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Behold! The flying furry cumdumpster himself.
The reason parents won't let their kids play with him.
Apparently his sex life is so shitty the only way he can get off is by being a cuck in second life.

WhiteFire Sondergaard (Powerword: Peter Torkelson) is an retired Unix systems administrator who literally thinks he is a fox-dragon hybrid. Like all unstable dragon hybrids in the furry fandom, he is a Raging SJW, meaning by default he is also a proud supporter of equal rights for all LGBTIQQAA+, as long as they are trans dimensional otherkin who hate all niggers, and the patriarchy.

Like all social justice warrior's he used to work for Linden Labs several years ago, but was ultimately shitcanned after being baited into cyber-fisting by a 9 year old named Loli_Luv_2008. Peter is currently living off of Paypal donations, and cheeto dust obtained through his shitty MUD called Tapestries. Like all true Unix administrators, Peter likes to spice things up from time to time. One night after pounding 4 bottles of vodka he decided to become a tranny, and took a chainsaw to his dick. The only thing this accomplished was proving that it was technically possible to be more unattractive than Brianna Wu.

After realizing that taking a pair of garden shears to his dick wasn't edgy enough, Peter revealed that he used to be a member of the KKK, but that was blatantly obvious seeing how his username is WhiteWizard on most MUD's he rapes people in. He also guilty of being on the original board of director's for Further Confusion, a place people go to once a year to fuck other people in diapers, and make shitty fursuit music videos about fucking men dressed as dog's. Peter is also fanfic fanatic, and writes non-stop on Yiffstar and Fur Affinity. His fanfics are Brony shit tier, so usually people will start stabbing their own eyes after reading the first two paragraphs of anything he's ever produced.

The only meaningful thing he's ever done with his existence was creating the "Whitefire", which is a alcoholic drink mixed with half Zima, and the rest cattle semen and is usually best when served warm in a fursuit.

Patient zero of the fandom, Owner of Fur.com

Unfortunately things just keep going downhill for Peter Torkelson, as he is also the sole owner of Fur.com. Making him patient zero for the whole Furry Fandom, and ultimately responsible for the following...


  1. Aids
  2. Bad Dragon
  3. Bestiality
  4. Chris Brown's newest album
  5. Coprophilia
  6. e621
  7. Emetophilia
  8. Fisting
  9. Fursecution
  10. Fursuits
  11. Gamergate
  12. Gay sex
  13. Holocaust
  14. Men's right activists
  15. Meninist
  16. Nazi Germany
  17. Omorashi
  18. Otherkin
  19. Peta
  20. Plushophile
  21. San Francisco
  22. Scalies
  23. Urolagnia
  24. Westboro Baptist Church
  25. Yiff
  26. Zetaforum
  27. That one CSI episode

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