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Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in [[South Dakota]], [[USA]]). He's not just a [[gay]] [[brony]], but a homosexual, [[incest]], [[rule 63]], [[pedophile]] faggot who dreams of one day having anal sex with a male horse who looks like Applejack's homosexual cousin, until the farmer spots him raping the horse and castrates him on the spot. Sadly, like any other brony artist, he will die a [[virgin]]. Additionally, like almost every brony artist who has severe [[autism]], he obsesses over the thought of horse cock in his mouth 24/7. (With a hint of [[furfag]].)
Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in [[South Dakota]], [[USA]]). He's not just a [[gay]] [[brony]], but a homosexual, [[incest]], [[rule 63]], [[pedophile]] faggot who dreams of one day having anal sex with a male horse who looks like Applejack's homosexual cousin, until the farmer spots him raping the horse and castrates him on the spot. Sadly, like any other brony artist, he will die a [[virgin]]. Additionally, like almost every brony artist who has severe [[autism]], he obsesses over the thought of horse cock in his mouth 24/7. (With a hint of [[furfag]].)
[[File:Braeburnedfanboy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|This fanboy of Braeburned on the left [[clop]]s to his gay stallion porn every night.]]
[[File:Braeburnedfanboy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|This fanboy of Braeburned on the left [[clop]]s to his gay stallion porn every night.]]

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Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in South Dakota, USA). He's not just a gay brony, but a homosexual, incest, rule 63, pedophile faggot who dreams of one day having anal sex with a male horse who looks like Applejack's homosexual cousin, until the farmer spots him raping the horse and castrates him on the spot. Sadly, like any other brony artist, he will die a virgin. Additionally, like almost every brony artist who has severe autism, he obsesses over the thought of horse cock in his mouth 24/7. (With a hint of furfag.)

This fanboy of Braeburned on the left clops to his gay stallion porn every night.

Is he really mariotehplumber?

Could he really be his twin brother? Was he in part of the amiibo scalping with him? Did he loaned $40,000 from the money he make for drawing all of those horse cocks to his brother to buy all of these amiibos? Was he masturbating to one of the male character (mostly the Pokemon amiibos) while he's not looking? It's unknown since Braeburned wouldn't even do similar shit like Mariotehplumber does such as destroying Crash Bandicoot and that he's a pony yaoi (he actually does draw pony hentai despite he's a homo) fag and somewhat a deviantART freak.




Saddle Up! (My Ass!)

Trust me. This was actually from a fake MonkeyGameGuides Tumblr account.


Here is a beautifully formatted list of sick fucks who make money selling their amateur pony porn. This marks the very first stupid fucking money grubbing art pack to feature [autist|artists]] drawing a shit ton of fucking disgusting horsecocks!

BlitzPony

BlueBender

BoltSwift

Caboni32

Caldark

CandyClops

Cassius

Clopper-Dude

CoffeeCream

Crombie

DimWitDog

Yeah, her art style is fucking ugly. It makes one wish that she was arrested for childporn, but sadly, foalcon doesn't count.

Dovne

FearingFun

Some Japanese weird ass (worst Asian since 8HORNS, but with ponies instead of Dot Warner, but not that close to 8HORNS because 8HORNS raped our childhood by raping Dot. And he rapes fillies. Why can't foalcon be counted as child porn?). And his art style is shitty.

Hellticket

Hobbsmeerkat

HoodooNSFW

InktwistFudge

Jarwis

Kaczy

Keishinkae

Kryptchild

MessySketch

MLPFWB

MikeTheUser

He recently made the worst Batman fanart known to man. Worse than Batman and Robin.

Mrfatcakes

NamelessEnemy

NekoCrispy

Nobby

NotSafeForHoofs

Pentabins

PS

Quartz-Poker

RatofPoni

His art style is also fucking shit too.

Rawrcharlierawr

SB

Shigoto

Sidekick

Sinclair2013

Slendidnt

StaryKrow

Stedilnik

Terra

Tres-Apples

Twinkie

WBM

Whoop

Youwannaslap

Zajice

His Evil arch enemy, MonkeyGameGuides! (Maybe?)

It was rumored that MonkeyGameGuides had a Tumblr (possiblyfake since he never mentions bronies when talking about killing every single furfag) that was sadly deactivated. Don't believe it? Noble trolls managed to obtain that edited pic he did of that Saddle Up cover that you saw. Still skeptical? Here are some of the remaining pieces from the account. Be warned, gentle reader, this will scar you! Sorta like looking at Drawn Sex porn and then being blind for a week after what you saw.

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External Links

braeburned Really, really shitty.

askbraeburned One could make him angry with some anon questions!

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Braeburned's number one fan.

And his second fan.

Braeburned is part of a series on My Little Pony

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