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'''Datura''' (also known as Jimsonweed) is an anticholinergic [[drug]]; it's basically like [[peyote]] except that it grows everywhere and gives you a bad trip 99% of the time. It is usually used by retarded ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford meth, or stupid hippie hikers. 9 times out of 10 you will end up OD'ing on it and end up running naked from the [[cops]] screaming about how ''YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN''! Or at least that's what people told you you did when you come to 3 days later in a [[mexico|mexican]] prison.
'''Datura''' (also known as Jimsonweed) is an anticholinergic [[drug]]; it's basically like [[crack]] except that it grows everywhere and gives you a bad trip 100% of the time. It is usually used by retarded ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford meth, or stupid hippie hikers. 9000 times out of 10 you will end up OD'ing on it and end up running naked from the [[cops]] screaming about how ''YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN''! Or at least that's what people told you you did when you come to 3 days later in a [[mexico|mexican]] prison. Also you will probably chop off your own dick.


==Belladonna'' (Deadly nightshade)==
==Belladonna'' (Deadly nightshade)==

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Datura (also known as Jimsonweed) is an anticholinergic drug; it's basically like peyote except that it grows everywhere and gives you a bad trip 99% of the time. It is usually used by retarded ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford meth, or stupid hippie hikers. 9 times out of 10 you will end up OD'ing on it and end up running naked from the cops screaming about how YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN! Or at least that's what people told you you did when you come to 3 days later in a mexican prison.

Belladonna (Deadly nightshade)

Belladonna is another anticholinergic drug related to jimsonweed. Glory unto White Jesus! Turns out, any plant which will kill you in large doses gets you high in slightly-less-large doses. Who'd a thunk it? Belladonna, also known as deadly nightshade, contains a potent anticholinergic deliriant which is imbued with the same wonderful magicks as jimsonweed. If you can manage to get the right dosage, rather than dying a horrible death, you will be rewarded with a horrible trip full of spiders and death secks from your favorite childhood toys.


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