Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

High Score/Loserinfo: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older editNewer edit →
imported>KingWewuz
imported>Carpice
cleaned up a little bit
Line 1: Line 1:
{{subpage|High Score}}
{{subpage|High Score}}
{{an hero}}


Any spree shooter who is too fucking [[Republicans|incompetent]] at their [[Murder|job]] to get a passable KDR will be documented here. They are too pathetic to earn their own standalone article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, or didn't have enough drama to warrant one.
Any spree shooter who is too fucking [[Republicans|incompetent]] at their [[Murder|job]] to get a passable KDR will be documented here. They are too pathetic to earn their own standalone article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, or didn't have enough drama to warrant one.
Line 5: Line 6:
[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]
[[Columbine Copycats|Other murderous losers]]


==Armando Hernandez Jr==
{{ib|[[File:Armando-hernandezsadface.png|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Armando Hernandez'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Wetback]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}<!--
-->


==Nathaniel Jouett==
[[Incel]] [[spic]] who deicded to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall, killing no one, sprayin and prayin at random shit, but berating a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel, and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], of course he livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]]
[[File:Nathaniel Jouett.png|thumb|right|200px]]
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}
[[File:Nathaniel Jouett Doing Nutmeg.jpg|thumb|left|Faggot Nate doing nutmeg and acting like a retard]]
[[File:School Shooter guitar.jpg|thumb|right|all people who play les Pauls' are shooters]]
{{Clear}}
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
|-
Line 19: Line 26:
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|2/20 ''4 Injured''
|0/20 ''3 fucking people Injured''  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|9/20  
|0/20  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|10/20 ''Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common''  
|2/20 ''Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta''  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|4/20 ''Nobody really gave a fuck''  
|1/20 ''Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history''  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|0/20 ''You already got your dick wet though why did you do it''
|0/20 ''None''
|-
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 25/100 ('''F''')</big>
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 3/100 ('''F---------''')</big>
|}
|}


<center>'''Fuck outta here normiefag'''</center>
<center>'''Dramaqueen'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


<center>
{{Wanted|2}}
<div style="{{roundy|10px}}border:2px solid #000;width:30%;background:linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);background:-moz-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-webkit-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-o-linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);padding:10px;font-weight:bold;font-size:larger">
 
<span style="font-size:16pt;font-weight:bold">Wanted Level:</span>
==Austin Wyatt Rollins==
<br>
 
<span> ___________________ </span>
{{ib|[[File:Austinwyattrollins.jpg|250px]]}}
{|align="center"
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Austin Wyatt Rollins'''</big>}}
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}
|}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
<span> ___________________ </span>
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
<br>
{{Ibend}}<!--
{|align="center"
-->
|[[File:Wanted2police.png|128px]]
|}
<br>
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Police Force'''</span>
</div><br>
</center>


==Austin Wayne Rollins==
[[File:Austin-Rollins.jpg|thumb|left|The Fag in question|72px]]
[[File:JaylennWileyVictim.png|thumb|right|Apparently worth dying for.|90px]]
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]]  once confronted by a pig.
This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]]  once confronted by a pig.


He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s>


UPDATE: SHE DIED!  
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b>


{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
Line 94: Line 92:
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


<center>
{{Wanted|1}}
<div style="{{roundy|10px}}border:2px solid #000;width:30%;background:linear-gradient(#d32f15, #227e84);background:-moz-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-webkit-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-o-linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);padding:10px;font-weight:bold;font-size:larger">
 
<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]
<br>
 
<span> ___________________ </span>
==Nathaniel Jouett==
{|align="center"
 
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
{{ib|[[File:Jouett1.png|250px]]}}
|}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nathaniel Jouett'''</big>}}
<span> ___________________ </span>
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] &nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
<br>
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.}}
{|align="center"
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
|[[File:Wanted1mallcop.png|128px]]
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Pussy|surrendered]]}}
|}
{{Ibend}}<!--
<br>
-->
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
 
</div><br>
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}
</center>


==Armando Hernandez Jr==
{{Clear}}
Incel spic who deicded to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall, killing no one, sprayin and prayin at random shit, but berating a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel, and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], of course he livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]]
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
|-
Line 121: Line 117:
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|0/20 ''3 fucking people Injured''  
|2/20 ''4 Injured''
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|0/20  
|9/20  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|2/20 ''Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta''  
|10/20 ''Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common''  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|1/20 ''Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history''  
|4/20 ''Nobody really gave a fuck''  
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|0/20 ''None''
|0/20 ''You already got your dick wet though why did you do it''
|-
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 3/100 ('''F---------''')</big>
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 25/100 ('''F''')</big>
|}
|}
{{wanted|2}}


==External Links==
<center>'''Fuck outta here normiefag'''</center>
*[https://fl1ppy.com/2017/08/29/clovis-carver-library-shooting-exclusive-interview/ Interview with the cunt's friend]
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]
 
{{Wanted|2}}
 
 
==See Also==
 
{{High Scores}}
{{gun control}}
{{gun control}}
[[Category:Murder]]

Revision as of 16:41, 4 July 2022

<High Score
Lose an iPod?

This page contains an hero.

Any spree shooter who is too fucking incompetent at their job to get a passable KDR will be documented here. They are too pathetic to earn their own standalone article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, or didn't have enough drama to warrant one.

Other murderous losers

Armando Hernandez Jr

Armando Hernandez
Nationality: Wetback   
Highscore 3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was
Top 50? Nope.
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Incel spic who deicded to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall, killing no one, sprayin and prayin at random shit, but berating a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel, and how it's somehow her fault, of course he livestreamed the shit on snapchat

Graded score
Kill count: 0/20 3 fucking people Injured
Accuracy: 0/20
Style: 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta
Butthurt: 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history
Bonus: 0/20 None
Total score: 3/100 (F---------)
Dramaqueen
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


Austin Wyatt Rollins

Austin Wyatt Rollins
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore 1 bitch left for dead, another injured.
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.

He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.

UPDATE: SHE DIED!

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20 1 Injured
Accuracy: 5/20
Style: 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style
Butthurt: 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten
Bonus: 0/20 Failed to take out the cop
Total score: 14/100 (F-)
Elliot Rodger wannabe
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Nathaniel Jouett

Nathaniel Jouett
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.
Style Single player
An Hero? No, surrendered


This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information

Graded score
Kill count: 2/20 4 Injured
Accuracy: 9/20
Style: 10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common
Butthurt: 4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck
Bonus: 0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it
Total score: 25/100 (F)
Fuck outta here normiefag
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


See Also


 High Score/Loserinfo is part of a series on Are You Ready? [GAME OVERInsert Coin] Go!
Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Andrew Kehoe • Ariana Grande Massacre • Baruch Goldstein • Brenton Tarrant • Campo Elías Delgado • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dong Yangling • Gabriel Wortman • Jack Gilbert Graham • Jakrapanth Thomma • James Huberty • Luby's massacre • Martin Bryant • Mutsuo Toi • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Omar Mateen • Panya Khamrab • Patrick Crusius • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Salvador Ramos • Shinji Aoba • Stephen Paddock • Ted Bundy • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Unek • Woo Bum-kon

Single Player Amateur Division

Aaron Alexis • Alexandre Bissonnette • Akbarzhon Jalivov • Ali David Sonboly • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Andrea Pignani • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Artyom Kazantsev • Audrey Hale • Brandon Scott Hole • Breda Highschool Massacre • Breitscheidplatz • Brenda Ann Spencer • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Capital Gazette Shooting • Charles Whitman's Tumor • Chris Harper-Mercer • Connor Betts • Dallas Police Shootings • Darrell Brooks • David Katz • David Kozák • David Malcolm Gray • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • Derrick Bird • DeWayne Craddock • Dimitrios Pagourtzis • Dimitrious Gargasoulas • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Storm Roof • Elliot Rodger • Éric Borel • Euler Fernando Grandolpho • Flemming Nielsen • Fort Hood • Gabe Parker • George Sodini • Gian Luigi Ferri • Ian David Long • Ilnaz Galyaviev • Jake Davison • James Alex Fields • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Dalton • Jason Rodriguez • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeffrey Dahmer • Jeff Weise • Jesse Osborne • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • John Russell Houser • John Wilkes Booth • Jonathan Sapirman • Josef Fritzl • Khalid Masood • Kimveer Gill • Kip Kinkel • Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage • Lam Kor Wan • Mamoru Takuma • Marc Lépine • Mark Barton • Mark Essex • Martin Peyerl • Matthew de Grood • Michael Carneal • Michael Kenneth McLendon • Michael Ryan • Mikese Morse • Mr. Saari • Nathan Gale • Nghtmrchld26 • Nikolas Cruz • Noah Esbensen • Orlando Harris • Otoya Yamaguchi • Patrick Purdy • Payton Gendron • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Petri Gerdt • Ramadan Van Man • Randy Robert Stair • Richard Speck • Robert Bales • Robert Bowers • Robert Card • Robert Crimo • Robert Hawkins • Robert Long • Robert Steinhäuser • Ruslan Akhtyamov • Ryan Palmeter • Santino William Legan • Satoshi Uematsu • Sayfullo Saipov • Stephen Kazmierczak • The Twinkie Man • Thomas Matthew Crooks • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • Timur Bekmansurov • TJ Lane • Tobias Rathjen • Trystan Andrew Terrell • Tyler Peterson • Unabomber • Wade Michael Page • Walter Seifert • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira • Zhao Zewei • Zug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • Academy Maniacs • Boston Marathon Bombing • Charlie Hebdo • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Hiroshima and Nagasaki • ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 • Jews did WTC • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Medianeira School Shooting • Pearl Harbor • San Bernardino Shooting • Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks • Suzano School Shooting • Timothy McVeigh • Zhaodong Massacre

Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf Hitler • Augusto Pinochet • Aum Shinrikyo • Charles Manson • Heaven's Gate • Holocaust • Jonestown • Joseph Stalin • Kim Il-sung • Mao Zedong • Osama bin Laden • Pol Pot • Saddam Hussein • Waco • World War II

Banned From Scoring

Alex Hribal • Anthony Warner • Anton Bichivin • Asa Coon • Ben Moynihan • Billy Mitchell • Brandon Clegg • Brian Isaack Clyde • Charles Bishop • Clay Duke • Dillon Cossey • Faisal Shahzad • Frank James • Hayden Jagst • Hugo Jackson • Ilya Ivanistov • John Earnest • Kyle Rittenhouse • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • MAGABomber • Mikhail Pivnev • Nasim Aghdam • Nicky Reilly • Philip Manshaus • Richard Reid • Ryan Routh • Sam Hyde • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • Stephan Balliet • Todd Rogers • Willem Van Spronsen • William Atchison • You

 
[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
High Score/Loserinfo is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=High_Score/Loserinfo&oldid=21857"