Adventure Time

This is how awesome the fans think this show is...

...And this is what it's really like.

Adventure Time is a un-entertaining piece-of-shit cartoon created by Pendleton Ward that was made for Nickelodeon to air between whatever shit heaps they've been shoveling since Ren & Stimpy was canceled at least 100 years ago. That part isn't important, however. What is important is the massive lulz the cartoon induces when viewed with our good friend THC and when you troll one of its fanboys. The show was recently picked up by Cartoon Network and is currently being ruined for all the lovers of the original pilot. The main premise of the show is a kid named Finn (who was named Pen in the pilot...but really who gives a shit) and his dog (named Jake) going on adventures, which usually involves fighting monsters/people nobody cares about in the most agonizing, lolrandumb way possible. The series will make you want to drown cats because the transforming dildo never STFU, plus the show seems to fuck up everything it can get its hands on, such as ninjas and princesses. There are a crap ton of fanboys on Youtube who are just ,asking for it and are not hard to find. If you encounter one, the following should be done.

• spam the channel with hate
• claim the show is just "lolrandumb XD bullshit"
• claim the show is "pretentious hipster bullshit"
• combine the last two options

Butthurt Fanboys

Recently, a Youtube user decided to get some lulz out of trolling the fanboys by providing commentary to the episode "Evicted". Their response is a laughable attempt at ad hominem via fat jokes, which provide minor lulz.

	“	this guy needs to stop taking a cock up his ass he sounds like hes under a lot of tension from his ass stretch	„
	— fanboy, YouTube

What the fuck is he trying to say?

	“	5 seconds in and i already think you're a douchebag. that's one of the coolest intros ever. it's like superjail. and the animation is amazing. and if you can't appreciate fine animation what the hell are you doing watching cartoons? you can watch the first half a minute over and over and notice new things each time.	„
	— a butthurt fanboy, YouTube

Looks like he has a lot of time to waste.

	“	I'm in college and I watch this with my older sister all the time. A cartoon good for all ages. This guy is a dick	„
	— another fanboy, YouTube

He lives with his sister apparently since she is older.

Chatacters

• Finn: 13-year-old boy
• Jake: Magic dog
• Ice King: Pedophile
• Princess Bubblegum: Hott Nerd with a case of Unwarranted Self-Importance
• Rainicorn: Otherkin Korean Unicorn
• Marceline: Vampire
• Penny: Lolicon

Fun Facts

• The writers frequently use math terms to compensate for their tiny manhoods.
• Finn's hat is STUPID
• The Ice King is also the King of Rape.
• The above fact is okay, 'cause butt raep is ALGEBRAIC!
• Jake is voiced by the same guy who does Bender from Futurama, which makes Finn an abducted child.
• You must NEVER believe in yourself.
• The Ice King has a badass set of drums in the back.
• When you are transported back in time you are also sent to Mars.
• That doesn't matter.
• Stomachs are weird
• Jake is tappin' Lady Rainicorn
• Crossmack predicted one day we'd connect to the internet with our mind
• The Ice King kissed Jake, which makes him a furfag
• Lumpy Space Princess is a fat 16 year old spoiled whore.
• Jake tastes awesome.

See also

Adventure Time is part of a series on SCIENCE! [FizzlePop]

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External Links

• Creator Pendleton Ward engages in thoughtful discourse about the finer details of beastiality and having sex with small children.