LSD

	“	We can't stop here, this is bat country.	„
	— Raoul Duke

The effects of LSD

You will see these creatures.

LSD, also known as acid, the Red pill, the Jewry vaccine, and LOLSD, is pure liquid ruin commonly soaked into blotter tabs and filled in vials for distribution on the black market. It was first synthesized on November 16th, 1938 by Albert Hoffman. Since his first trip was on his bicycle ride back home on April 19th, 1943, the 19th of April is celebrated by hippies every year as "Bicycle Day" with shitloads (0.1 mg) of LSD.

When you consume LSD, your mind will forever be ruined and will be confronted with the fact that everyone else lives an inauthentic life and you will see things that human eyes were never meant to see. You will tell yourself that it's just a drug and you are hallucinating, but deep down, you will know that as you break out of your social conditioning and unbrainwash yourself the truths and conclusions you come to are self-evident and your worldview is forever changed. Taking acid will also make you an enemy of the Jews, doomed to bear the weight of dissatisfaction with society and hatred of its money-worshiping parasites. But hey, it's better than the alternative, being a pussy-ass faggot and going through life knowing that men in red Pendleton shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you'll never know.

Basics of LSD

LSD is good for you and should be taken frequently on a whim no matter what state of mind or setting the user is in. Anyone who has taken LSD can assure you that it's like nothing you've ever done before in your life. Since there are more myths perpetuated about LSD in society than any other drug, it is not as popular as other recreational drugs such as weed or alcohol. Drug dealers are not as inclined to sell psychedelics in general due to their unpredictable nature but fuck them, you're cooler than everyone else because you think they and everyone else are shitbags and therefore do not conform to your counter-cultural mindframe.

LSD IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

LSD can be a wonderful drug if used properly. However, some people choose to use it for the wrong reasons and at the wrong times. This results in all that negative propaganda you hear about it. Most people agree that when you start to see shit moving, hear colors, and see sounds that somethings probably a bit off. The fear of "bad trips" is retarded. You can only have a bad trip on LSD if you're doing it wrong. Because of this, new LSD users should be really careful because they're about to see shit that will change their life. This is common amongst most irresponsible recreational drug users who use LSD with the same lack of caution as they do weed or coke.

However, the compound is not addictive, leaves the bloodstream within a week of consumption, and is dosed in such small amounts that the amount of LSD it would take to overdose would cost you thousands of dollars. People who don't suck will tell you LSD is awesome. They are right.

Doing it wrong

LSD IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA

LSD can be taken in any situation, whether lunch break, the middle or the night, or an hour before your best man speech. You will always have time for nine solid hours of not understanding what the fuck reality is, so you should drop acid all the time. ALL the time. Do not be dismayed by propaganda or the failed mind control projects by CIA. Just go about your day how you would any other day and you'll be fine.

Try having sex on acid, really.

The Truth

If you're considering doing LSD for the first time, and this is the first site you have come to to research the topic, then you are already doing it wrong and you should give the acid to someone who knows what they're doing. However, if this isn't the first site you came to, here's some other things you should know by now:

LSD affects the inhibitors and neurotransmitters in the brain that regulate the chemical serotonin. Serotonin is the chemical that controls our moods and the way we perceive the world around us. When large amounts of serotonin are dumped into the brain, it causes every synapse in every portion of the brain to begin firing. Wherein, on a day to day basis, a person typically thinks with only one side of the brain or the other, LSD acts like a bridge between both sides, causing each side of the brain to become aware of each other. This also causes the audio/visual portions of the brain to become more receptive to outside stimuli (which is why music sounds so incredible, and your vision appears much more vivid. This naturally causes nerve receptors in the epidermis and tongue to become much more responsive (typically described by trippers as a feeling of "liquid electricity moving through their body") and also causes the pupils to become dilated.

• The type of trip a user experiences typically depends on the mental state of the user before ingesting the doses, the time, the weather, and the setting (social or otherwise). However, common immediate reactions to LSD are as follows:

• • Jittery, nervous feeling

• • Sweating

• • Pupil dilation

• • Paranoia

• • Urge to kill

• Before a person considers trying LSD they should do as much research as they can on the drug beforehand (that means You fucktard) as improper use of this drug can lead to death (let me repeat that IMPROPER USE OF THIS DRUG CAN LEAD TO DEATH!) Such deaths are usually as a result of a users inability to control his/her own thoughts enough to realize that NO, INFACT THEY CANNOT FLY. LSD WON'T KILL YOU, JUST DON'T BE STUPID AND YOU'LL BE FINE. Read up on other people's experiences first, talk to a friend or someone you know who's taken LSD before, and if you don't know anybody who's taken LSD before then you should throw caution to the wind and do it anyway.

• Make sure you're with someone you trust who won't put you in a bad mood or bring you down, this is a one way ticket to bad trip and you will have to assault that person to bring yourself back to normal trippy fun pacifist mindset.

• Thought loops, otherwise known as "logic loops", "paradoxical thought", or neurosis. These can typically be brought on by thinking about Catch-22 situations or having a friend who is secretly gay, listening to Marilyn Manson, and/or is trying to hit on/kill you. These loops have the potential to lock the tripper into their own minds, or into a permanent acid trip from which the person never really comes back from. Although the danger of getting stuck in this is slim, and hasn't been proven to happen, the loops themselves have been proven in psychology.

• Have a trip sitter. A trip sitter is someone who's experienced enough with LSD to get a general idea for what to expect from the upcoming LSD trip you are about to take, and will be able to keep an eye on you, as well as to try to calm you down if you start losing it or you take off into the woods on a full moon night to kill wild animals.

• Very little LSD is actually required to trip. This is why a typical dose, even for veteran Acid users, is usually around 2-4 hits depending of the number of micrograms per dose.

• LSD really is serious business and should not be taken lightly by any means, you have to be ready for a drastically altered perception of reality because this shit will literally put your mind through the wringer and squirt it into a puddle on the other side. Or if you really want nerdy acid points, you could say that an acid trip is like the literal form of experiencing the effects of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. But in all honesty, you just need to stop acting like such a big fat fucking pussified little scared bitch and just eat the damn acid. It's good for you.

LSA, aka AIDS LSD

If you are a 13 year old boy who can't get any decent acid connections but have a strong urge to trip, then you might be tempted to try a derivative of LSD called LSA. Truth is, if you are expecting an LSD experience from LSA you will be disappointed. But, if you have to get high on some shitty Wal-Mart drugs by ingesting some flower seeds, throwing up, and have a bad trip from being sick, you can eat 500 seeds from the Morning Glory flower or 5 from Hawaiian Baby Woodrose. This will produce a mild LSA trip that is followed by nausea and puking your guts out if you eat the seed coatings by mistake instead of the happiness inducing center of the seeds. Some people even find it useful to grind the seeds up and let it sit in water or alcohol. This makes it so you need twice as many seeds for the same effect. LSA is not LSD, and people who call ground Morning Glory seeds sitting in water "acid" should be shot on sight or hung from the gallows because they are completely incomparable and you are doing it wrong.

Videos

What it is really like to be on LSD. Shout out to the US government!

Movie Star Jack Black loves LSD!

John Kricfalusi's acid trip.

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External Links

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What the 'experts' say about LSD

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