Kicesie

Template:Youtube2 is a self-appointed "sex expert" on YouTube. Known for an extreme case of USI, she doles out "advice" under the ruse that she is a sex/relationship guru of sorts, offering "information" - you know, the kind widely available all over the interbutts and that has been repeated a thousand times over ad nauseum on every shitty basic-cable sex tv show. Of course, the only people who take her seriously are desperate retards too dumb to go to youporn to fap. If you dare compliment her fat tits or say anything other than 100% praise, expect a high level of butthurt as she moderates her video's comments more heavily than the SA forums combined.

When she's not discussing medical issues she isn't qualified to discuss, she's tackling edgy topics such as giving blowjobs. At the top of her scant resumé is her 2 second blip in Weezer's Pork and Beans music video (private), which has somehow justified her intense, and somewhat warm and moist, desire to appear on the black person.

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Bawwwwing to ED

“	Dear Girlvinyl, I am contacting you on behalf of Kicesie from You Tube. I am her manager Todd Davis. It has been brought to my attention of the following DMCA violations located here: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Kicesie We are requesting that the stated thread be removed immediately because this user has uploaded copyrighted material without consent. Her works can be seen on www.YouTube.com/Kicesie and www.Myspace.com/Kicesies. Thank you in advance for removing the listed material from your website.	„
—Sincerely, Todd Davis

“	How much does head from your client cost btw ?	„
—Tok`ra 13:36, 28 January 2009 (CST)

E-begging

Thanks for the donations!

What's a little more undeclared income among rape victims?

Kicesie released a video wherein she stated her rape case is being settled out of court, then makes a plea to the internets for money not to sue the trolls but to get a lawyer up before the US Supreme Court to create new laws to protect her. Much like in Charles Taylors Liberia she expects it costs $10,000 $8,500 for a private citizen to buy a personal law, so be a doll and give Kicesie your money because she promises to give it back and she totally won't steal it.

I NEED YOUR MONEY, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

Stopping Trolling in its Tracks

Kicesie Explains Pubic Lice

Being the lazy bitch with the overblown sense of entitlement she has, Kicesie recommends you bring the lulz to her, for free.

“	I try to spend a few hours every week searching my username on YouTube to see what people are doing with it. I’ve found that nearly always it’s used as a tag or a title in videos that are spam, fairly pornographic, or a gross copyright violation by using nearly all of an already existing video of mine. What YOU can do to protect the name Kicesie and help me out is to do a search yourself and if these videos violate ANY of youtube’s terms of service, flag it with the appropriate category! This is something I would encourage people to do with any videos... it takes almost no time to flag an inappropriate video, but keeps youtube the way it’s meant to be! IF you find a copyright violation (not only on youtube but if you happen upon one ANYWHERE on the web) please write to me! I have filed and will continue to file the appropriate paperwork to see this theft taken care of. Most of the time I came across these videos, images or uses of my registered name ‘Kicesie’ because one of YOU guys let me know! So thanks, and keep it up!	„
—--Kicesie, Taking the internet very fucking serious

Fans

The typical Kicesie fan is an awkward basement dwelling older male. Despite the fact that they are safe in their mom's house, these developmentally challenged losers still find it difficult to talk to a girl even when she isn't in the room as evidenced by their starstruck schoolboy Jewtube responses.
[-+]The videos

A High Steppin' Yellow Nigra Dreamin' of his Own Rape Time with Kicesie

Buffalo Bill's Retarded Australian Cousin Tries and Fails to Lure Her to His Rape Dungeon

Standard Fatass

Here comes the police.

On August 31, 2009 an article posted by the Chattanooga Times Free Press reported that a judge had ordered Kicesie's college to hand over her personal records. Kicesie immediately responded with a lulzy youtube video about the ongoing investigation into her personal history. BE CAREFUL GUIZ SHE GOT LIFELOCK.

Current Events and More Lulz

If you want to know what this nutbar is up to now, you should really really read her chipin.com page, because damn: kicesie's chipin page (where she begs for your cash but inexplicably does not offer to give blowjobs in return)

I mean, srsly- we couldn't make this shit up if we tried. Gems from this page include the following:

“	I do long-distance reiki/energy healing. It costs $50 for one time, or $30 each time if you want it done weekly. IF after the first time you are totally dissatisfied, I will refund 80% of it.... I can't refund all due to the cost of running a credit card and the physical energy it costs me. This works for any type of help or healing you need... emotional, physical, spiritual, etc.	„

“	[W]e are now being sued ... the agency this corporation employed to serve us ran INTO our garage, which is our private property, which constitutes criminal trespassing... something our local police won't even write up. He Came at us and I screamed with everything I had in me over and over and over 'I don't know you! Get Away from me! Help! 911! I DON'T KNOW YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME! HELP! HELP!' He never identified himself... And if I'd had a gun I would have shot him and here in TX it would have been TOTALLY legal! But I've been bedridden with anxiety every since. I can't even shower.	„

Is this stuff great or what? We can't remember the last time we laughed this hard. We expect to see a made-for-TV movie about Ms. Kicesie on the Lifetime channel eventually.

See Also

• Almost raped
• Crystal Shinkle
• Lolsuits
• SASS
• Victim Complex

External Links

• The Initial Effort

• The Cease and Desist Seems dead

• Chattanooga Times Free Press article.
• Some Blogger's View On It

Resources

• Template:Ytlink2
• Kicesie
• Her Twitter account
• A whole DVD where she teaches how to suck dick - (Un)fortunately its not porn to buy on amazon.
• The Cunt's website Closet seems to be closed

• Forums also down

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