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Mighty Number 9
Mighty No. 9 is a Mega Man rip-off being made by the creator of Mega Man, Keiji Inafune, funded by Kickstarter, after he quit Capcom for spending the past decade dragging the franchise through the mud. It raised close to over $4M and is now scheduled for both PC and console release in 2015. Some fanboys were so excited they donated ten fucking thousand dollars out of their child's college fund, which leads one to wonder why manchildren are allowed to play with money. The $10k Kickstarter pledge reward gives Inafune the honor of eating dinner with these undoubtedly handsome and cultured gentlemen.
For all their trouble, the funders got in exchange a shitty rip-off that was taken over by a feminazi whore who only got a job there by fucking someone, and who quickly tried to change the main charater into her own self-insert, banned paying members from getting updates and told them to fuck themselves if they want their money back (they got it back anyway).
Oh, and according to leaks from beta testers, it isn't even a good Mega Man clone.
Crowdsourcing
By taking his idea to Kickstarter, Keiji ensured that he would not have to seek traditional investors that would make selfish demands such as a cut of the profits. Instead, he took it to the internet, where he could instead call the investors "donators" and repay them with stickers, fanart, a super speshul forum, and assigning them with their very own numbers. You read that right. The pledge reward is a glorified DMV ticket. Inafune is clearly attempting to ascend himself to the highest pantheon of all Jewdom.
Your Donation
- $5 - Keiji and his girlfriend Dina will present you with your DMV ticket.
- $20 - Dina will check your privilege.
- $40 - A game manual so you may check your privilege without Dina's help.
- $120 - A printed copy of Dina's DeviantArt page.
- $250 - Personalized privilege check by Dina herself.
- $500 - Help design a level map other than the kitchen.
- $10000 - Keiji and Dina will laugh at your broke ass over dinner.
Stretch Goals
- $2,000,000 - Dina will shove a Wiimote controller into Keiji's anus.
- $3,000,000 - Dina will shove a Wii U controller into Keiji's anus.
- $4,000,000 - Dina will shove a Wii U and 6 games into Keiji's anus, then tie one end of a mile long rope of anal beads to a telephone pole, insert the rest of the length into Keiji, and then make him squat inside a tire and roll down Mt. Fuji.
Psst... It's a scam
The Game
Gameplay
The game is being built on Unreal Engine 3, so expect lots of cell shading, copious amounts of lens flare, and for it to look like a side scrolling Guilty Gear Xrd.
Beta testers report it's shit.
Character
The main character of Mighty No. 9 is Beck, a recolor of Mega Man.
Keiji Inafune based the character of Beck on Mega Man, who was designed by Akira Kitamura. Keiji justifies this blatant theft by stating that he is the creator of Mega Man, despite the characters design existing before he joined Capcom. His only true claim to fame in the series is the creation of Zero and fetching coffee for Akira.
The character was later changed by his girlfriend to herself as a tranny dressed as megaman.
Feminists Take Over
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A massive shitstorm ensued after Keiji hired a loud-mouthed feminist Dina Abou Karam, who had been spamming the forums with gender equality fanart (that, unsurprisingly, looked exactly like her, to lead both the community development and character design for the game. This did not sit well with the fedora army that populated the boards, and they expressed their dismay by smearing Cheetos and belligerent ranting across the tubes.
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Dina and her team of white knights responded in the most professional way possible, by editing the hate and pretending it never happened. Clearly the cis scum did not understand the importance of strong, sexy gynoids who don't need no man.
Quotes
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Backlash
Since Dina was hired as Comcept's community manager, the Mighty No 9 forums have gone up in flames. What can only be described as a shit supercell of arguments from the MN9 forums to v about Dina's feminist views affecting development, her immeasurable incompetence as a community manager and human being in general, and her admission to not having an inkling of interest in the Mega Man series factoring into her position. With her practically owning the forums, dissenters have been silenced and threads have been locked left and right for so much as suggesting Dina can't do her fucking job, which she can't. Dina has and still is demonstrating her stupidity, inability to relate to the community, and abuse of her position. The fan rage has been so massive that a large amount of donations have been refunded, estimated to be in the tens or possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars. Fans of the project are continuing to catch wind of the incident after the fact, and donations continue to be withdrawn as the hurricane of disappoint, butthurt and drama shows no sign of slowing down.
Currently, there has been no official word from Comcept or Inafune regarding the matter, and one can only wonder what in the unholy fuck they must be thinking keeping Dina, let alone not saying a goddamn word about it.
Wait, how did she even get the fucking job?
Since Dina has no skills, doesn't play or care about MegaMan or, in fact, any video games at all, many have asked: "Why the fuck is that cunt even working there?". Well, the answer to that may (not) surprise you.
According to her own facebook posts, "The only reason [she] got the job is because her BR works on the project".
After everyone gave her shit about it she changed her story, saying that "BF" stood for "Best Friend". However, even though speculation as to who this person is has not reached an answer, everyone is sure that just like Anita, Zoe Quinn and m00t's new girlfriend, the only reason she got ahead in anything is by sleeping with someone.
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Keiji Responds
Getting Involved in GamerGate
About a month after GamerGate started, Dina came to the rescue of her friend Zoe Quinn and decided to ban anyone who mention GamerGate. This included people who had actually donated money to her shitty game, which is funny because access to the forum was one of the prizes from donating in the first place. When the patrons complained, she told them to fuck off and called them misogynist nerds, believing there is nothing they can do about it.
She thought that if she doesn't give them a refund, there is no way they can get their money back. What she didn't know was that, while KickStarter and Paypal would help her steal from people, actual banks would not. All people had to do to get their money back was simply cancel the charge on their credit card.
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How to get your money back
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Accurate Summary of Events
Mighty No. 9 The Animated Series
Before anyone has actually seen the game, Inafune is already trying to milk the franchise for all the donations he can get. This time he is begging for money in order to create a television show. And much to the delight of everyone, all episodes will be approved by resident radfem Dina.
For only $100,000 you get someone's kid to do the English voice acting
For only $200,000 you get to pay an intern to do Japanese voices
April Fools Joke
It's funny because the game will never come out!
Galleries
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Dina Karam Gallery About missing Pics
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See Also
External Links
- Official Page
Official Kickstarter
Official Twitter
Official Facebook
Official Tumblr- shitstorm begins
Dina Links
- Mighty Number Facebook
Mighty Number LJ- Mighty Number Twitter
- Mighty Number Tumblr
Mighty Number Google+
Mighty Number DeviantArt- Mighty Number Mom
- Mighty Number Mom's Slimming Clinic
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Mighty Number Blog 1 - Mighty Number Blog 2
- Mighty Number Blog 3
- Mighty Number Blog 4
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Mighty Number Livestream - Mighty Number Bēhance
- [email protected]
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Mighty Number Personal Website- Yahoo Messenger: lucky_petite_mistress
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| Featured article December 20th & 21st, 2013 | ||
| Preceded by Angry Joe |
Mighty Number 9 | Succeeded by MrRepzion |
| Featured article October 12 & 13, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by 8chan |
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