WhiteFire

This article was written by a butthurt furfag who got kicked out of a furry e-sex dungeon for faggoting too hard.

Behold! The flying furry cumdumpster himself.

WhiteFire Sondergaard (Powerword: Peter Torkelson) is an retired Unix systems administrator who thinks he is a fox-dragon hybrid. Like all unstable dragon hybrids in the furry fandom, he is a Raging SJW, meaning by default he is also a proud supporter of equal rights for all LGBT supporters and the patriarchy.

Like all SJWs, he used to work for Linden Labs several years ago, but was ultimately shitcanned after being baited into cyber-fisting by a 9 year old Loli_Luv_2008. Peter is currently living off of Paypal donations, and cheeto dust obtained through his shitty MUD called Tapestries. Like all true Unix administrators, Peter likes to spice things up from time to time. One night after pounding 4 bottles of vodka he decided to become a transvestite, and took a kitchen knife to his cock. The only thing this accomplished was proving that it was technically possible to be more unattractive than Brianna Wu.

After realizing that taking a pair of garden shears to his dick wasn't edgy enough, Peter revealed that he used to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan, but that was blatantly obvious seeing how his username is WhiteWizard on most MUDs he ræpes people in. He also guilty of being on the original board of director's for Further Confusion, a place people go to once a year to fuck other people in diapers, and make shitty fursuit music videos about fucking men dressed as dogs. Peter is also fanfic fanatic, and writes non-stop on Yiffstar and Fur Affinity. His fanfics are shit tier, so usually people will start stabbing their own eyes after reading the first two paragraphs of anything he's ever produced.

Patient zero of the fandom, Owner of Fur.com

Unfortunately things just keep going downhill for Peter Torkelson, as he is also the sole owner of Fur.com. Making him patient zero for the whole Furry Fandom, and ultimately responsible for the following:

AIDS

Bad Dragon

Bestiality

Chris Brown's newest album

Coprophilia

e621

Emetophilia

Fisting

Fursecution

Fursuits

Gamergate

Gay sex

Holocaust

Men's right activists

Meninist

Nazi Germany

Omorashi

Otherkin

Peta

Plushophile

San Francisco

Scalies

Urolagnia

Westboro Baptist Church

Yiff

Zetaforum

That one CSI episode