Fire

Cali is teh hawt.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Heh heh heh.... FIRE!

Also for killing it

LA BROOM

Uses of Fire

Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:

• Getting rid of lice infestation in the hair
• Burning two towers filled with fat Americans
• Burning books
• ending your life at the behest of others
• dramatic entrances
• smoking
• keeping warm
• getting rid of old buildings
• essential for starting a flame war
• solving the Jew problem
• solving the pesky asians problem
• solving the black problem
• solving the homeless problem
• solving the whore problem
• solving the witch problem
• solving almost any problem
• giving white supremacists what they deserve (A nice hot meal)
• cleaning up Canada
• getting rid of those pesky homosexuals which essentially cures AIDS
• like AIDS fire can also cure all other forms of diseases including Acne
• burning small furry animals to piss off animal rights activists who really only care about the rights of cute animals, those bigots
• Porkchop Sandwiches
• Killing it
• Baking a Delicious Cake
• Getting rid of mormons
• Doing 1d20 damage/round.
• Burning Jews
• Putting Wiggers in their place.
• Burning California
• Clearing Large rooms of people, generally resulting in Lulz and a stampede.
• Helping out Catnarok
• Pwning the Australians

Gallery of Fire

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  Effective fire fighting.
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  Porkchop Sandwiches.
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  Nintendo fully sanctions killing it with fire
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  So do the Simpsons.
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  Fire. When Man discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame.
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  Whoever started me, it was most definitely not Billy Joel.
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  The use of fire has spread like wildfire
• Also useful for witches.
  Also useful for witches.
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  Jacqueline Saburido did it for the lulz.
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  A German on fire

Places Currently on Fire

• VIctoria, Australis

How to troll fire

• Show them a bottle of water.
• Call them Oil-Dependant.
• Be anal about their blue and orange color.
• Constantly make jokes about getting fired.
• Ask them if it burns.
• Ask them to write their name and number on a piece of paper.
• Use particular phrases like "Must be off" and "How did you get on with it?"
• Insist that Electricity works better.

See Also

• Flame wars
• Flamer
• Pyro
• KILL IT WITH FIRE
• Fire's Forum
• Ty Ziegel
• Zippocat
• Olngact, third member of the Holy Cat Family
• Sirtom93

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