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| Also known as the [[Furry]] [[Illuminati]]. A secret organization that exists to create moar [[Drama]], and kill moar lulz. Members of this group are leaders within the [[Furaffinity|Furry Community]] that go around spreading [[lie]]s and misinformation (if they didn't exist, then they wouldn't have had to edit this) about the furry community. One of its leaders, the puppy rapist [[ContiE]], prevents verifiable sources from giving the [[truth]] about furries on [[wikipedia]]'s furry articles and other places — including facts from reliable media sources like MTV and Vanity fair as well as [[furry art|pictures]] [[yiff|that]] [[The Kadaitcha Dancers|tell]] [[goatse|the]] [[furry|truth]]. If you think Bugs Bunny or Chewbacca are cool you are not a furry, but if you want to have sex with them you are — but The Furluminati claims that anyone who has watched either on TV is a furry. The Furluminati is associated with the [http://otherkinawakening.20fr.com/index.html Otherkin conspiracy]. Other attacks have occurred directly against [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], one of their biggest threats. The most common of these attacks are [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|removing facts on furries]] and [[ED is slow|attacking the site's functionality to delay communication]].
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| ==The true Cause==
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| Many people died to get this top secret information. Memorize it well, lest the Furluminati delete this entire section because of its compromising qualities.
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| The Furluminati want to overthrow the government, secure a new world order run by furries, and kill all humans and make them their slaves, [[necrofur|in that order]]. The Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next. YOU MUST STOP THEM, THEY WILL [[Rape|KILL YOU]]!
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| ==Counter Tactics==
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| Some of the strongest responses are some of the most obvious. Reply to their disinformation on [[Wikipedia]] with reversion, and follow with a quick talk page [[flame war]]. Return to your [[ED|home base]] and out every known furry encountered. Expose their [[Dox|real names]] and remove their dark veil of [[anonymous|anonymity]] so that they may no longer retreat into the shadows of [[sockpuppet]]ry. Oust them for the known [[homosexual]]s they are. Follow up with [[proxy|sockpuppetry of your own]] to [[vandal/how-to|vandalize]] their user pages and spread information [[rape]] as far as a wiki can reach. Finish it with a coup de grâce of pizza boxes the likes of which has never been seen before. Your valor will not be forgotten.
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| == Confirmed members ==
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| *[[Typhon]] is one of the many Furluminati trying to change [[Encyclopediadramatica|ED]]
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| *[[Sage Freehaven]]
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| *[[Cigarskunk]] ([[FUCK YEAH!]])
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Furry]]
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| * [[Conspiracy]]
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| * [[Illuminati]]
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The above statement would not have been said if the Furluminati didn't actually exist. The people would have said "Oh look, propaganda" and carried on with their lives, forgotten of the Furluminati.
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Furluminati
is part of a series on
Taking Down ED
[Retreat!Do It Faggot]
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