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[[File:D is the key to cyberviolence.jpg|thumb|The "D" is the key to cyberviolence]]
[[File:D is the key to cyberviolence.jpg|thumb|The "D" is the key to cyberviolence]]
{{quote|cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch|[[United Nations]]|on cyber violence}}
{{quote|cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch|[[United Nations]]|on cyber violence}}
'''Cyberviolence''' is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect [[special snowflakes]] from the typed words of [[trolls|Internet critics]]. [[Zoe Quinn]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that ''they'' are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it [[for the lulz]], meanwhile the [[Patreon]] accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet feminism swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual CIS shitlords.
'''Cyberviolence''' is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect [[special snowflakes]] from the typed words of [[trolls|Internet critics]]. [[Zoe Quinn]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that ''they'' are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it [[for the lulz]], meanwhile the [[Patreon]] accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet [[feminism]] swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual [[CIS]] shitlords.


==UNESCO Report==
==UNESCO Report==
[[File:Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn at the United Nations.PNG|thumb|Anita and Zoe take the UN]]
[[File:Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn at the United Nations.PNG|thumb|Anita and Zoe take the UN]]
{{quote|1=U.N. Says Cyber Violence Is Equivalent to Physical Violence Against Women|2=[[Time Magazine]]|3=[http://time.com/4049106/un-cyber-violence-physical-violence/ comparing real violence to online harassment]}}
{{quote|1=[[United Nations]] Says Cyber Violence Is Equivalent to Physical Violence Against Women|2=[[Time Magazine]]|3=[http://time.com/4049106/un-cyber-violence-physical-violence/ comparing real violence to online harassment]}}
Under the new guidelines, even such things as [[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY|blasphemy]], trolling, advocacy of [[genocide]] and [[suicide]] and other things that were perfectly acceptable, are now considered [http://time.com/4049106/un-cyber-violence-physical-violence/ equivalent] to [[IRL]] violence such as [[rape]] and [[murder]]. In less enlightened times, the only solution would be to either [[buy a dog]] or call the [[cyberpolice]].
Under the new guidelines, even such things as [[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY|blasphemy]], trolling, advocacy of [[genocide]] and [[suicide]] and other things that were perfectly acceptable, are now considered [http://time.com/4049106/un-cyber-violence-physical-violence/ equivalent] to [[IRL]] violence such as [[rape]] and [[murder]]. In less enlightened times, the only solution would be to either [[buy a dog]] or call the [[cyberpolice]].


{{quote|Cyber VAWG includes hate speech (publishing a blasphemous libel), hacking (intercepting private communications), identity theft, online stalking (criminal harassment) and uttering threats. It can entail convincing a target to end their lives (counselling suicide or advocating genocide).|[[:File:Cyber violence Gender report.pdf|The UN report on Cyber violence]]|dictating the new definition of violence}}
{{quote|Cyber VAWG includes hate speech (publishing a blasphemous libel), hacking (intercepting private communications), identity theft, online stalking (criminal harassment) and uttering threats. It can entail convincing a target to end their lives (counselling suicide or advocating genocide).|[[:File:Cyber violence Gender report.pdf|The UN report on Cyber violence]]|dictating the new definition of violence}}


Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian stood before the [[United Nations]] and proudly presented the 70 page report wherein Anita unwittingly quoted [[Jack Thompson]] as a valid source. Within days the report was analyzed by Internet commentators, who found numerous [https://medium.com/@KingFrostFive/cyberviolence-citations-needed-8f7829d6f1b7 sourcing] [https://medium.com/@KingFrostFive/citation-games-by-the-united-nations-cyberviolence-e8bb1336c8d1 errors] so hilarious that UNESCO ended up retracting the report.
[[whores|Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian]] stood before the [[United Nations]] and proudly presented the 70 page report wherein Anita unwittingly quoted [[Jack Thompson]] as a valid source. Within days the report was analyzed by Internet commentators, who found numerous [https://medium.com/@KingFrostFive/cyberviolence-citations-needed-8f7829d6f1b7 sourcing] [https://medium.com/@KingFrostFive/citation-games-by-the-united-nations-cyberviolence-e8bb1336c8d1 errors] so hilarious that UNESCO ended up retracting the report.


The sourcing errors include (but are not limited to): no source, a source using itself as a source, debunked studies from 2000, '''sourcing an article by a man who believes video games are literally a tool of the devil and one guy linking to his own hard drive.'''
The sourcing errors include (but are not limited to): no source, a source using itself as a source, debunked studies from 2000, '''sourcing an article by a man who believes video games are literally a tool of the devil and one guy linking to his own hard drive.'''


====Conspiracy Shit====
====[[Conspiracy]] Shit====


Some of you may be wondering why the UN would invite a con artist and a prostitute to give a speech. Well, Ban Ki Moon's (the former chairman of the UN) assistant's wife runs an SJW video game award where she gave out prizes to both Anita and Zoe.
Some of you may be wondering why the UN would invite a con artist and a prostitute to give a speech. Well, Ban Ki Moon's (the former chairman of the UN) assistant's wife runs an [[SJW]] video game award where she gave out prizes to both Anita and Zoe.


==Retraction==
==Retraction==

Revision as of 20:39, 11 October 2015

Typical reaction to this kind of shit
Be sure to cloak your face in shadow when committing cyberviolence
CYBERVIOLENCE IN PROGRESS
The "D" is the key to cyberviolence
   
 
cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch
 

 
 

United Nations, on cyber violence

Cyberviolence is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect special snowflakes from the typed words of Internet critics. Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that they are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it for the lulz, meanwhile the Patreon accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet feminism swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual CIS shitlords.

UNESCO Report

Anita and Zoe take the UN
   
 
United Nations Says Cyber Violence Is Equivalent to Physical Violence Against Women
 

 
 

Time Magazine, comparing real violence to online harassment

Under the new guidelines, even such things as blasphemy, trolling, advocacy of genocide and suicide and other things that were perfectly acceptable, are now considered equivalent to IRL violence such as rape and murder. In less enlightened times, the only solution would be to either buy a dog or call the cyberpolice.

   
 
Cyber VAWG includes hate speech (publishing a blasphemous libel), hacking (intercepting private communications), identity theft, online stalking (criminal harassment) and uttering threats. It can entail convincing a target to end their lives (counselling suicide or advocating genocide).
 

 
 

The UN report on Cyber violence, dictating the new definition of violence

Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian stood before the United Nations and proudly presented the 70 page report wherein Anita unwittingly quoted Jack Thompson as a valid source. Within days the report was analyzed by Internet commentators, who found numerous sourcing errors so hilarious that UNESCO ended up retracting the report.

The sourcing errors include (but are not limited to): no source, a source using itself as a source, debunked studies from 2000, sourcing an article by a man who believes video games are literally a tool of the devil and one guy linking to his own hard drive.

Conspiracy Shit

Some of you may be wondering why the UN would invite a con artist and a prostitute to give a speech. Well, Ban Ki Moon's (the former chairman of the UN) assistant's wife runs an SJW video game award where she gave out prizes to both Anita and Zoe.

Retraction

After the problems with the report and its sourcing were exposed for the lulz and graet justice, the report was retracted with the following announcement:

   
 
This report is currently in revision and will be re-posted as soon as all relevant inputs have been taken onboard.
 

 
 

—Inputs?

Even co-author Zoe Quinn backed away from this shit show, saying "I'm disappointed" immediately before hurling Anita Sarkeesian under the bus.

How to deal with cyberviolence

If these methods fail, you could always try these alternative methods:


See also

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