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==Nevada-tan in teh [[Serious Business]]==
==Nevada-tan in teh [[Serious Business]]==
Nevada-tan had been heavily involved in the [[serious business]] that is Internet before flipping out. She had a website of her very own (unlike the typical [[16 year old girls]] [[myspace]] shit), which she creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called ''The Red Room''[http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley/4358/red_room1.html]. She obsessed over internet urban legends, [[guro]], and other violent things that little kids with [[no friends]] flock to. On her website, she had a [[cat fight|run-in]] with a girl named Satomi Mitarai, who is more easily remembered as "Dead Jap"; namely, Dead Jap had posted some unflattering [[comment]]s on Nevada-tan's website. [[Wikipedia]] describes the run-in by saying ''there were negative comments left on "Girl A"'s website by Mitarai (specifically that she was "heavy")'', which is a long way of saying she called her a disgusting [[fatass]]. So, Nevada-tan decided to be straight-up with Dead Jap about her feelings.  One day during lunch at school, Nevada-tan took Dead Jap into an empty classroom and [[cutting|sliced]] her to ribbons. With blood all over her University of Nevada sweatshirt (hence the name), Nevada-tan then returned to class, earning her a win for apathy. [[The Man]] didn't scare her! And [[LOL|frankly this just seems so Japanese....]]
Nevada-Tan was simply a regular [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|Japanese Schoolgirl]], with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute to discover [[the internet|the interwebs]]. The internet being a [[series of tubes]], the possibilities of learning and entertainment were endless. It was only a matter of time before she like so many [[underage newfags]] discovered [[forums]]. Eventually she became a [[sick fuck]], being interested in [[guro]] (Japanese for [[you|gross]). She had her own website in which she would post a diary for her friends to read (Note: Not your typical [[16 year old girl]] [[myspace]] shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called [[http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley/4358/red_room1.html|The Red Room]]. She continued to gain more and more [[basement dwellers|friends]], the more she posted. These friends however were only [[anonymous|digital]]. She became another [[ronery]] [[neckbeard]] on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious [[loli]].


==E-fame==
==E-fame==

Revision as of 14:47, 10 August 2011

The Pwner - Natsumi in a class photo.
The Pwned - Satomi in the same class photo, standing next to her killer.

Nevada-tan, also known as Natsumi Tsuji and Girl A, was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade for calling her fat over the interwebs. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing (See; Anders Breivik), the murder of a kid by another kid was lulzy enough to become another b-tarded meme. Nevada-tan slit the throat and wrists of her classmate Satomi Mitarai (Incidentally also her best friend) who was too retarded to fight back, in what later became known as the Sasebo Slashing.

Nevada-tan in teh Serious Business

Nevada-Tan was simply a regular Japanese Schoolgirl, with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute to discover the interwebs. The internet being a series of tubes, the possibilities of learning and entertainment were endless. It was only a matter of time before she like so many underage newfags discovered forums. Eventually she became a sick fuck, being interested in guro (Japanese for [[you|gross]). She had her own website in which she would post a diary for her friends to read (Note: Not your typical 16 year old girl myspace shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called [Red Room]. She continued to gain more and more friends, the more she posted. These friends however were only digital. She became another ronery neckbeard on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious loli.

E-fame

Nevada-tan's antics made her an internet celebrity for taking the Internet too seriously. She helped make The Red Room popular, even though it was in Wapanese. She also inspired a wave of "fan" art about her, mostly from otaku losers who just drew her like they draw any other character, except wearing a bloody "NEVADA" sweatshirt and carrying a box-cutter. To this day, fat balding lusers and over-caffeinated /b/-tards still crank out the same "lol she killed her classmate" drawings. However, Nevada-tan's e-fame spread far beyond imageboards and crappy fan art - she caused all sorts of Jap Court Drama by making them all get into debates about lowering the age of adult responsibility so psychos like Girl A could be tried as adults. This is a common subject to bring up in threads involving Girl A because it makes the poster look intelligent and concerned about political issues - in reality, they just want the age lowered so they have more access to lolicon.

How you too can make your very own Nevada-tan fanart!

  1. Draw a girl, any girl, doing absolutely anything. Hair color, age, clothing are all irrelevant.
  2. Preferably, but not mandatory, you should draw blood and/or a box-cutter somewhere in the picture.
  3. IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP: Label it Nevada-tan fanart.
  4. ????
  5. PROFIT

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