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*[[Satan]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] <s>computer</s> operating system built by Microsoft.
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft.
*[[Zune]], Bill Gates' crappy attempt to recreate the [[iPod]].
*[[Zune]], Bill Gates' crappy attempt to recreate the [[iPod]].
*[[Bing]], the [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]] created by Microsoft.
*[[Bing]], the [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]] created by Microsoft.

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