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==Dr. Death, 2006==
[[Image:EricPianka.jpg|thumb|This man wants to kill everyone in your family using [[AIDS]].]]
The drama began when a well-known [[science|scientist]], Dr. Pianka, gave a lecture at the [[oxymoron|Texas Academy of Science]] and made some [[troll|off-hand remarks]] about how humans were destroying the planet and how likely it is a [[lollercaust|pandemic]] will [[ban fucking everyone|wipe out a large portion of the population]] in the future. "Investigative journalist" lol and general [[fucktard]] Forrest Mims decided that these were the words of a mad scientist bent on wiping out the human population with an airborne virus, and Jones quickly caught on, calling Pianka "Dr. Death", the frontman for the [[Jews|elite's]] New World Order agenda of [[holocaust|genocide]].
In the time since, Dr. Pianka's received a number of death threats from various [[internet tough guy|crusaders for justice]].
* [http://archive.fo/aTK0 Dr. Pianka asks that people stop sending his daughters death threats]
* [http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/eric-pianka-time-for-an-interview-with-the-department-of-homeland-security/ Intelligent Design fucktard decides to expose Dr. Pianka's evil scheme to the Department of Homeland Security]
* [http://archive.fo/Y63T8 The Texas Academy fires back!]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mims-Pianka_controversy TOW article about the drama]
* Mims is one to talk. He's a creationist. [https://answersingenesis.org/creationism/science-magazine-refuses-to-hire-creationist/]
Although in fairness, it should be noted that (a) Dr Pianka [[Delete fucking everything|made sure the cameras were off]] before he gave his speech; (b) No-one in the audience laughed at any point; (c) In fact, after he'd finished giving his address, Pianka received a standing ovation and was mobbed at the podium by enthusiastic audience members; (d) Dr Pianka's demand that people stop threatening his family [http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~varanus/Everybody.html repeats exactly the same message as his speech and doesn't apologise]; and (e) The FBI and Homeland Security took it seriously enough to launch an investigation (lol, no prosecution because Pinka made sure the cameras were off).
But since Alex Jones got his fat retarded hands on the whole business, no-one with any sense is interested any more, thus demonstrating that Alex Jones's endorsement is the kiss of death as far as credibility is concerned. Which raises the question: [[Paranoia|Is he being paid by the space lizards to ruin reasonable conspiracy theories with his bullshit tactics?]]


==The NWO Illuminati 666==
==The NWO Illuminati 666==

Revision as of 22:25, 6 September 2018

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