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[[Image:Joker_Jones.jpg|thumb|Why so [[insane|batshit]]?]]
[[Image:Joker_Jones.jpg|thumb|Why so [[insane|batshit]]?]]
[[File:Tinfoil.gif|thumb|right|[[911|False Flags]] Everywhere!!!! ]]
[[Image:Alex_jones_jerk_off.gif‎|thumb|Typical day in the studio for Mr. Jones]]
[[Image:Alex_jones_jerk_off.gif‎|thumb|Typical day in the studio for Mr. Jones]]
[[File:Alex_jones_false_flag.png|thumb|right|So many false flags it makes Alex cross his eyes.]]


'''Alex Jones''' is a millionaire Zionist kike lover water filter salesman CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.
'''Alex Jones''' is a millionaire Zionist kike lover water filter salesman CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.
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== Documentaries ==
== Documentaries ==
[[Image:JonesMegaphone.jpg|thumb|left|After a spending a number of years in an [[Godwin's Law|FEMA Concentration Camp]], Meat Loaf took to political activism to expose the lies of the New World Order.]]
[[Image:JonesMegaphone.jpg|thumb|right|220px|After a spending a number of years in an [[Godwin's Law|FEMA Concentration Camp]], Meat Loaf took to political activism to expose the lies of the New World Order.]]
[[Image:Alex_Jones_cartman_and_otters.jpg|thumb|Alex Jones being taken captive by FEMA]]
[[Image:alex_jones_tony_soprano.jpg|thumb|Alex Jones dislikes the Federal government because they're always messing with his biz-naz.]]
The most notable portion of Jones' longstanding career is the absurd number of documentaries he's made over the years exposing the lies of the [[The Man|government]]. The first big epic title in these [[lie|exposés]] was <i>America: Wake Up or [[Waco]]</i>, about the [[FBI]] raid on the [[cult|Branch Davidians]] in 1993.
The most notable portion of Jones' longstanding career is the absurd number of documentaries he's made over the years exposing the lies of the [[The Man|government]]. The first big epic title in these [[lie|exposés]] was <i>America: Wake Up or [[Waco]]</i>, about the [[FBI]] raid on the [[cult|Branch Davidians]] in 1993.


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==Radio Show==
==Radio Show==
[[Image:Jonestard.gif|thumb|Alex Jones gives us an idea of what debating on his radio show is like.]]
[[Image:Jonestard.gif|thumb|220px|Alex Jones gives us an idea of what debating on his radio show is like.]]
Like every [[oxymoron|conservative intellectual]] with a computer, Jones is also [[e-fame|famous ]] for having his own [[radio]] show. Most of the time it tends to be a [[circle-jerk]] of [[conspiracy]] theorists and people who call in only to get [[pwnt]] by Jones' [[fanboy]]s.
Like every [[oxymoron|conservative intellectual]] with a computer, Jones is also [[e-fame|famous ]] for having his own [[radio]] show. Most of the time it tends to be a [[circle-jerk]] of [[conspiracy]] theorists and people who call in only to get [[pwnt]] by Jones' [[fanboy]]s.


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[[Some argue]] that the Muse song "Time is Running Out" is about the [[blowjob]] Jones gave [[gay|Matthew Bellamy]] to get him to appear on the show.
[[Some argue]] that the Muse song "Time is Running Out" is about the [[blowjob]] Jones gave [[gay|Matthew Bellamy]] to get him to appear on the show.
 
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|<center><big>'''Info wars is now a trusted source of erection medicine'''</big></center><br>
|<center><big>'''Info wars is now a trusted source of erection medicine'''</big></center><br>
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==The Internet==
==The Internet==
[[File:Alex jones 9-11 coincidence.jpg|thumb|Well?]]
[[File:Alex jones 9-11 coincidence.jpg|thumb|Well?]]
[[Image:Alex_Jones_fan.jpg|thumb|Typical Alex Jones fan.]]  
[[Image:Alex_Jones_fan.jpg|thumb|220px|Typical Alex Jones fan.]]  
Jones runs [[over 9000|a number]] of websites devoted to his war against the [[Jews|elite]], the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to [[basement dwellers|freethinkers]] of the [[tinfoil hat|eclectic]] variety. Subscribers to Infowars self-identify as [[gullible|Infowarriors]]. Being an Infowarrior is an important task that entails dismantling the [[NWO]] by uncritically accepting all Infowars' output, commenting on their videos, and purchasing Infowars' take on homeopathy. Basically it's a way of [[LARP|LARPing]] a secret agent, rebel, holy warrior and renegade badass all in one role. Though [[conservatives|conservatards]] love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of [[W|George Bush]]'s rampant [[faggotry]], any [[moron]] who actually bothers to read his articles would know that [[YHBT|he's just as bad, if not worse]] than the people he so heroically stands against, because he's actually a [[fail|conservative]]. He's supposedly what's called a [[Dinosaur|"paleoconservative"]], which is supposed to be the opposite of a [[Neocon|neoconservative]]. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a [[Jerry Falwell|televangelist]].
Jones runs [[over 9000|a number]] of websites devoted to his war against the [[Jews|elite]], the most notable of which are Prison Planet and Infowars. Both sites appeal to [[basement dwellers|freethinkers]] of the [[tinfoil hat|eclectic]] variety. Subscribers to Infowars self-identify as [[gullible|Infowarriors]]. Being an Infowarrior is an important task that entails dismantling the [[NWO]] by uncritically accepting all Infowars' output, commenting on their videos, and purchasing Infowars' take on homeopathy. Basically it's a way of [[LARP|LARPing]] a secret agent, rebel, holy warrior and renegade badass all in one role. Though [[conservatives|conservatards]] love to cite Jones as a champion of truth and freedom in the wake of [[W|George Bush]]'s rampant [[faggotry]], any [[moron]] who actually bothers to read his articles would know that [[YHBT|he's just as bad, if not worse]] than the people he so heroically stands against, because he's actually a [[fail|conservative]]. He's supposedly what's called a [[Dinosaur|"paleoconservative"]], which is supposed to be the opposite of a [[Neocon|neoconservative]]. This makes Jones roughly the political equivalent of a [[Jerry Falwell|televangelist]].


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== Typical Alex Jones Radio Shows ==
== Typical Alex Jones Radio Shows ==
[[File:charlieandAlexJonesSmiles.jpg|thumb|Alex Jones reaches out to conservative intellectuals]]
[[File:charlieandAlexJonesSmiles.jpg|thumb|220px|Alex Jones reaches out to conservative intellectuals]]
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|<youtube>GXMvEUGM7bk</youtube> '''Alex Jones talking about starting a revolution'''
|<youtube>GXMvEUGM7bk</youtube> '''Alex Jones talking about starting a revolution'''

Revision as of 22:10, 6 September 2018

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