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'''Nevada-tan''', also known as '''[[PowerWord: IRL Name|Natsumi Tsuji]]''' and '''Girl A''', was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade for calling her [[fat]] over the [[internet|interwebs]]. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing (See; [[Anders Breivik|Anders | '''Nevada-tan''', also known as '''[[PowerWord: IRL Name|Natsumi Tsuji]]''' and '''Girl A''', was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade for calling her [[fat]] over the [[internet|interwebs]]. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing (See; [[Anders Behring Breivik|Anders Breivik]]), the murder of a kid by another kid was lulzy enough to become another [[/b/]]-tarded meme. Nevada-tan slit the throat and wrists of her classmate Satomi Mitarai (Incidentally also her best friend) who was too [[retard|retarded]] to fight back, in what later became known as the Sasebo Slashing. | ||
==Nevada-tan and the [[Serious Business]]== | ==Nevada-tan and the [[Serious Business]]== |
Revision as of 14:19, 10 August 2011
Nevada-tan, also known as Natsumi Tsuji and Girl A, was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade for calling her fat over the interwebs. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing (See; Anders Breivik), the murder of a kid by another kid was lulzy enough to become another b-tarded meme. Nevada-tan slit the throat and wrists of her classmate Satomi Mitarai (Incidentally also her best friend) who was too retarded to fight back, in what later became known as the Sasebo Slashing.
Nevada-tan and the Serious Business
Nevada-tan had been heavily involved in the serious business that is Internet before flipping out. She had a website of her very own (unlike the typical shit 16 year old girls create), which she creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called The Red Room[1]. She obsessed over internet urban legends, guro, and other violent things that little kids with no friends flock to. On her website, she had a run-in with a girl named Satomi Mitarai, who is more easily remembered as "Dead Jap"; namely, Dead Jap had posted some unflattering comments on Nevada-tan's website. Wikipedia describes the run-in by saying there were negative comments left on "Girl A"'s website by Mitarai (specifically that she was "heavy"), which is a long way of saying she called her a disgusting fatass. So, Nevada-tan decided to be straight-up with Dead Jap about her feelings. One day during lunch at school, Nevada-tan took Dead Jap into an empty classroom and sliced her to ribbons. With blood all over her University of Nevada sweatshirt (hence the name), Nevada-tan then returned to class, earning her a win for apathy. The Man didn't scare her! And frankly this just seems so Japanese....
E-fame
Nevada-tan's antics made her an internet celebrity for taking the Internet too seriously. She helped make The Red Room popular, even though it was in Wapanese. She also inspired a wave of "fan" art about her, mostly from otaku losers who just drew her like they draw any other character, except wearing a bloody "NEVADA" sweatshirt and carrying a box-cutter. To this day, fat balding lusers and over-caffeinated /b/-tards still crank out the same "lol she killed her classmate" drawings. However, Nevada-tan's e-fame spread far beyond imageboards and crappy fan art - she caused all sorts of Jap Court Drama by making them all get into debates about lowering the age of adult responsibility so psychos like Girl A could be tried as adults. This is a common subject to bring up in threads involving Girl A because it makes the poster look intelligent and concerned about political issues - in reality, they just want the age lowered so they have more access to lolicon.
How you too can make your very own Nevada-tan fanart!
- Draw a girl, any girl, doing absolutely anything. Hair color, age, clothing are all irrelevant.
- Preferably, but not mandatory, you should draw blood and/or a box-cutter somewhere in the picture.
- IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP: Label it Nevada-tan fanart.
- ????
- PROFIT
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Nevada-tan is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
Nevada-tan is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
Featured article October 16, 2006 | ||
Preceded by Cyndre |
Nevada-tan | Succeeded by 7chan |