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==Mattias Flink== | |||
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Swede]] [[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 dead, 3 injured}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | |||
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[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|mfw I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]] | |||
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer <b>Mattias Flink</b> got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]]. | |||
Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]]. | |||
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated. | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | |||
|7/20 ''Three injured. '' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|12/20 ''Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.'' <br /> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|13/20 ''Rambo.'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|11/20 ''Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|20/20 ''[[Epic win|Got released]]''<br /> | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 63/100 ('''C-''')</big> | |||
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<center>'''The [[Swedish]] Champion.'''</center> | |||
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | |||
{{Wanted|2}} | |||
==Nathaniel Jouett== | ==Nathaniel Jouett== | ||
Revision as of 19:01, 7 July 2022
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.
Armando Hernandez Jr
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|---|---|
| Armando Hernandez | |
| Nationality: | Wetback 
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| Highscore | 3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was |
| Top 50? | Nope. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Incel spic who deicded to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall, killing no one, sprayin and prayin at random shit, but berating a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel, and how it's somehow her fault, of course he livestreamed the shit on snapchat
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 0/20 3 fucking people Injured |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 |
| Style: | 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history |
| Bonus: | 0/20 None |
| Total score: 3/100 (F---------) | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Austin Wyatt Rollins
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|---|---|
| Austin Wyatt Rollins | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
|
| Highscore | 1 bitch left for dead, another injured. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
UPDATE: SHE DIED!
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 1/20 1 Injured |
| Accuracy: | 5/20 |
| Style: | 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Failed to take out the cop |
| Total score: 14/100 (F-) | |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Genildo Ferreira de França
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| Genildo Ferreira de França | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian 
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| Highscore | 14 dead, 1 injured, 7th Notable Loser. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.
He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.
Suicide Note
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me. Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God. And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people. I stop here because I can't go on. I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not. I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so. It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead. I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to. Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul. GOODBYE TO EVERYONE Signed Jenildo
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kills: | 14/20 Puts Suzano to shame |
| Accuracy: | 18/20 Only 1 injured. |
| Style: | 13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 National High Score |
| Total score: 65/100 (C-) | |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Mattias Flink
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|---|---|
| Mattias Flink | |
| Nationality: | Swede 
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.
Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kills: | 7/20 Three injured. |
| Accuracy: | 12/20 Did alright being drunk and all. |
| Style: | 13/20 Rambo. |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Got released |
| Total score: 63/100 (C-) | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Nathaniel Jouett
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|---|---|
| Nathaniel Jouett | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
|
| Highscore | Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No, surrendered |
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. 
More information
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 2/20 4 Injured |
| Accuracy: | 9/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck |
| Bonus: | 0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it |
| Total score: 25/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
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