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{{quote|Serial doxer and shit-stirrer|[[Bearing]] on Cobaltcat}}
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== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Complete}}}"></span> Complete==
== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{Complete}}}"></span> Complete==
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*[[Suey Park]] - Ching chong.
*[[Suey Park]] - Ching chong.
*[[PC Master Race]] - Could be expanded but has already caused butthurt
*[[PC Master Race]] - Could be expanded but has already caused butthurt
 
*[[Tauriq Moosa]] - LOL necrofag.
*[[OUYA]] - Failure
*[[Chris Kluwe]] - Former punter, now complete faggot.
*[[GamerGate/POTM]] - Faggots aplenty
*[[SJWiki]] - Really Jimmy Rustled From The Rain.


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*[[User:Cobaltcat/EDFemotes]] - Dem emotes.  
*[[User:Cobaltcat/EDFemotes]] - Dem emotes.  
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat Advisories]] - yes
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat Advisories]] - yes
*[[User:Cobaltcat/JimSterling]] Jim Sterling
*[[User:Cobaltcat/JaclynGlenn]] Jaclyn Glenn (Plagarist)
*[[User:Cobaltcat/tennis]] - Tennis article, include them hot tennis bitches.
*[[User:Cobaltcat/duplicated]] - See below.
*[[User:Cobaltcat/imagestoflush]] - See below.
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Category:Duplicate - I am a moron.]  
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Category:Duplicate - I am a moron.]  
*[[Madeleine_McCann]] - Needs cleaning
*[[Madeleine_McCann]] - Needs cleaning
*[[Let%27s_Play]] - Needs a bit moar lulz
*[[Let%27s_Play]] - Needs a bit moar lulz
*[[Soccer]] - Needs the FIFA scandal and to be prettified.
*[[ShockOfGod]] - Needs bettering
*[[ShockOfGod]] - Needs bettering
*[[The_Army_of_God]] - Needs moar jokes
*[[The_Army_of_God]] - Needs moar jokes
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*[[Jessica_Valenti]] - Feminist. Lots of lulz, probably.
*[[Jessica_Valenti]] - Feminist. Lots of lulz, probably.
*[[Elevator_Filming]] - Some people be mad about this article. Gotta find out why.
*[[Elevator_Filming]] - Some people be mad about this article. Gotta find out why.
*[[FreeThoughtBlogs]] - Expand on users. Has [http://freethoughtblogs.com/indelible/ Tariq Mustafa Tattooine] who quit Twitter after being told why he was a douche. ''"Guardian, Daily Beast, Polygon, Mary Sue, Paste, io9, Lifehacker, Women24"''
*[[User:Cobaltcat/OMFGCata|OMFGCata]] - Needs moar
*[[User:Cobaltcat/OMFGCata|OMFGCata]] - Needs moar
*[[Denmark]] - Needs an update to reflect something from this century. Helle Thorning and Obama selfie. TV2 and the Assassin's Creed screenshot. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFQqmHQMJBY reptilicus] Danish language. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk Norway] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eng5rJm9X7w Norway]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrGIhrs3HkI Norway] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS9GaBs137A German] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGYSQ-xtWl4 Pinky and the Brain]
*[[Buzzfeed]] - As unfunny as Buzzfeed itself
*[[Sergey Titov]] - The man behind Big Rigs, WarZ and Infestation: Survivor Stories. I mean, holy shit. And he is the TD of LOL.. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2293478/ IMDB page][[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]] [[The War Z]]
*[[Sergey Titov]] - The man behind Big Rigs, WarZ and Infestation: Survivor Stories. I mean, holy shit. And he is the TD of LOL.. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2293478/ IMDB page][[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]] [[The War Z]]
*[[user:Cobaltcat/JonTron|JonTron]] - No article yet
*[[OUYA]] - make it funny
*[[Dark Souls II]] - Still missing a story and shit
*[[CultOfDusty]] - Drama atheism.
*[[CultOfDusty]] - Drama atheism.
*[[Steam]] - Need to expand on their customer service, or lack thereof
*[[TGWTG]] - Needs moar people. A lot of new autistic retards have joined that crap
*[[RedLetterMedia]] - Needs everything.  
*[[RedLetterMedia]] - Needs everything.  
*[[user:cobaltcat/yifi]] - worst ripper group, ever. [http://tv4chan.com/thread/45723851/why-the-fuck-is-this-yify-nigger-so-popular-with.html 1] [http://www.reddit.com/r/torrents/comments/1bo3vs/im_seeing_a_few_people_complaining_about_yify/c98f6dy 2]
*[[user:cobaltcat/cinemasins]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU1bb7qyThw this video]
*[[user:cobaltcat/cinemasins]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU1bb7qyThw this video]
*[[user:cobaltcat/ChrisKluwe]] What a fucking lolcow
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Kittydoomfleshlight.jpg this image]
*[[Nebris]] - could use some paint.
*[[Snapesnogger]] - Needs a clean up.
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Wikipedialink: {{wikilink|Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Æ}}<br />
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Gaia Online user: {{Gouser|test|test}}<br />
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Newgrounds: {{Newgrounds|494636|Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG}}<br />
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Wordpress: {{Wordpress|test|Wordpress}}<br />
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Breakingnews: {{breakingnews|yes}}<br />
<nowiki>{{Age|1976|12|1}}</nowiki>&nbsp;{{Age|1976|12|1}}<br />


==EDFemotes==
==EDFemotes==
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{{vd|June 2013}}
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{{Edgov}}
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milwin was here and queer.
milwin was here and queer.
== Intelligent enough ==
until ppl set it to private '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 03:14, 2 March 2015 (EST)
== maybe i will ==
when you gimme a LINK '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 07:51, 2 March 2015 (EST)

Revision as of 18:03, 16 October 2021

   
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Serial doxer and shit-stirrer
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—Bearing on Cobaltcat

Off the internet for a while
contact:

 Facebook fanpage cobaltcated DeviantArt   Tumblr



MEOW



Complete

Shit that still needs works

Gallery

Litterbox

{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/taasa/status/486990929404764160}}

Kickstarter: Mighty No 9
linkedin1: Some random person
linkedin2: Most popular person on LinkedIn
Google Plus: Mark Zuckerberg
Blogspot: Google
Wikipedialink: Æ
Gaia Online user: test
Wayback: Recent changes
Newgrounds: Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG
Steamid: When regular steam template doesn't work
Cheezburger: cat
Wordpress: Wordpress
Breakingnews:

BREAKING NEWS!!
yes


{{Age|1976|12|1}} 47

EDFemotes

Here

I AM MEMBER OF EDGOV SUCK MY COCK

WORST SYSOP EVER SINCE ONIDEUS
Sincerely Mr. Jonzz Esq.


SIEG HEIL BANN STAR!

This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an
Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.


You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

Bearing

Cobaltcat
is part of a series on
Bearing

[CuntDoxed]

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milwin was here and queer.

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