twitter @anonymous701s ; anonymous701s.tumblr.com.
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LULZ is a corruption of LOL. -
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Windows supports Anonymous. -
Now in action figure form.
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Epic Nose Guy -
You get to live. -
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The even newer Anon look from The Dark Knight. -
Enemy of Anon trying to figure out what to do. -
Anonymous have their own form of martial arts that involves voguing. -
Anonymous in real life. -
Anonymous is many. -
Anon as a horror movie. -
Yet another Anonymous logo. -
This just shows you the kind of wiggers that have invaded /b/ recently. -
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Statue of Anonymous -
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How do Anonymous taught children? -
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Well, nobody's perfect. -
We are 4srys. -
Anonymous, as depicted in Serial Experiments: Lain (1998). -
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Anonymous is a revered figure of worship in parts of the Third World. -
Anon, in his early days, corrupting the radiowaves. -
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Independent States of Anonymous -
It's over 9,000!!!! Pixels. -
Jones supports -
Teen dork, not Anonymous. -
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They corrupt. -
Psyched about Anonymous. -
Expect Us. -
OMFG massive protest!!! -
Support Anonymous NAO. -
Another way to show your support for Anonymous. -
In Canada? -
Tasty, tasty resistance. -
DOGS DO NOT FORGIVE. -
L is Anonymous. -
Desktop background of Anon - as seen in Anon's imagination. -
World Headquarters -
THIS IS ANONYMOUS! -
THIS IS NOT ANONYMOUS! THIS IS FGTS!! -
Even the Borg are getting in on this shit. -
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The normal So called 1337 Haxor 12 your old boy for Anonymous. -
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Anon and Tron Guy. -
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Before ED. Before 4chan. When you yet had no soul and listened to eurodisco and your favorite "New kid" was the "cool one"; he was there. Anonymous. With today’s technology we can see him fighting the power, 8-bit style. -
Anonmooted. From the Trinity RPG, c. 1997 -
Anonymous hates furfags! -
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See Also
Related Articles
- Script kiddie
- The Internet is serious business
- Anonymous Borg
- AnonymousThought
- Epic Fail Guy
- Ernest Peters - The victim of a backraid by Anonymous on 30th October 2007.
- Facefag
- Final Boss of the Internet
- Forced anon
- HACKERS ON STEROIDS
- Hal Turner - A white supremacist lolcow who had his online radio show raided by Anonymous.
- Hunter Fyffe - A fat white kid who Anonymous ordered several pizzas for on Oct. 20th 2009 after he ruined the RIP Kanye West Twitter Prank. Efforts remain to this day to make him suffer
- INTERNET HATE MACHINE
- Internet Vigilante
- Jake Brahm - 4channer who messed with Football.
- Marcab Confederacy
- Operation Madeupname
- Operation Titstorm - anons latest target/victum
- Patriotic Nigras
- Xenuphobia
- Self aware
- The Caturday Nap - October 20th, 2007. The battle of Anonymous vs. Anonymous.
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- The Well-Cultured Anonymous
- Uncle Anon
- V
- William Tecumseh Sherman- Spiritual forefather of Anonymous.
- ZanderJGavin - The Voice of Anonymous.
- Anne Onymous
- Alcoholics Anonymous
- Beowulf - Anonymous wrote it at least 100 years ago.
- John Solomon - An Anonymous troll of online comics who became a Namefag to be taken seriously.
External links
- Anonymous arrested in the 2006 football bomb scare.
- Anonymous in the International Herald Tribune.
Song for Anonymous- Anonymous is very active on IMDb
- Anonymous is an Internet Hate Machine
- [1] Another republican bitchin about Anonymous (not Fox News)
- Overchan - An index of all the larger image boards (Chans)]
- Ooh, Anonymous bebo, for Scientology raids and memes
- Internet Hate Machine vs. Scientology This story was all over tech news sites.
- http://digg.com/politics/2008_House_Bill_775_Prohibit_anonymous_blogging
- http://anonymoushategroup.blogspot.com
A Scientology frontedinformative blog exposing their "evil". - We Are Legion: A private forum for Anonymous activity.
- [2]Battling Scientology.
An Anonymous shirt? WAIT! It's a trap!BALEETED- A site that doesnt know the difference between /b/tards and moralfags feel free to fire laz0rz
- Anonymous from spain.
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