Fallout Online

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Yes, this garbage is actually the official logo for the game...

Fallout 76 is Bugthesda Shitworks' latest attempt to milk the formerly beloved Fallout franchise by shitting out yet another half-arsed attempt at a Fallout game on the same buggy and outdated game engine as 2015's Fallout 4, 2011's Skyrim, 2008's Fallout 3, 2006's Oblivion, 2002's Morrowind and 1982's Custer's Revenge. Following the release of the final DLC for Fallout 4, Bethesda's Fraud Howard and his team decided to give a huge middle finger to fans of The Elder Scrolls by immediately going back to making moar DLC for Fallout 4 – only this time they'd attempt to rake in even more Jewgold by releasing it as a "brand new" full-priced game.

Not content with just giving a fuck you to Elder Scrolls fags, Bethesda also decided to give a huge fuck you to Falloutfags by setting Fallout 76 a mere 20 years after the great war – thus making it the earliest game in the series timeline and setting things up for Bethesda to brutally rape the Fallout canon.

See Also

• Fallout: Shadow of Boston
• Fallout
• Skyrim
• Starfield
• Bethesda Softworks
• Shit nobody cares about

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