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Sometime [[last thursday]], [[Azn]] martyr '''James Jay Lee''' entered the Discovery Channel Headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland. Armed with firearms and explosives, he took hostages. Like any crazed psychopath worth his [[Kurt Cobain|lithium salts]], he simultaneously published his demands [[serious business|online]]. A [[unabomber|manifesto]], if you will. He calmly and logically argues for the immediate cessation of the [[You|human race]], a notion we can only hope [[die in a fire|catches on]]. | Sometime [[last thursday]], [[Azn]] martyr '''James Jay Lee''' entered the Discovery Channel Headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland. Armed with firearms and explosives, he took hostages. Like any crazed psychopath worth his [[Kurt Cobain|lithium salts]], he simultaneously published his demands [[serious business|online]]. A [[unabomber|manifesto]], if you will. He calmly and logically argues for the immediate cessation of the [[You|human race]], a notion we can only hope [[die in a fire|catches on]]. | ||
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==Feed the Masses== | ==Feed the Masses== | ||
Be sure to order some delicious pizza for me and my new friends. | <center> | ||
Be sure to order some delicious pizza for me and my new friends.<br> | |||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.savetheplanetprotest.com/ His site with manifesto] | *[http://www.savetheplanetprotest.com/ His site with manifesto] | ||
*[http://www.savetheplanetprotest.com/protest.htm Prior batshit insanity] | *[http://www.savetheplanetprotest.com/protest.htm Prior batshit insanity] |
Revision as of 01:18, 17 November 2015
Sometime last thursday, Azn martyr James Jay Lee entered the Discovery Channel Headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland. Armed with firearms and explosives, he took hostages. Like any crazed psychopath worth his lithium salts, he simultaneously published his demands online. A manifesto, if you will. He calmly and logically argues for the immediate cessation of the human race, a notion we can only hope catches on.
Then he was shot and killed.
Struck down and martyred by society for standing against the insane breeding practices of Kate Plus 8 and that christcunt who has shit out 19 kids. Why he didn't pursue the obvious solution to these problems isn't entirely clear.
—Another good point. |
His alternative to pro-breeder propaganda? Programming based on "My Ishmael," a book by philosopher Daniel Quinn in which a telepathic gorilla instructs a 12-year-old girl on society's failings. On his MySpace page, Lee said his heroes were Quinn and "Star Trek" commander James T. Kirk.
—oralterpitude, asking the important questions. |
A Grand Crusade
This was not the first time James Jay Lee has attempted to end the environmental terror caused by Discovery Channel. In 2008, he was arrested outside the building, after going on a lengthy rant. And throwing stacks of money in the air. Apparently the Discovery Channel was causing a drought, and he needed to make it rain. He wasn't alone in his dedication to saving the planet. No, his journey to the Discovery Channel building was more akin to Julius Caesar, bravely charging the savage Gaul. If Caesar had paid several thousand dollars to the local homeless to make his attack more than a one man affair.
—That's how that one goes, right? |
Manifesto (tl;dr)
—James Jay Lee, making what will be the best political statement this year |
Quotes
—From two years ago. He's obviously learned how to be more effective. |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Feed the Masses
Be sure to order some delicious pizza for me and my new friends.
External Links
- His site with manifesto
- Prior batshit insanity
- James Lee's deactivated forum "Save the Planet Protest"
- A video from 2008 of James making it rain money at the "Save the Planet Protest."
- James Lee's Background: Arrested in 2008 for Protesting Discovery Channel Building
- CNN breaks down the hostage situation
James Jay Lee is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |