Gorgeous George

This article needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

Do you have a fat fetish? I think you do. You like your women fat don't you?

Angry GG

Spinning Bird Kic.....uh

Notice George cant keep his fat greasy hands to himself

Technically there are more white people in the picture considering George weighs 5 times as much as the other 4 people in the picture combined!!!!!

It all started when a Something Awful goon named Dr. Quinn first spotted George Alexander Yarid on public access:

There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him.

This was the last moments of this innocent mans life right before George ate him

Gorgeous George

	“	They give you the high five and all but then they backstab you. They backstab you in the back.	„
	—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth

Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.

George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 45 and still lives in a tri-level house with his mother (GG ate his mom) a rapist. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her retard son live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he sells coupons hosts karaoke nights on occasion. Fun facts about GG:

	“	Woooooo!	„
	—Gorgeous George

	“	I am Wooooooooooooo, THE BABYMAKER	„
	—Gorgeous George

One of the many truthful calls George has received

• Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.
• He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
• He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
• He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
• A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
• He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
• He is thought to be a bisexual gay.
• He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
• He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
• In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
• His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
• He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
• He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.

But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.

Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit

Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley. Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"

Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences. So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole

Portrait of G.A.Y.

Some of The Calls

	“	Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.	„
	—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual

Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them

	“	Who is causing all this ?	„
	—Gorgeous George

Update – GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan is blatant disregard for copyright laws. There motto in English roughly translates in to “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD

Old uploads

GG on tudou arranged by most views

GG on tudou newest videos

Gorgeous George Show

	“	Sollentology	„
	—Gorgeous George

	“	Jehovennis Witness	„
	—Gorgeous George

When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of Jodie Foster).

This totally describes George's looks.

George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.

The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of AIDS. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it, and the likely result of that would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:

• GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
• His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch Syphillis.
• Some random black guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
• Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
• Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
• Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
• The crappy introduction to his show.
• "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
• GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
• GG being fat.
• A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
• GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
• GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
• George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
• You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
• Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).

Sue

GG and his lovely bitch Sue. Notice Sue's fearful look. What a pimp!

the day before Sue hocked her ring for crystal meth

Studly

this is what he calls home

File:His house.png

His mansion

For two years, Gorgeous George made repeated reference to his girl Sue, who lived in Las Vegas. Many joked that he had created a fantasy relationship with a stripper. In his season finale for 2005 (after returning from a two week absence), he delivered a 45 minute monologue, detailing his trip to Vegas to bail Sue out of jail for a crystal meth addiction. Therein it was revealed that Sue was, in fact, a stripper (and purportedly still is). In Vegas, George proposed to Sue; she accepted his gift of a ring and necklace, hocked them, and fled the scene. She's currently married to "some biker bozo."

Meanwhile, George still hasn't taken that shitty poem about her off his website. Pussy whipped much?

The Prank Calls

As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.

According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"

Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the Internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request!

During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.

Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:

Quotes

	“	Fatass	„

	“	Dickhead	„

	“	Douchebag	„

	“	[toilet flush]	„
	—Most frenquent prank done on the show

	“	Hey George, I've got a relationship question for ya. My girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she started playing hard to get. And recently she just stopped responding to any of my calls. And I was wondering, did you eat her?	„

	“	MORBIDLY OBESE!	„

	“	You live with your mom	„

	“	Hey, take a bath you fat pig!	„

	“	I just wanted to say happy birthday to ya, and I also wanted to say that you're very fat	„

	“	I'm gonna miss your bloated ass (he was going off the air for 2 weeks)	„

	“	George. Hiya Shithead.	„

	“	Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu--	„

	“	Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.	„

	“	I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex--	„

	“	Uhh, the email address earlier, was that fat pig @--	„

	“	Who nutted in your hair?	„

	“	Fat Pig	„

	“	Greasy pig	„

	“	GaaaAAAAaaay	„

	“	I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth	„

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The Zopilote Era

When zopilote moved to Richmond, the first thing that popped into his head was to go fuck with Gorgeous George. He took one of his friends with him and visited the studio after GG's show, making his best attempt to make friends with Gorgeous George. He pulls a promise out of Gorgeous George to let him be a guest on the next show. Project Georgehem had begun.

A massive effort began on livejournal, some Richmond forums, and on the VCU campus to organize a mob to flood the public access studio during GG's next show. On the day of GG's next performance, several phone-calls were made by interested parties to ensure that GG would actually be on that night. All responses were positive: Gorgeous George's show would go on. Shortly before the show, the crowd gathered outside Richmond's Siegel Center. A cursory headcount revealed a figure around 50 people.

Upon reaching the TV station, zopilote banged on the door and waited for a representative of rva public access to speak to. No answer. He tried several times. Still nothing. It didn't take long for the mob that followed him to begin assisting, banging on all the doors and windows and screaming a frequent taunt such as "COME ON OUT AND FACE US, YOU FAT FAGGOT!" However, inside the studio Gorgeous George was not there to answer their demands. His show had been spontaneously canceled to make way for an interview with the man running as a Presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party, Michael Badnarik. Given the circumstances, the staff of the public access TV studio came to the only logical conclusion: that a rogue pro-establishment terrorist group had come to assassinate the Libertarian candidate. They called the police, and within minutes there were more flashing lights outside the TV studio than there are at a rave. Faced with armed and angry law enforcement agents, the crowd dispersed.

George Strikes Back

On 30 June 2005, just two days after this article first went live, George sent Weev the following highly erotic e-mail (Note: emails are sic):

That disturbing picture that you sent through e-mail was viewed by others. (SUCH AS AN HENRICO INVESTIGATOR).

Keep the shit up and you will end up in cell with worthless faggots like yourself showing you which way is up. All your other loser friends at VCU can rot in hell . If there are any more disturbing pictures that are sent through my e-mail, there will be problem on your hands. You do not know who your fucking with. Your the new poster child to carry the torch for those losers from the joke of a show Wednesday night crap explosion. Just know any vulgar pictures , such of what you sent this past Monday, is consider a felony. Do your fucking

homework. Keep the shit up and we will see who gets the last laugh.

Within the hour, he sent another one:

I know that a bunch of you assholes get off on somebody else's problems. You all are a bunch of pissants that

are miserable with yourself. Pushing my hot buttons talking about my girl Sue. Sue is doing fine and is getting the help she needs. I talk to her at least once a week and she and I have made peace with one another. She has a support group that help and she knows that I'm only phone call away. It is true that I had some odd jobs here and there, bartending, doing catering events and working as a D,J for private parties that I do. Also have my own personal business that I'm making a lot of lute and enjoy doing. So otherwords my plate is full. It is true that I have a second house windsor farms that I recently purchased over a year ago , plus my house in the west end. I also buy houses , get them fixed up and then resale them. So once again I have hands in different projects. Lastly, I have worked hard in getting my show in other markets . So I do not need bunch (sic) of compulsive

masturbators, such as you turdlings, needing to be concerned with my endeavours. George

Conclusion: (sick)

Gorgeous George and the Denny's Debacle

Rumor has it that sometime in the 90's, George became confrontational with a person who he supposedly overheard talking smack about him and his shitty public access show. This is what allegedly happened The G.A.Y. was eating there and he over heard this guy named Matt talking shit about his FAT ASS from a few booths away. Matt was with his little brother and his girlfriend. Fat G.A.Y. yarid went over and confronted Matt. G.A.Y. then said some SICK SHIT to matt's TEN year old brother and took matts keys! So matt told GG they were? gunna take it outside!

Matt was walking out the door and turned around to clock the 350 pound douche when the fat pig tried to sucker punch him! Too bad when? he did GG tripped on his FAT GUT and matt landed a haymaker and a roundhouse kick to the shit's FAT COCK SUCKING FACE! when GG tried to get up, matts HOT SEXY EROTIC girlfriend rushed outside and pulled out a can of mace from her purse and PWNED him with it! The cops came and took the fat away, George was crying the whole time. George admitted this happened on the hooker vid, he should remember it as he was the only one at Denny's over 350 lbs!

Fat fuck strikes back, again

In late 2008, the Gorgeous George show made a low key return to television. Despite the valiant efforts of ED to stir up potential win, the return apparently went unnoticed. An update on the fat man's site ("To all those people looking for insults from the callers and the prank callers, look again") pretty much confirms a lulz genocide, and can only be attributed to Jew. Hilariously, the pig is also charging money for subscription to his blog, and for DVDs of his failure of a show. Clips from the 2008 season are available his site, and show that his show remains a powerful message, and a shining beacon of hope amongst tumultuous times of shallow, uninspired and unfunny television: as well as the fact that George has lost no weight, Kevin still scares the shit out of me, the production values of the show are still shit, etc etc etc etc etc etc. And ultimately, no-one prank called the fucker. Epic, merciless phail has swept Richmond. In more recent news GG has been commenting on various Youtube videos such as Gorgeous George with Hooker. Although he threatens to take the videos down, it's been several months and nothing has happened proving that even Youtube hates Gorgeous George.

He is still around, voting down comments but he is too chicken shit to say anything. George, why didn't you show up to the bars.. it's just a fight. Now everyone knows that you're a coward, along with the huge list of other things which make you a piece of shit. Now, he has gotten the Gorgeous George with a Hooker video along with a bunch of other videos taken down. They were quickly re-uploaded making the fat fuck's victory short lived. Though apparently, the youtube staff is rubbing George's dong for him and now almost all the Gorgeous George videos have been removed.

The latest activity from The Large One, comes from a prank call made to his personal cell phone where a friendly individual tried to wish him a happy new year and being the fat raging froggy faggot that he is, GG exploded into a flurry of QQing with much lulz to ensue.

Gorgeous George's Pollard Park incident

File:Pollard park.jpg

Scene of the crime. Whats ironic and even more funny about this, is that its down the street from a childrens hospital.

Sometime in 2009, a bunch of young kids were insulting "The Large One" telling him he's not in shape or fit, but FAT! This caused GG to go Irate and GG proceeded to go on a tirade(shocker)and while he was jumping up and down in a fit of rage, GG's 2 inch dong was exposed to the the young children because his G-Unit shorts didnt properly cover his private area. The cops were called immediately, however it is unknown what happened to GG as a result of this incident. But to be on the safe side, its best that you dont allow your kids to go to Pollard Park so they dont encounter this SICK FUCK!

Fat Fuck goes on a tirade

Recently Mr. No-Sense-Of-Humor decided to whine and bitch to YouTube that his videos from his show are being used without his permission (In other words he pulled a DMCA card from the same pocket he keeps his twinkies in) Being the selfish Mama's boy he says "...and what I have on youtube on GG on DVD account are the ones and only ones related to Gorgeous George that are going to be on there." In the same weezing breath he also admits there is nothing he can do about people making videos with his likeness. So apparently if you want to put GG's head on a turd while he does the Cha Cha that's OK.

While watching the videos you'll notice a couple of things:

1. His desk is cluttered with trash.
2. He stole a bunch of trophies from Salvation Army.
3. He still uses Video Tapes which makes sense because his sense of aesthetics hasn't changed since George Michael was in the closet.
4. He got a dirty Sanchez from Kevin.
5. He has a mullet.
6. He put on another 100 pounds.

Unfortunately, GG took down those videos off of Youtube but thanks to the Taiwanese you can watch GG's butthurt again in it's original glory.

Here's The Truth (Part 1)

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/AOl-F3WntIU/

Here;s The Truth (Part 2)

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/6CjqIkoYOyE/

Gorgeous George 2007 Episode (GG likes to be sexually whipped)

In this video GG displays some sexual activities(around the 7:30 mark) by having a woman whipping him and apparently gets turned on by this. This just goes to show that GG has no problem being the bitch!

GG is also no stranger to Chippendale's

Note: The title of the video is "2010 Show 2 Part 2: The Gorgeous George Show", The part where GG is being whipped is from a 2007 episode.

Struggles With The English Language

A new video showcasing GG's odd relationship with the English language. http://vimeo.com/15654963

Gorgeous George battles youtube

YouTube Video Link

From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.

Heres a list of usernames he has used

1. GGonDVD
2. GGshowrules (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
3. GGstrikesback
4. gorgeousgeorgestrike
5. Platinumdracula
6. GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
7. GorgeousGeorge01
8. Sonofatwix
9. ReddFoxxReturns
10. fishpotpie
11. ReddFoxx888
12. GEORGEYARID
13. GGISSEXY
14. marley101999
15. sandylovelace69
16. Yanksyankshissausage
17. MrSpamIAm
18. Nuclearfurnature
19. poop121
20. dtheshank
21. ggrespectnow
22. gorgeousgeorgeshow
23. ggandklazar
24. TheMaverick
25. NotGorgeousGeorge
26. GGthaMAN
27. GGSmexy
28. TheKnobnose
29. GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
30. IngloriusBastard11
31. kelly2086
32. GeorgeAlexanderYarid

Why not drop the fat fuck an email sometime: [email protected]

There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!

George now plans on suing Youtube!

"Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!

link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube

Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!

George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.

July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS

G.A.Y.'s Fantasies

G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s

"My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out."

"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"

Here's the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man)

A recent sighting of the mulleted baboon:Note hes gained another 100 pounds. You can tell by his fat gut literally ripping that Dallas Cowboys Jersey.

Recently, some new intimate details were revealed about GG's DISGUSTING and VILE behavior towards women (As if we needed more proof). Info comes via another poor victim of GG's idiocy, a girl named Sara on Facebook who had a few run ins with the FAT.

This proves without a shadow of a doubt that people like Gorgeous George shouldn't be allowed to exist other than in a circus freak sideshow. Aka, "The Gorgeous George Show".

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G.A.Y. the False Flaggot

...and I always thought GG was too busy making a six-income figure or buying women wedding rings that they'll pawn for meth.

Recently George claimed that he was too busy to keep track of what the goons do online. After all the G.A.Y. “has a freakin’ life”. Well on August 23, 2012 one goon challenged him by uploading his videos to youtube non-stop. It wasn’t long before the first ones were false flagged. To relieve his butthurt the G.A.Y. went out for a walk and the whole Eastern Seaboard felt it. The result of George's first exercise in years 08-23-12

After GG’s Earth shattering stroll he went and false flagged even more videos. His typical day looks something like this. A day in the life of George

It was the conclusion of the goons that GG sits in front of the computer all day rubbing his dong as he types his name in to jewtube and jewgle. The only time GG really gets off of his duff is when he sticks a whole box of twinkes down his gullet.

Christian Weston Chandler is half brothers with the Gorgeous George

Bob Chandler was living in Richmond Virginia back in 1967, he was working for the Coca-Cola distribution center where one night at a singles bowling league. He met up with Edith Hensley. While they bowled together they drank themselves into oblivion where they spent the night at the blue bird motel off of route 64. Bob stayed with Edith for a few months until he found out she was pregnant with Gorgeous George. He was transfered over too Ruckersville and left without telling Edith and never saw them again. Some years later Bob met Barbara and the rest is history. George never met his father nor his brother Christian even though the two are completely alike.

Look at their mantits

1. They are both fat.

2. They both have mantits.

3. Women (and people in general) hate them.

4. They're both failures.

5. They live within 50 miles of each other

6. One drinks his own spooge the other has it in his own hair. (meaning they BOTH! recycle their own semen!!!!)

7. Both are Homophobic

8. They both stutter when speaking

9. Both of them live with their moms

10.Both have had a women leave them Chris(Megan) and George(Sue)

11.Both have youtube accounts where they get trolled on ChristianWChandler(Christian) GGshowrules2(George)

12.Neither of them have had a REAL job

13.They fail to realize they have ZERO talent

14.Both of them have made videos where they go on tirades and are batshit crazy

15.They both think they are totally not FAT and have amazing physiques and are strong(note,it seems George also has hygiene problems like chris and stuffs shit in his armpits, already further proving their relation)

16.They both have threatened people over the internet and at the same time both have ironically threatened legal action against internet trolls Virgina's finest showing off their DISGUSTING bodies

Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab

New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"

The Crologies of GG

2010

• Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
• Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!
• The G.A.Y. Life
• Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio
• Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"

2011

• Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
• You Take The Cake George
• Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)

2012

• Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)
• Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)
• August 2012 Exposing Incidents

2013

• The Magic Matt Saga

Allies of teh Fat

Moar info: Gorgeous George/Allies of teh Fat.

• Brenda Bradshaw
• rovestyakuto
• Matt Wilson

List of LOLsuits

Moar info: Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits.

• Lolsuit (2010 Edition)
• GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)
• LOLsuit (2013 Edition)
• Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"

Random videos about GG

Even Middle-aged Dancing Canadian Housewives are trolling GG

Jan Terri is GG's MUH MUH. That's where he gets his talent from

RCAN Studios

GG wished being a "False Flaggot" was that cool

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Conclusion

See Also

• Kaye Lazar
• Streisand Effect
• Giant George, no relation
• False flaggot
• Chris-chan

External Links

• Gorgeous George's personal website(He also types with a slant also under the updates section it's 2009 according to GG)
• If you want to have some fun of your own, you can call the fatass on his cell phone
• One of many of GG's Youtube accounts
• Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!
• Original "Something Awful" soundboard download
• George "Carl Sagan Pastiche"
• The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass
• Facebook: The Gorgeous George Show Fan-page
• Facebook: Gorgeous George Fanclub

SA content

• Gorgeous George's debut music video, Rub Your Dongs With Your Daddy'
• Something Awful's October 2010 thread on GG's return
• Something Awful's 2010 thread on GG
• Something Awful's 2005 thread on GG
• An ex-coworker joins in

Videos

• gorgeous george remix

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