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Howard Unruh

FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!
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FAG ALERT:

Howard Unruh is a MASSIVE FAGGOT!!!!


Howard "Fag with a Mag" Unruh
Nationality: Americunt  
High Score Killed 13, injured 3
Top 50? No ranking yet. :(
Style Singleplayer
An Hero? No - Surrendered
Status? V& LOL DEAD


Howard Barton Unruh (January 21, 1921 – October 19, 2009), was a batshit insane, deeply closeted World War II veteran, and the FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERIMUTT HISTORY! He managed 13 kills and 3 injuries with a Lüger in only twelve minutes! While not as impressive as other mass shooters, he laid out the groundwork for future edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people by means of murder.

His 1949 New Jersey chimpout, called the Walk of Death was the deadliest shooting in the US for 17 YEARS, until Charlie Whitman stepped up and managed 17 kills and 31 injuries in Texas, on 1966.

Howard's Early Life

Howie was born to Sam and Freda Unruh. He also had a younger brother named James. The fact that he grew up in New Jersey could probably give us an insight as to why he did what he did. It is to be noted that according to his old High School yearbook, Howie wanted to become a Government employee. Some might argue that he was a Government plant who set out to make a case for tightening American gun laws... except American gun laws, let alone New Jersey gun laws were barely affected after this, even after ANOTHER retard, this time a wife-beating guido wop bastard went for the High Score ONE YEAR AFTER UNRUH'S HIGH SCORE ATTEMPT, this may have something to do with him only getting 5 kills and 4 injuries. TRY AGAIN FAGGOT!

Howard in the Army

lol fgt

In 1942, Howard joined the Army. Whoopdie-fucking-doo! He saw service as an armor crewman across Europe between October 1944 and July 1945. While serving, he was remembered by his commanding officer to be a first-class soldier who never drank, swore, or chased girls, yet spent much time reading his Bible and writing long letters to his mother. Though it is to be noted that the reason why he didn't chase girls was because he was a MASSIVE FAGGOT.

He also kept VERY detailed notes on the enemies killed in battles, down to the details of the corpses. He was awarded the European Theater of Operations Medal, the Victory Medal, and the Good Conduct Medal. He was honorably discharged at the end of the war and returned to Guidoville to live in his mom's basement. Both his brother and his father later indicated that Unruh's wartime experiences had changed him, making him moody, nervous and detached.

Everything After That, and Before The Lulzfest of '49

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Lüger P08
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kills: 13/20 Impressive... for the time at least.
Accuracy: 17/20 13 killed, 3 injured, that military training paid off.
Style: 17/20 Killed most of the people he was looking for, then proceeded to kill random faggots for no discernible reason.
Butthurt: 18/20
Bonus: 20/20 Kickstarted a trend of things to come.
Total score: 85/100 (B+)
Thank you for your service!

See Also

Fun Fact!


MisterRemover/Sandbox is part of a series on Are You Ready? [GAME OVERInsert Coin] Go!
Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

Adam LanzaAnders Behring BreivikAndrew KehoeAriana Grande MassacreBaruch GoldsteinBrenton TarrantCampo Elías DelgadoCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDong YanglingGabriel WortmanJack Gilbert GrahamJakrapanth ThommaJames HubertyLuby's massacreMartin BryantMutsuo ToiNice Truck Attack 2016Omar MateenPanya KhamrabPatrick CrusiusReina Nightclub MassacreSalvador RamosShinji AobaStephen PaddockTed BundyVladislav RoslyakovWilliam UnekWoo Bum-kon

Single Player Amateur Division

Aaron AlexisAlexandre BissonnetteAkbarzhon JalivovAli David SonbolyAnderson Lee AldrichAndrea PignaniAnton Lundin PetterssonArtyom KazantsevAudrey HaleBrandon Scott HoleBreda Highschool MassacreBreitscheidplatzBrenda Ann SpencerBruce Jeffrey PardoCapital Gazette ShootingCharles Whitman's TumorChris Harper-MercerConnor BettsDallas Police ShootingsDarrell BrooksDavid KatzDavid KozákDavid Malcolm GrayDeath to Traitors, Freedom for BritainDerrick BirdDeWayne CraddockDimitrios PagourtzisDimitrious GargasoulasDmitry VinogradovDylann Storm RoofElliot RodgerÉric BorelEuler Fernando GrandolphoFlemming NielsenFort HoodGabe ParkerGeorge SodiniGian Luigi FerriIan David LongIlnaz GalyavievJake DavisonJames Alex FieldsJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason DaltonJason RodriguezJaylen FrybergJeffrey DahmerJeff WeiseJesse OsborneJiverly VoongJoe StackJohn Russel HouserJohn Wilkes BoothJonathan SapirmanJosef FritzlKhalid MasoodKimveer GillKip KinkelKongsberg Bow and Arrow RampageLam Kor WanMamoru TakumaMarc LépineMark BartonMark EssexMartin PeyerlMatthew de GroodMichael CarnealMichael Kenneth McLendonMichael RyanMikese MorseMr. SaariNathan GaleNghtmrchld26Nikolas CruzNoah EsbensenOrlando HarrisOtoya YamaguchiPatrick PurdyPayton GendronPekka-Eric AuvinenPetri GerdtRamadan Van ManRandy Robert StairRichard SpeckRobert BalesRobert BowersRobert CardRobert CrimoRobert HawkinsRobert LongRobert SteinhäuserRuslan AkhtyamovRyan PalmeterSantino William LeganSatoshi UematsuSayfullo SaipovStephen KazmierczakThe Twinkie ManThomas Matthew CrooksThomas Watt HamiltonTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTimur BekmansurovTJ LaneTobias RathjenTrystan Andrew TerrellTyler PetersonUnabomberWade Michael PageWalter SeifertWellington Menezes de OliveiraZhao ZeweiZug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

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Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf HitlerAugusto PinochetAum ShinrikyoCharles MansonHeaven's GateHolocaustJonestownJoseph StalinKim Il-sungMao ZedongOsama bin LadenPol PotSaddam HusseinWacoWorld War II

Banned From Scoring

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MisterRemover/Sandbox is part of a series on Psychopaths
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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsPekka-Eric AuvinenRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck