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==Fursona Swapping== | ==Fursona Swapping== | ||
[[File:Drm2_nbwjc.jpg|thumb|left|Overnight, | [[File:Drm2_nbwjc.jpg|thumb|left|Overnight, Mariana's deviantID changed from this...]] | ||
[[File:Drm2_nbwg.jpg|thumb|right|... To this. So much for "natural born"!]] | [[File:Drm2_nbwg.jpg|thumb|right|... To this. So much for "natural born"!]] | ||
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[[File:Werejc badge by DrMusic2 1.jpg|thumb|165px|right|[http://drmusic2-1.deviantart.com/art/Werejc-badge-148765914 "I don't claim to be a werejohncandy, I really am one. Here is my id to prove it."]]] | [[File:Werejc badge by DrMusic2 1.jpg|thumb|165px|right|[http://drmusic2-1.deviantart.com/art/Werejc-badge-148765914 "I don't claim to be a werejohncandy, I really am one. Here is my id to prove it."]]] | ||
[[File:John-Candy.jpg|thumb|165px|right|John Candy is [[disappoint]].]] | [[File:John-Candy.jpg|thumb|165px|right|John Candy is [[disappoint]].]] | ||
[[File:Werejohncandyggro_s2.jpg|thumb|165px|right|The legacy of [[Shit|fine art]] | [[File:Werejohncandyggro_s2.jpg|thumb|165px|right|The legacy of [[Shit|fine art]] Mariana is now leaving behind her.]] | ||
Overnight, following this article going live and [http://www.metokur.org/devart/2010/05/07/nathan-f-on-encyclopedia-dramatica/ DCQC announcing it] on their page, | Overnight, following this article going live and [http://www.metokur.org/devart/2010/05/07/nathan-f-on-encyclopedia-dramatica/ DCQC announcing it] on their page, Mariana decided to ''swap out her fursona in a desperate attempt to avoid being trolled''. Whole-heartedly believing that by announcing she was one species of imaginary monster instead of some other form of imaginary monster, that [[Unrealistic expectations|the Internet might leave her alone]], completely oblivious to the fact that her claiming to be '''ANY BREED''' of imaginary monster is warranting of continued trolling. | ||
Never mind the absolutely retarded idea that | Never mind the absolutely retarded idea that Mariana [[srsly]] believes - now that she is a "weregrinch" - that she is beyond mockery: The fact that she is now feverishly denying ''ever having been a werejohncandy'' is perhaps candidate for the single most absurd "turn on a dime" ever performed by a victim in the history of documented trolling. Since the day she joined dA, she had been claiming to be a [[Retarded|"natural born werejohncandy"]]. One sleepless night later, and her page now boldly claims that she is ''and has always been'' a [[Retarded|"natural born weregrinch"]]. How you can be "naturally born" as one species, and then claim the next minute you were "born" some other species is beyond me. Not even [[Transgender|trannies]] deny that they were born as either a male or female before deciding to make the change. | ||
'''Evidence confirming | '''Evidence confirming Mariana's past as a werejohncandy:''' | ||
*[[DrMusic2/The benefits of being a werejc|"The benefits of being a werejc"]] | *[[DrMusic2/The benefits of being a werejc|"The benefits of being a werejc"]] | ||
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It can be concluded from these so-called "stories" that | It can be concluded from these so-called "stories" that Mariana did, at point in time, believe she was "born a werejohncandy." The reason for her deciding she no longer wishes to affiliate with her made-up species of make-believe monster is that she legitimately believes in her made-up monsters, and legitimately believes that her made-up weregrinches are beyond real mockery. Unfortunately for her, her monsters ''aren't'' real, and the Internet doesn't take kindly to [[Furries|sick fucks who have given up on humanity and wish instead that they were born as animals]]. As such, even as she pretends to be her new weregrinch fursona, she will still be subject to mockery, as she rightfully should be. | ||
Revision as of 00:29, 20 February 2012
Fursonas come in all shapes, sizes, and species. You have obese raccoons whose only goal it is is to become fatter by eating trash disguised as food, foxes who want nothing more out of life than to get fucked up the ass by every species on the planet, and otters who aspire to be great authors of our era. Sadly, these constitute as little more than "run-of-the-mill" for the furry community, as the extremes that exist within their vile ranks make the standard furry seem almost acceptable by comparison.
She lurks in the darkness of the dA forums, seeking out her prey. With a taste for trolls, she leaps from the shadows and into the spotlight, becoming the center of attention wherever her hunt may take her. Her fursona is so oddly specific, there could not possibly be a pack or tribe of her kind: She is a werewolf version of Canadian actor John Candy, trapped inside the body of a supposedly 40 year old aspie.
Welcome to the world of DrMusic2; a self-declared "natural born werejohncandy".
Artistic Endeavors
Like most tartlets with plenty of time to spare, Nathan has a substantial body of work behind her. She has posted a minimum of three "stories" per day - as well as a varying number of "photomanips" sporadically over the course of a week - since she first registered her deviantART account in July of 2009. Yet, despite this body of work and the time she has spent on deviantART, she has only managed to amass 39 followers as of May 7th, 2010. Of course, this fact hasn't slowed Nathan down at all, as she has multiple submissions filed under literally every submission category deviantART has to offer. Now THAT'S dedication.
Written Works
—Excerpt from "Monster world me" | ||
—One of her more recent journal entries | ||
A large bulk of her writing deals with her imaginary army of imaginary monsters, whom she sends after her real e-enemies to exact her "revenge" upon them. In their off-time, they'll fight imaginary crimes offline, hang out in an imaginary bar which caters exclusively to imaginary monsters, or hide in their imaginary closets (Nathan apparently does not understand the connotations that come with doing so).
Outside of her "Monster" series, she also pens a series by the title of "Tales From the Web" (Which serves more direct call-outs of her online enemies) and a number of one-off stories. They are childish at best, and unsettling at worst. To think that any one person could devote so much time to producing stories and still be such a poor writer is a baffling prospect, especially when it is taken into account that her choice of subject matter is more becoming to the works of a 4th grader than a 40 year old.
To read through the entirety of her written works would take more time to spare than anyone should care to calculate, let alone spend. To legitimately enjoy her writing would take the mental state of a thoroughly tasteless toddler.
Selected Works:
- "The weregrinch in your closet" (In which Nathan alludes nearly a dozen times to "coming out of the closet")
- "Fright Force" (Roll call for Nathan's personal army of monsters)
- "Grinchin Out" (A story in which she murders a troll who made fun of one of her friends)
- "The Truth Behind ED" (Nathan reveals ED to be a front for "aliens from another universe" using tartlets "as test subjects for their bizzare experiments")
- "Monster factfile: EDiots" (Nathan continues to blow the lid off of the ED conspiracy!)
- "Night Of The EDiots" (Nathan finally solves deviantART's ED problem by pretending to slay our userbase in an unfunny Evil Dead parody! Notice her fixation with the handsome strong jawed shop assistant.)
- "School rant" (In which Nathan confirms she is a 10-year old girl trapped inside a 40-year old man's body)
- " (Nathan describes how she could best her idol in a fight)
Illustrations
Her art, however, is far more convenient to flip through, and elicits far more lulz from the viewer. The majority of her artistic submissions are simply MSPainted pictures of her werejohncandy fursona, touching upon every variety of suggestive pose. Never mind the fact that John Candy was never much of "a looker" in real life: Slap a heap of fur onto his face and make him strut his stuff, and it's nearly enough to make you vomit in your mouth. Remember folks: This is how Mariana imagines herself as what she "really looks like", trapped inside her shell of a human body.
Her visual deviations will occasionally deviate from her so-called "norm". She hosts rather large photograph galleries, of her "friend" made up in various face-paints and her collection of children's plushies. She has drawn a number of celebrities in their animal forms, and concept art for her upcoming video game: Military Koalas: Marsupial Squadron. She has even paid tribute to the late "King of Pop" herself, as a redshirt from Star Trek.
Putting aside her repetition of themes and characters in her works, there are plenty of lulz within her gallery. From the utterly ironic to the hilariously inept, nearly every picture in her gallery is amusing in its own right. All that's left for her to do is post some proper Rule 34 of herself, and she will have officially dabbled in every genre of art officially recognized by the internet. However, until that day, there are still enough lulz to last a lifetime on her page right now.
For selected illustrations, see her gallery section here.
The White Knight
DevART Coalition for Quality Control
—Nathan, on the comments of "Month in Review: March 2010" | ||
A project run by a group better known for their YouTube commentaries, DCQC is designed to troll tartlets with terminal cases of USI. The concept of fair use eludes their targets, and they cannot grasp the concept that someone has the legal right to review and mock their "art" under the fair use exception to copyright laws. After commenting on a laughable photomanip of a girl as a raccoon as part of a larger article about raccoon art in general, Nathan discovered the page and left a series of disapproving comments. It turned out that the picture was the work of a friend of hers, and that she was committed to having the article taken down. After a failed attempt at convincing the dA staff to get involved, and having temporarily hijacked another tartlet's complaint thread in order to rally users against DCQC (as well as further promote her friend's artwork), Nathan began to comment on other articles on the page, and to fight other tartlet's battles for them.
Nathan's comments teach a valuable lesson in irony, as well as the inability of aspies to realize when they're being trolled. When called out on being a shameless promoter for her friend and a creepy furry, Nathan responded by announcing that she was "actually a pretty nice guy". She would later "prove" this point by boasting that "a lot of [her] friends, and [her] family think [she is] a nice person", and that she has "donated to numerous charities". When it was later pointed out that she could not go a single comment without shoe-horning in an obnoxious number of irrelevant pop culture references, she stated that she is "quite an avid reader – [she has] not only all of Roger [Ebert]’s film books but [she] also [has] read Bruce Campbell’s autobiography If Chins Could Kill as well as Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, [she] also thoroughly enjoyed Jay Leno’s book Leading With My Chin."
Numerous trolls and tartlets alike have begun to argue with Nathan on the comments of the articles, in the hopes of getting her to confess more lulzy secrets and leave more laughable quotes. Recent posters have taken to imitating Nathan, and causing her to rage about her "identity being stolen". As DCQC exists entirely to attract complaints, they have yet to "silence her", and don't have plans to. So long as this is the case, Nathan will likely continue to comment.
Posts Nathan has commented on:
Slapstick Anarchy
A decidedly obscure blog by the name of Slapstick Anarchy reviewed a piece written by Nathan entitled "I love Werejohncandyism", under the assumption it was an elaborate joke. When Nathan came to defend her honor, however, the author soon found that she was indeed legitimate. Overnight, rents' blog which had previously had no more than a comment on any of it's previous articles found itself knee-deep in walls of text, posted by none other than the werejohncandy herself.
Noting the success of her first entry, rents would later write two companion pieces, including an in-depth explanation of the anatomy of a werejohncandy, and a public service announcement detailing how to slay a werejohncandy. Nathan, in all her childish stupidity, mistook these joke articles for legitimate guides, and argued that rents had "got it all wrong", completely oblivious to the fact that nobody in the world takes the concept of her fursona seriously besides herself. She would enter pages-long back-and-forth debates with the webmaster, whom apparently had nothing better to do than to argue with an autistic 40-year-old men who believe they are werewolf actors trapped inside human bodies.
Posts regarding Nathan:
- This Week in Illiterature: The Life of a Werejohncandy
- Special Feature: Anatomy of a Werejohncandy
- PSA: Top Five Ways to Kill a Werejohncandy
Fursona Swapping
—Excerpt from "Monster Form Switch" | ||
— DrMusic2, on the origins of her disease. | ||
Overnight, following this article going live and DCQC announcing it on their page, Mariana decided to swap out her fursona in a desperate attempt to avoid being trolled. Whole-heartedly believing that by announcing she was one species of imaginary monster instead of some other form of imaginary monster, that the Internet might leave her alone, completely oblivious to the fact that her claiming to be ANY BREED of imaginary monster is warranting of continued trolling.
Never mind the absolutely retarded idea that Mariana srsly believes - now that she is a "weregrinch" - that she is beyond mockery: The fact that she is now feverishly denying ever having been a werejohncandy is perhaps candidate for the single most absurd "turn on a dime" ever performed by a victim in the history of documented trolling. Since the day she joined dA, she had been claiming to be a "natural born werejohncandy". One sleepless night later, and her page now boldly claims that she is and has always been a "natural born weregrinch". How you can be "naturally born" as one species, and then claim the next minute you were "born" some other species is beyond me. Not even trannies deny that they were born as either a male or female before deciding to make the change.
Evidence confirming Mariana's past as a werejohncandy:
- "The benefits of being a werejc"
- "Werejohncandy tf guide"
- "Werejc facts"
- "History of the werejohncandy"
- "Brotherhood of the werejc"
- "Werejohncandyism For Nitwits"
- "Chronicles Of A Werejohncandy"
- "How to care for a werejc"
- "Werejcs and MJ"
- "Infamous werejc"
- "John Candy For A Week"
- "A Werejohncandy tale"
- "10 drawbacks to being a werejc"
- "About the werejohncandy"
- "Werejohncandyism For Nitwits"
- "The life of a werejohncandy"
It can be concluded from these so-called "stories" that Mariana did, at point in time, believe she was "born a werejohncandy." The reason for her deciding she no longer wishes to affiliate with her made-up species of make-believe monster is that she legitimately believes in her made-up monsters, and legitimately believes that her made-up weregrinches are beyond real mockery. Unfortunately for her, her monsters aren't real, and the Internet doesn't take kindly to sick fucks who have given up on humanity and wish instead that they were born as animals. As such, even as she pretends to be her new weregrinch fursona, she will still be subject to mockery, as she rightfully should be.
UPDATE: New fursona!
Elaborating on her fetish for transforming into overweight comedians, DrMusic has now professed to be a Wereleno on her new dA account. That's right: part wolf, part Jay Leno, and part sasquatch turd.
—- CHIN POWERS. You can't make this shit up. | ||
Continued Trolling
Trolling Mariana is just about as easy as can be, and keeping her continued attention is as simple as not giving into her demands: If she wants you to take down a copy of one of her pictures, rehost it on as many image-hosting services as you can and send the URLs to her. If she wants you to leave her friends alone, harass them until they leave deviantART. Whatever you do, don't believe her lies, and don't let her convince you that she's a "nice guy" (aspies are subhuman, and are incapable of emotion).
If you're too stupid to figure out on your own how to piss off a furry, here are some helpful tips you can use to pretend you're a troll:
- Suggest that a werewolf version of John Candy is a stupid fursona to have
- Suggest that a werewolf version of Jim Carrey as the Grinch is a stupid fursona to have
- Remind her that John Candy died of a heart attack at age 43, and that Mariana "doesn't have much time left!"
- Remind her that Jim Carrey is a talentless hack, and that the live action Grinch movie sucked
- Tell her Steve Martin is better than Jim Carrey
- Say you like Were(insert another dead comedian)s better!
- Critique her art, and watch her accuse you of flaming regardless of how legitimate your criticisms are
- Make fun of her supposed friends
- Make fun of her supposed friends' pictures
- Remind her that online acquaintances are not real friends
- Remind her that only children believe in imaginary monsters
- Accuse her of being gay
- Accuse her of being egotistical
- Accuse her of shamelessly promoting for her supposed friends
- Any or all of the above, but on a site that isn't deviantART that she can't delete your entries on (Or have someone else do it for her).
- Tell her she is violating copyright law.
- Tell her that her "friend" Andria Kilgore is a sockpuppet
Reactions to Encyclopedia Dramatica
On deviantART and DCQC...
—Excerpt from a comment on "Nathan F" on Encyclopedia Dramatica | ||
—Excerpt from "Enclyopedia Dramatica gone too far" | ||
—Excerpt from "The lulz are gone" | ||
—Excerpt from a comment on "Nathan F" on Encyclopedia Dramatica | ||
On her personal blog...
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Demonstrating her inability to not make pop culture references.
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Singing the gospel of Uncyclopedia and Urbandictionary.
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Nathan lying through her teeth, and systematically denying everything.
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Attempting to rally her imaginary personal army against ED.
And even on Encyclopedia Dramatica itself!
EDF 2 Saga
In July 2011, after the forums has been resurrected for the 2.5th time, an EDiot made a topic about ED's asspie brother METOKUR. A few posts after, something brown, furry and Canadian appears! Mariana Hanks started bitching about how she white knighted some furry chick on Metokur which caused her to be IP banned. EDiots quickly hung her up like a piñata and beat the lulz out of her. She continued to contradict herself in the thread, which turned into a "DrMusic2 Gangbanging Thread". Then, she made a thread pleading to Zaiger to take down her article, but she continued to make an ass out of herself.
—- DrMusic2, calmly telling those nasty trolls off. | ||
Her spergings were then ignored by the Ediots in the thread. She blames this on ED's server and gave a suggestion.
—DrMusic2 knows CSIII | ||
She repeatedly posted in the thread saying TAKE MY ARTICLE DOWN OR ELSE not knowing that posters on the thread aren't even EDitors or sysops (except for Zaiger). She was then instructed to get on IRC, but she doesn't even know what IRC is. After finally installing IRC, she instead went to some furry chatroom. Meanwhile back on EDF, she bragged that she has talked to sysops who agreed to take down her article.
—DrMusic2 daydreamed | ||
Ediots demanded proof, which DrMusic replied with more white noise. Which then Zaiger replied:
—Zaiger puts the final nail on a weregrinch's coffin | ||
With that:
According to eyewitness reports, the werejohncandy/werejayleno can still be seen roaming the internet wilderness, where she continues to post complaints on ED's page (which she then deletes an hour later).
The werejohncandy speaks
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Galleries
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Is that an arm where his cock should be or what? -
The Human Centipede has nothing on Nathan. -
Doing his best "sexy boy pose". -
Around werejohncandys, never relax.
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No prom date... -
Just takin' a shit -
Spare some change, sir? -
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This picture looks...
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What is it with her...
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... Reusing stock photos...
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Self-portrait.
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Jerry Seinfeld as a "weregrinch"? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!? -
A feather-knife for a cock? I don't even know anymore. -
Prepare for nerd rage in your not too distant future.
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For some odd reason, Nathan is fascinated by koala bears.
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So enamored by them is she...
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... She's submitted literally dozens of deviations of them...
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... Each one more ridiculous than the last.
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Check out that super invisible hair-do.
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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!
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"An original art piece."
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This is what NBC wouldn't show you.
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Coming soon to your PSP!
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Nathan convinced a "friend" to model for her while wearing facepaint.
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Little did she know, she would be featured in over three dozen pictures...
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... Each one progressively worse than the last.
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Space awww fuck my balls just fell off.
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Snorlax? No kidding.
See Also
External Links
- New deviantART Profile
- Her Facebook profile
- Her JewToob account
- Myspace Profile (Idle since January of 2009)
deviantART ProfileHAX'd & deleted!
"Inside the Lab With Doc M" on Blogspot (Consists mostly of reposts from her deviantART journal)- Blog has been deleted, there is a new one you know.
Contact Information
- E-mail: [email protected], [email protected]
- AIM: DocM
- ICQ: 43409
- MSN: TheGoodDoctor
- Skype: Monstermaster1392
- Home Address: 28 Rosemary Avenue, Forrest Hill, Auckland, NZ
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| Featured article May 10, 2010 | ||
| Preceded by Lawrence Taylor / Catherine Deveny (Double Feature) |
DrMusic2 | Succeeded by HAARP |
| Featured article August 19 & August 20, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by EDiot |
DrMusic2 | Succeeded by Nevada-tan |