Captain Obvious

Faster than the speed of stupid.

You know how it feels.

1. You're on an internet forum, some newfag makes a post, you elaborate on it by stating something really fucking obvious. You get a shitload of replies saying "Captain Obvious is obvious." You go cry.
2. When someone posts something that is fucking obvious, you can't help but facepalm. And if you're a real faggot, you'll call them Captain Obvious, but ironically you are being obvious at the same time.

Old Meme Status

Batman edition That's Capitan America you commie.

That's him.

Being an internet meme and an IRL meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the KFC mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as Uncyclopedia believe him to be a rip-off of Batman. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since Uncyclopedia has down syndrome, it's fucking obvious we're right.

Should you be trolled by a faggot who decides to point out you are being obvious, take it upon yourself to reach through your computer screen and bitch slap them. They deserve it. Give yourself one too for being fucking obvious.

List of Obvious things

• Help to make this section moar lulzier by adding moar things that are obvious.*

• Uncyclopedians are faggots.
• You fail it.
• George Bush is actually a reincarnation of black person.
• b is an secret underground hacking site.
• HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, YOU SUCK COCKS.
• The Party Van is outside your house.
• Teh internetz is serious business.
• You lost the game.
• CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
• This article is The Best.
• There are no niggers on the internets.
• Chris Hansen is reading your chat logs
• Lulz is a corruption of lol
• Bitches Don't Know about this article.
• A cat is fine too
• Cake: it must be eaten.
• Daxflame is a the lulz master of the internets
• Milhouse is not a meme.
• Anonymous are hackers on steroids.
• Milhouse is not a meme IS a meme.
• These Cuffs cannot be broken
• Goofy Time is funny
• Women are inferior need to get back to the kitchen.
• Longcat is looooooooooooooooong.
• More is a corruption of moar.
• Norton protects you.
• Wikipedia is full of fail and aids
• Epic win is epic
• Girlvinyl is a fat sellout whore.
• YTMND has failed
• You cannot divide by zero.
• Jews did WTC
• The pool is closed.
• Sarah Palin is a slut
• Trollzama is a troll.
• ????
• Profit

Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and hack his IP, cover his MySpace with CP and report him to the FBI. Many lulz will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a delicious loli and lure him to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much frustration will be had by him. However, he might try to rape you anyway to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy.

Gallery

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  If trolls are not fucking obvious, they have successfully trolled you.
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  Yep, wood.
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  Thanks for clearing that one up.
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Obvious Quotes

Gay edition. Also Uncyclopedia's mascot.

“	"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."	„
—Dubya

“	"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."	„
—Miss Alabama

“	"Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will."	„
—William Bennett

“	"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."	„
—Bill Maher

“	"It is my job to do my job."	„
—Dubya again

“	"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."	„
—Moar Dubya!

“	"The goggles! They do nothing!	„
—Reineer Wolfcastle

“	"Quintuplets' mom stressed: Adwai Malual is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas."	„
—Washington Post

See Also

• Common knowledge
• Dubya
• Meme
• Uncyclopedia

External Links

• This article is obviously shit.
• Darth Obvious

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