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A '''forum''' is a [[Shit|shitty]] place on the [[Internets]] where [[you|retards]] like to argue, whine, bitch, [[troll|troll]] and moan about [[shit nobody cares about|unimportant and uninteresting topics]].
A '''forum''' is a [[Shit|shitty]] place on the [[Internets]] where [[you|retards]] like to argue, whine, bitch, [[troll|troll]] and moan about [[shit nobody cares about|unimportant and uninteresting topics]].
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*[[Anime|Anime forums]]: Forums about anime, filled to the brim with [[pedophiles]] and [[weeaboos]]. Trying to become a [[retard|respectable member]] on these forums is completely impossible unless you joined when the forum just opened or [[blowjob|sucked an admin's cock]] and became a [[mod]], or else you will get [[banned]] within your first 100 posts for either pissing off a mod/admin/[[GOTIS|girl]] for simply not thinking that (insert anime here) is the best thing ever, troll by calling anime shit in general or say that all anime produced after 2000 sucks
*[[Anime|Anime forums]]: Forums about anime, filled to the brim with [[pedophiles]] and [[weeaboos]]. Trying to become a [[retard|respectable member]] on these forums is completely impossible unless you joined when the forum just opened or [[blowjob|sucked an admin's cock]] and became a [[mod]], or else you will get [[banned]] within your first 100 posts for either pissing off a mod/admin/[[GOTIS|girl]] for simply not thinking that (insert anime here) is the best thing ever, troll by calling anime shit in general or say that all anime produced after 2000 sucks


*[[Pokémon|pokémon forums]]: Forums about pokemon, there is [[at least 100|at least]] [[9000]] of these and as a result most of them have less than 50 users, just like [[/b/]], all of them are full of faggots talking about the same shit all day, trolling these takes skill because simply saying [[truth|all pokemanz from after generation 1 are gay]] will get you b& with no response
*[[Pokémon|Pokémon forums]]: Forums about pokemon, there is [[at least 100|at least]] [[9000]] of these and as a result most of them have less than 50 users, just like [[B/b/]], all of them are full of faggots talking about the same shit all day, trolling these takes skill because simply saying [[truth|all pokemanz from after generation 1 are gay]] will get you b& with no response


*[[sports|sports forums]]: about sports, the vast majority are about [[soccer]], where [[eurofags]] talk about whenever [[shit nobody cares about|arsenal or manchester united will win the barclays permier league]], although some are also about [[gay|football]], [[canada|hockey]], and [[redneck|pro wrestling]], troll by posting results
*[[sports|Sports forums]]: about sports, the vast majority are about [[soccer]], where [[eurofags]] talk about whenever [[shit nobody cares about|arsenal or manchester united will win the barclays permier league]], although some are also about [[gay|football]], [[canada|hockey]], and [[redneck|pro wrestling]], troll by posting results


*[[kung fu|martial arts forums]] : filled with [[13-year-old-boys]] who watch [[Dragonball Z]] and want to learn how to [[murder|fight IRL]], most threads look something like "hoe do u beat up a bully in sk00l?". all of its members are [[internet tough guy|L33t 5tr337 f1ght0rz]] who are black belts in [[iron penis|tae-kwon-do]], [[japan|jiu-justu]] and [[naruto|ninjutsu]], but still stick to a [[noob|simplistic]] fighting style, all threads end up being closed by mods due to death threats, they can't even imagine an [[IRL]] fight that does not include them having an advantage, and none of them think that their enemy may have a [[gun]], troll by saying [[skinhead|krav maga]] is bullshit
*[[kung fu|Martial arts forums]] : filled with [[13-year-old-boys]] who watch [[Dragonball Z]] and want to learn how to [[murder|fight IRL]], most threads look something like "hoe do u beat up a bully in sk00l?". all of its members are [[internet tough guy|L33t 5tr337 f1ght0rz]] who are black belts in [[iron penis|tae-kwon-do]], [[japan|jiu-justu]] and [[naruto|ninjutsu]], but still stick to a [[noob|simplistic]] fighting style, all threads end up being closed by mods due to death threats, they can't even imagine an [[IRL]] fight that does not include them having an advantage, and none of them think that their enemy may have a [[gun]], troll by saying [[skinhead|krav maga]] is bullshit


*Mysticism forums: see [[Psion Guild]]
*Mysticism forums: see [[Psion Guild]]


*miscellaneous: Forums that are not about a specific thing, it allows its members to create threads about anything they want, most threads are SO RANDOM ^___^ i like waffles, they are generally a huge mess, troll by bringing up a [[assburger|serious topic]]
*Miscellaneous: Forums that are not about a specific thing, it allows its members to create threads about anything they want, most threads are SO RANDOM ^___^ i like waffles, they are generally a huge mess, troll by bringing up a [[assburger|serious topic]]


*[[white|nationalist forums]]: forums where [[niggers|white people]] gather to discuss how white they are and plan genocides, everyone is free to express their opinions, so it may be looked at as a [[retarded|degraded]] version of [[krautchan]]
*[[white|Nationalist forums]]: forums where [[niggers|white people]] gather to discuss how white they are and plan genocides, everyone is free to express their opinions, so it may be looked at as a [[retarded|degraded]] version of [[krautchan]]


*[[roleplay|roleplay forums]]: forums that exists only so that [[faggots]] can roleplay on them, some of them are  [[bullshit|set in a universe with its own lore]] and therefore requires you to register your [[mary-sue|character]] before you can roleplay, nearly all threads are about [[inflation art|inflation]], [[vore]], [[child abuse|loli]], [[unbirth]] or [[rape]]
*[[roleplay|Roleplay forums]]: forums that exists only so that [[faggots]] can roleplay on them, some of them are  [[bullshit|set in a universe with its own lore]] and therefore requires you to register your [[mary-sue|character]] before you can roleplay, nearly all threads are about [[inflation art|inflation]], [[vore]], [[child abuse|loli]], [[unbirth]] or [[rape]]


==Having a Forum Instead of Real Content==
==Having a Forum Instead of Real Content==

Revision as of 12:58, 17 December 2015

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A forum is a shitty place on the Internets where retards like to argue, whine, bitch, troll and moan about unimportant and uninteresting topics.

History

Back when the old media still reigned and the Internets were owned by AOL, basement-dwellers would hang out on a version of the web known as BBS. BBS was quick to evolve into newsgroups, which begat forums, which begat *chans, which now herald the end of humanity as we know it.

On forums you can learn important things such as repeating things is useful. If it didn't work - try saying it in latin. Most likely your post will not be answered. But that is not the point. The point of webforums is be yourself. At least 100 years ago someone from a foreign country did X similar to how it is in your country of the now. He stated some rules:

  • Everything with the past is perfect, except how it lead to the present.
  • Feeling lonely and ignored is the illusion of involuntary serfdom.
  • Am I going to explain what I mean? Nope. Use Google.
    • Then you can search for things.
    • ?????
    • PROFIT
  • There is always a guy with a million shitposts. Imagine if a phone receptionist was like him.
  • Insinuate that you are living the perfect life by never responding to criticism. As a matter of fact don't tell anything about your life. But feel free to give your knowledgeable opinion about Miley Cyrus haircut.
  • If all else fails. Evoke the longcat god and write a long BAWWW-POST about how you suffer the worst faith in humanity. Except the world to be your babysitter and cry a million tears.
  • Discussion n. ~ An argument

Every known forum thread in the Universe

Types of Forums

  • Anime forums: Forums about anime, filled to the brim with pedophiles and weeaboos. Trying to become a respectable member on these forums is completely impossible unless you joined when the forum just opened or sucked an admin's cock and became a mod, or else you will get banned within your first 100 posts for either pissing off a mod/admin/girl for simply not thinking that (insert anime here) is the best thing ever, troll by calling anime shit in general or say that all anime produced after 2000 sucks
  • Miscellaneous: Forums that are not about a specific thing, it allows its members to create threads about anything they want, most threads are SO RANDOM ^___^ i like waffles, they are generally a huge mess, troll by bringing up a serious topic

Having a Forum Instead of Real Content

Some web sites exist exclusively as forums. *Chans, for instance, are forums where the only thing one can do is upload pictures of loli, shota, or THE PIC. Other places, like Something Awful or Fark, have no redeeming value other than their forums. In all cases, forums are where lulz are harvested for the good of the many in the form of trolls and internet tough guys. IMDB and its forums are notable in that the former does have valuable content, but the latter counters that content with its ability to actually force you to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Full of Win

Occasionally forums are taken too seriously, which often results in epic threads. When this occurs mods often baleet the thread and pretend the epicness never happened, therefore you should always archive potential epic threads for great justice and copypasta to ED.

V& > B&

Forums do not meet their true potential until someone ends up banned or vanned. In these special cases, it is the duty of the agents of the lulz to duplicate and post everything that led to the smiting.

List

See also: lulzworthy invasions

As you can see, the Internet has a variety of forums catering normal people and sick fucks alike:

See Also

Forum is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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