Chloe Sagal

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Chloe Sagal is a failed "game developer" and egomaniacal, mentally ill tranny that can't spell who, after being dishonorably discharged from the army for making up a mental illness, became an Indiegogo scammer kike who tried to get money for his sex change by pretending he was dying of a car crash. When his scam was exposed he pretended to kill himself live on camera.

An army of dickgirl fetishists masquerading as social justice warriors came to his rescue to have the article about him taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from Destructoid and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until GamerGate kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and borderline rapists.

You don't have to be a tranny to be a detestable, insane, drama-whoring, emotional parasite... but it helps!

Sagal in General

Games

The most flattering photo of Sagal out there...
and he still just looks like a man in a wig

Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "Gone Home" and "Homestuck" (which make sense since GH is also just a walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but from what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is a pixilated version of Sagal himself wearing a dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the flashlight). The entire game can be finished in under an hour.

The art looks like it was made with Click&Play in the mid 90s, the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from Youtube and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more hilarious than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you from out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.

It is never explained why the killer is in the house (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "Silent Hill" on the PS1 instead.

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His second, recently started but never to be finished, "game" is "Super Noah Vs. The Dinosaurs". Because, like most indie, sjw game developers who have no actual skill or training, Sagal is forced to make "artistic" games instead of real ones. In the game world "artistic" is a shorthand for "Cheaply made hack-job focusing 100% on ham-handed left-wing preaching instead of gameplay".

The liberal propaganda theme of the day is "Creationism is dumb lol", and is delivered via a 20 year old of animation and 50 year old jokes.

Quotes

“   On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on his first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving him a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like his crap because he's a "girl". Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).   „     —Sagal on being Loveshy     “   ...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.   „     —Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the fail     “   I also have another issue which is undiagnosed (which is specifically why I was removed from the USMC) that causes me to blank out for a certain amount of time and start doing strange things (mostly just sitting around mumbling, walking to places, being odd)   „     —Sagal self-diagnosing? In my marine corps?     “   I am a strong and independent woman   „     —Except he's a man begging for donations. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Indiegogo Drama

"Please help me get money for surgery to get the shards of shrapnel out of my heart." - Chloe

You're 5 years old again.

You see that toy you want in the store. It's the newest, the greatest, the fastest, and it doesn't matter you want- no you FUCKING NEED it.

Your small child body starts filling with tension, your hands begin to clench, you even feel some pain in your chest. What's happening to you? You see a toy you really, really want, but you don't have the money to pay for it? You feel that way because you are dying.

“   I was the one looking for donations back in April, because I am dying.   „   —Sagal, thinking getting his dick cut off is the path to world peace

Sagal started a funding project on Indiegogo for a life-saving operation. Sagal was allegedly ill because of a car accident a few years ago that left "Shrapnel in her {sic} body" and resulted in metal poisoning which, as some of you might notice, is essentially the plot to "Iron Man".

Sagal was also asking for $35,000 total, claiming that the cost of the surgery was around $29,000 but needed extra to live on while recovering. This is perhaps conveniently about the cost of sexual reassignment surgery. The Euroarticle notes that "Family won't help her, incidentally" and that he is seeking a second operation that "Is vital to myself being able to live a normal life".

At some point, Indiegogo pulled the project due to suspicious activity, probably because he refused to divulge the details of the surgery after people started suspecting that this was a scam.

“   there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very reclusive. The people that need to know have all the information.   „   —Sounds legit.

“   Absence of information is not evidence of abscence, and if you don't know something, you're statement has to end there. To suggest anything further is making an argument from ignorance, all skeptics need to know this.   „   —He is literally quoting Donald Rumsfeld

So logical, right? Shows it pays to trust in "Men in women's bodies"... But not everyone was willing to take this trustworthy individual at their word and IndieGoGo told him that they are deleting his charity and refunding everyone's money. So Chloe did the next logical thing and began threatening to kill himself.

“   As di prdicted they nightmaree I'm not going to make it through the night. I'm sorry   „

“   Indiegogo deemed my page too high risk to resume funding, so they're refunding everything. I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a knife pushed to my stomach, but a very good person managed to talk me down. The feeling was intense. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal. Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.   „

Eventually he was "talked down" from this, but not for fucking long because soon after, in what must have been the inspiration for Toaster Steve, he "commits suicide" live on on Twitch TV.

“   Reports are coming out of a Reddit thread saying that viewers of the stream saw her take a bunch of pills and lay on her bed before the stream was taken down.   „

This naturally guarantees that he got tons of sympathy and outrage over LGBT suicide while surviving, but the campaign was not brought back and Sagal uploaded his suicide attempt from his YouTube account for more attention.

Where is HE naos? Old news! More scams inbound!

Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the highly anticipated: HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo and, thanks to his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z, it is going to be released in his own words:
"Never".
But you too, can still send money.

And after being banned from IndieGoGo for being a lying tranny kike- Sagal set up a new phishing charity drive where you can donate to him now that he's asking "Honestly" in exchange for making a game that he's supposed to be making anyway because it's his fucking job.

The campaign page is gone and it is unclear whether he ever actually raised the money. The only clue that can be found is an article about it saying that it is "Not going well".

Will do Sagal, will do. Also notice there isn't a link in the post.

Merry Fucking Christmas! Three more suicide attempts!

Since the spotlight was off of Chloe for about a month or two, Chloe decided to whine on twitter about what Chloe usually whines about: attempting suicide again. But this time there was a twist! Since GamerGate was going on at the time it was a perfect time for SJW to get Sagal to kill herself so that they could say GG did it! This was done by one random anti-GG activist (and friend of obvious tranny Shara Butts) who deleted all his old anti-GG tweets before starting to troll Sagal as she was crying about suicide again, and also by reporting someone who reported her suicide tweets to twitter so that someone could get help and pretending he was harassing her. Surprisingly (or not), Chloe tried to kill herself again and ended up in the hospital thanks to her supportive SJW friends (and also the guy who reported her was unbanned).

Gallery About missing Pics proof the person who got her to an hero was an SJW trying to make normal people look bad More proof (note Sarah Butts) The person who got reported for reporting her The rest are a collection of her going crazy [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Surprising absolutely nobody, Chloe "miraculously" survived the night and was ready to do it again on Xmas! She then spent Christmas day attention whoring that she was dying (her followers have the memory of a goldfish) and yelling at people that told her pix or it didn't happen or question if someone that previously used suicide to attention whore in the past was, in fact, using suicide to attention whore. The icing on the cake was when Chloe tried to use this to shame Notch and pewdiepie into giving her sheckles for surgery. Surgery for... who cares? Stop asking. Why are you attacking her? We can only hope that the suspense is killing Chloe as much as it's killing us.

Recently Chloe has "clarified" his situation. It's not that urgent; even though two nights ago was his last night alive Chloe is only dying slowly. Yes, he has included Patreon Paypal advertising in the meantime, because dead people have such a need for private funds.

Gallery About missing Pics The buildup. Srs business. I'm sure he's serious this time. He should just use a shotgun already. How hard is it to down a gallon of bleach? LOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS! Post-fake suicide shaming. Blames Notch and pewdiepie for not giving a "suicidal" person money. Smart. [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery] No chloe, if you were murdered you wouldn't be wasting your time and ours bullshitting on Twitter. "Don't ask questions, just give me money!" No Chloe, Notch most likely pulled out because you make suicide threats about as often as the average Americunt farts. Having a penis is the only similarity between Tesla the innovator and Chloe the Twitter leech. I'm sure she's serious THIS time, right guys? Known heart attack symptoms include numb limbs and typing like a retard. Commercial or free, which is it?

Destructoid

As a result of their involvement, the gaming news site "Destructoid" was exposed as a massive hotbed of corruption, nepotism and sexual harassment.

Allistair Pinsof gets illegaly fired for exposing Chloe

Destructoid drama in a nutshell

Allistair Pinsof, a Destructoid journalist who knew Sagal and was aware he is running a scam, decided to run a story about it. However, not before spending much of his time trying to convince him to stop. His coworkers knew about it and laughed at him wasting his time on some psychotic tranny, but that didn't stop them from stabbing him in the back and acting innocent in the events that followed.

When all else failed, Allistair got the green light from his editor and told Sagal that he was running the story. This was the moment when he made his first suicide threat. Not wanting to be blamed for it, he told Sagal that he won't expose his fraud if he doesn't try to kill himself and everything was done... or was it? Nope. Several hours after promising not to try and off himself for attention, Sagal went ahead and did it anyway.

Allistair Pinsof decided that, since he has broken his promise not to an hero, and since, now that he was safe in the hospital, he could no longer credibly threaten suicide, he was free to reveal that it was a scam, not on Destructoid, but on his personal site unlinked to the site he was employed at.

The internet trannies were assdestroyed. They didn't get preferential treatment so, in their mind, exposing fraud by a tranny is bigotry regardless of that freak of nature being guilty or not. Pinsof's editor, in turn, caved to the pressure and fired him, possibly while drunk.

To show he doesn't hate trannies (why would anyone want to do that?) and save his future journalist career. Morally shattered, he went to "Gamers Against Bigotry", a site run by an insult to comedians everywhere and a self-confessed faggot, and reached out to both Sagal and several of the crossdressing faggots who had sent him death threats, and asked them to join his charity. As an interesting sidenote, the site's been hacked for being unbearably faggy.

“   It suddenly became abundantly clear that society is the problem. The right situation would be one where Chloe wouldn’t need to acquire money to be who she is.   „     —IT WASN'T HIR FAULT XE TRIED TO SCAM MONEY FROM PEOPLE ON INDIEGOGO, IT'S OUR STUPID DUMB HATERIARCHAL TRANSPHOBIC CISSEXIST'S SOCIETY'S FAULT FOR IMPOSING THIS OUTDATED GENDER BINARY ON HIR.

The struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother. The end.

Or was it? The entire drama was forgotten until GamerGate started and dug it back up when a blog did an interview with Pinsof where he revealed what actually happened, which was: Besides all that was mentioned already, his boss, Yanier "Niero" Gonzalez, privately fired him in an email, and then told everyone publicly that Pinsof was only suspended. Then he waited for him to tweet something so that he could pretend he fired him because of his tweets.

But that's not all. Yanier also consulted with people on a secret mailing list called "GameJournosPro", containing 150 members of the gaming press, asked their advice, slandered Pinsof and agreed with them to blacklist him from the industry. All of which are violations of state law by "Niero", and possibly by some of the people who participated. Then Yanier told Pinsof that, not only will he not give him a letter or recommendation, he would delete all his work from the site and add a tagline saying "WORST EMPLOYEE EVER! DO NOT HIRE!" to his page on the site if he exposes him. Subsequently, Pinsof quit games journalism, realizing what a pile of shit it was.

When this came to light Yanier Gonzalez tried to deflect blame by saying that Pinsof was an SJW.

Use scrollbar to see the full image Spinof's firing in his own words

But Wait! There's More: Holly Green Sexual Harassment Accusations

Destructoid defending itself

But the drama didn't end there.

At the start of GG, Holly Green, a writer for Gameranx, went on a twitter meltdown accusing the industry of corruption and saying she was sexually harassed and fired for complaining about it. Everyone ignored the loony and forgot about it when she deleted those tweets. Until that article about Destructoid came out and people realized who had sexually harassed her. Yep, it was someone at Destructoid.

All of Holly's work has been deleted from the Dtoid site like Pinsof had been threatened would happen to him and Niero (in a display of prefect professionalism) responded to her claims by saying that she was a crazy, drunken lunatic who assaulted him and was on crazy pills, saying (in a hilariously pathetic excuse) that it isn't his responsibility to back-up his writer's work, announced that the people who work for him aren't real journalists. Ian Miles Cheong (her current employer) however said that Green was a perfect employee and that Niero is lying. Which is funny because Ian is anti-GamerGate, so either they didn't think to match their stories or Ian was forced to choose between defending his anti-GG narrative and his employee... Not that it changes the fact that he was probably the one who made her delete her tweets about being sexually assaulted.

Use scrollbar to see the full image The Holly Green Tweets

Anthony Burch tries to defend Dtoid, instead, retardedly implicates them further

In comes Anthony Burch, loser and writer for the "Barderlands 2" developer "GearBox". In an attempt to prove that GamerGate isn't about ethical violations, Burch exposed that everyone in the industry is making a lot of fucking ethical violations! Besides mentioning that Polygon's editor hired his brother, Burch also explained that the only reason his game got a good review on Dtoid was that he is friends with some of the staff. To him this was proof positive that GamerGate only cares about attacking women, despite the fact no one knew he was friends with them until he exposed that fact at that very moment.

In conclusion, everyone laughed at how stupid Burch is, at the fact the only reason anyone even knows about him is because of his far more successful sister, at the fact he is in an "open relationship" with his wife and she is constantly fucking other guys while he isn't fucking anyone including his own wife despite turning "bisexual" in pure desperation (I am seriously not making any of this up).

Burch is still making an ass of himself on twitter where he has to block anyone who tweets at him with the word "Cuckold".

Doxing "The Fine Young Capitalists"

The hits just keep on coming with good old Dtoid.

Now it turns out that the one who originally doxed TFYC and gave those dox to Zoe was a writer at Dtoid. When confronted about it "Neiro", in classic Dtoid fashion, tried to lie and say that the guy had never written anything for him, only spell-checked articles and has not been a part of the site for over 5 year. But he was exposed again within moments with a simple google search that found the guy wrote entire articles for them just a few months ago.

Faftermath: Dtoid only slightly less shit than before

After all this exposed, amazingly, someone actually took some responsibility. Dale North, the editor-in-chief, realizing what a shithole he has been working at, said he didn't know about any of this shit and quit. Before leaving he also changed Dtoid's disclosure policy to be less shit (while still pointing out that everyone who wanted this is a misogynist anyway).

See Also

• Scam
• Tranny
• Corruption
• Indie
• What the fuck

External Links

 Sagal on twitter
Sagal on YouTube

Sagal on tumblr

Just like Chloe himself, his obvious self-insert can't hide his giant dick

 Sagal on FaceBook

• Where you can get all the latest no updates on the game Chloe isn't making
• Sagal in an article about the internet's 8 biggest lowpoints of 2013
• Archived version of his pretend suicide thread
• Archived version of his second fraud charity (records of the first have not been kept)
• Destructoid exposed pt. 1
• Destructoid exposed pt. 2
• Destructoid exposed pt. 3
• Destructoid exposed pt. 4
• Destructoid exposed pt. 5
• Destructoid exposed pt. 6
• Destructoid exposed pt. 7

The GamerGate thread on our forum

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