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[[File:Burnnigger.jpg|thumb|Niggers cheaper than firewood and often burn for twice as long.]]
'''Fire''' is what happens when nature decides to show off and have some fun. Fire has existed for [[at least 100]] years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some ''Cheetohs{{tm}}'' marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal-cruelty, [[Tesla|Tesla-coil]]s and whatnot.
'''Fire''' is what happens when nature decides to show off and have some fun. Fire has existed for [[at least 100]] years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some ''Cheetohs{{tm}}'' marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal-cruelty, [[Tesla|Tesla-coil]]s and whatnot.


==Uses of Fire==
==Uses of Fire==
[[File:In case of fire, break glass.jpg|thumb|right|Practical application.]]
Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:  
Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:  
* [[Jessica Brooks|Getting rid of lice infestation in the hair]]
* [[Jessica Brooks|Getting rid of lice infestation in the hair]]

Revision as of 23:46, 30 January 2013

Niggers cheaper than firewood and often burn for twice as long.

Fire is what happens when nature decides to show off and have some fun. Fire has existed for at least 100 years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some Cheetohs™ marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal-cruelty, Tesla-coils and whatnot.

Uses of Fire

Practical application.

Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:

Trolling Fires

  • Show them a bottle of water.
  • Call them Oil-Dependent.
  • Be anal about their blue and orange color.
  • Constantly make jokes about getting fired.
  • Ask them if it burns.
  • Ask them to write their name and number on a piece of paper.
  • Use particular phrases like "Must be off" and "How did you get on with it?"
  • Tell them electricity works better.

Gallery

  • When Man discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame. If he had, he would have discovered it earlier.
    When Man discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame. If he had, he would have discovered it earlier.
  • Doing it right.
    Doing it right.
  • Effective fire fighting.
    Effective fire fighting.
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Videos

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