Clarence/Episode Guide

1. Fun Dungeon Face-Off

Mary, Clarence and his friends go to a KFC with a black cashier - Jeff orders just fries. Clarence makes the fatal mistake of taking Jeff's fries while he's at the toilet. Jeff goes insane and chases Clarence throughout the "Fun Dungeon" in an anti-climactic showdown that parodies Star Wars. They make up in the end and Clarence steals a pair of shoes belonging to a 5-year-old girl.

2. A Pretty Great Day with a Girl

Amy makes Clarence her bitch and they go on a bike ride into the forest and Belson sees, getting the rest of his faggotry gang to go after them thinking they're going to Make Out. They climb an erratic and have a discussion about SRS BUSINESS and are interrupted by Belson and friends and they start throwing pinecones at each other for the rest of the episode, they also threw Sumo in for no fucking reason too.

3. Money Broom Wizard

Clarence and friends use 1337-haxor skillz on all of the games at the arcade because they only have one dollar to share over their poor asses.

4. Lost in a Supermarket

Clarence finds Sumo in the supermarket while trying to find a gallon of skim milk for his Mom. The duo fuck everything up in the store as per usual and crash into Mom, scattering her coupon collection all over the place. It is revealed that all women have an unbearbale coupon fetish, and snatch them like a flock of birds pecking at seeds. To rectify this incident, Clarence steals a dozen coupons like a fucking nigger and reduces the price of the monthly groceries from 280 dollars to just 10 dollars. Sumo also molests a pedophile staff member named "Josh", and he is subsequently v& for chasing a minor.

5. Clarence's Millions

The first time Clarence is actually seen in school. He tried to re-institute Communism through the invention of his own currency, the "Clarence Dollar", but what always happens when Communism is practiced happens: Disaster.

6. Clarence gets a girlfriend

Title says it all. Clarence hooks up with Ashley, which infuriates Jeff because it was his undertaking to be the "Supreme Gentleman". Sumo teaches Clarence how to be an Alpha-Male, but of course he fucks everything up on the date and breaks-up after spilling chocolate milk on "Assley" (as he calls her). In the end, Clarence's friends fondle a corpse. Sumo's brother is apparently a polygynist. There's a brief scene of Clarence in a bikini, proving once again that those who work in making children's entertainment are pedophiles.

7. Jeff's New Toy

Clarence destroys Jeff's sought-after, limited-edition action figure when Jeff refuses to take it out of the packaging to play with. So much for hoarding plastic crap, amirite?

8. Dinner Party

Clarence's family attends a Jewish couple's dinner party and Clarence's filthy-ape immature step-dad (named Chad) gets bored. Chad allows all of the children at the party to explore the attic and because Clarence is such a fat fuck his weight breaks through the roof of the house and kills everyone.

9. Honk

Clarence terrorizes everyone with a horn.

10. Dollar Hunt

Clarence and Jeff accidentally hide a $20 dollar bill in the backyard instead of a $1 dollar bill for some gangstas to find. When the $20 dollar bill is found, some emo faggot tears it in half and eats it then commits suicide, never to be seen again for the remainder of the episode. It turns out the $20 dollars was for the ingredients to cook Mary's casserole for her friends that evening. To compensate, Clarence and Sumo throw a bunch a random shit into a tray and slam it into the oven. Mary's friends eat the diarrhea-casserole anyway and some poor bastard dies at the bottom of a ditch in Clarence's backyard. Clarence dismembered and cannibalized the corpse the following day.

11. Zoo

Clarence and Belson are forced to partner-up for a school excursion at the local zoo. Their teacher accidentally leaves the two dipshits behind, and they get locked in at night. You could only imagine how this catastrophe turns out...

12. Rise and Shine

Clarence acts like a retard for 2 whole hours starting from 5:00 AM. He discovers a wild mountain lion (which he mistakes for a bear at first) and reports it to the cops. Said mountain lion is tranquilized, hurting Clarence's feelings. Dear God the music and characters in this episode are fucking atrocious, oh wait, that's nothing out the ordinary with this series...

13. Man of the house

While Clarence's dumbass parents go out for the evening, they leave their mentally-crippled excuse of a son in charge of the house, and as we all expected, he transforms the household into a diseased crap-heap in a matter of minutes. Clarence also invites the only people in the world who care about him couldn't give a fuck. At some stage the trio are convinced that a "Burger" (Burgler) might break into the house, and in defense, the kids rig the whole property with booby traps. Meanwhile, Chad forgets his V.I.P tickets and rushes back home to retrieve them. Chad gets smashed in the legs with two bowling balls and Clarence does a hit-and-run once Mary discovers the dismembered, half-eaten teenage boys strewn around the house. Makes you wonder why Mary didn't abort Clarence before he fucked-up everyone's sanity.

14. Puddle Eyes

Clarence falls asleep face down into a mud puddle and gets mud in his eyes. He doesn't suffocate sadly. He looks a lot like a Harlequin Fetus in this episode.

15. Dream Boat

Sumo builds a boat to earn the love and compassion of his careless bogan father.

16. Slumber Party

Clarence is accidentally invited to a slumber party where he falsely leads Jeff into believing he's got a hot-shot with the only chance of getting some pusi in his shallow, materialistic life. PROTIP: This episode makes a direct reference to "Straight Illin'".

17. Nature Clarence

Josh (from 'Lost in the Supermarket') makes his return in this episode, luring Clarence and the gang into his car and driving them to the middle of Africa, or some shit. When the car breaks down, Josh becomes a full-blown psychotic bastard and throws himself off of a cliff, only to have his crush "Nature Kate" rescue him after Clarence farts on his head (no, we're not even making this up).

18. Average Jeff

This episode chronicles the life of Jeff Randell.

19. Lizard Day Afternoon

Clarence and Sumo follow a lizard around the neighborhood, leading them to good fortune while Jeff 'Spergs out over a new 3D Virtual Reality video-game console which Belson uses to play realistic hentai games 24/7.

20. The Forgotten

Chad is a lazy grease-mop and forgets to pick up Clarence from school. Another socially-awkward fuckwit named "Brady" is also left behind after school hours. Clarence takes Brady on a pointless journey through the state of Arizona because he has nothing better to do. That's pretty much it.

21. Neighborhood Grill

Clarence's family are dining at the "Chuckleton's" restaurant when Clarence sees his teacher, Ms. Baker, sitting at a nearby seat. Ms. Baker is going on a blind date, and discovers her partner for the night, an elderly wanker (HAHA, OH WOW|named "Clarence"]]) who writes down every detail of every... fucking... thing that takes place within his vicinity. Clarence barges into Ms. Baker's personal space and causes her to retreat into the women's toilets. Clarence (both the Sperg and oldfag) and Chad follow her into the women's toilets without any fucking awareness as to what they have just done. It's only until Clarence forces himself underneath the stall door and tries to touch his teacher when Mary interrupts and yells for all the men to GTFO. Without even giving a shit, both Clarences, Ms. Baker, and the parents have a fiesta together (despite not even knowing the old-pedo Clarence) and everyone laughs at Josh when he slips and a fork gets lodged into his eye-socket, because kids find mutilation hilarious, right? Has absolutely nothing to do with neighborhood grills but holy shit there is a gay couple in it. This is important because CN is now

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22. Belson's Sleepover

Belson tries to prank every poor fucker who got invited to his house. All of the guests plan to prank Belson back, starting with Clarence cross-dressing and luring Belson into the basement, and Sumo pwning him with a trash can full of puke and shit.

23. Too Gross for Comfort

Some ape-bitch named Chelsea gets invited to the "Guy-scraper", determined that nothing can gross her out. Everyone takes turns sharing Creepypastas until Chelsea and Sumo fuck kiss. OMFG SO GROSS!!!!11!one! She even admits that shes seen the grossest videos on the internet.

24. Pilot Expansion

Is literally just the pilot with a song in the middle and the extra scenes before and after it. It's not even re-animated or re-voiced at all.

25. Patients

Clarence had to deal with Chara while his mom get treated for her newfound carpel tunnel that came from having to repeatedly deal with a customer called 'Sandy'. Remember her, she'll come up again later.

26. Rough Riders Elementary

After tasting KFC's new sauce, Clarence finds he hates it so much he took the time fanfiction about how it's use in brainwashing children to work for them.

27. Nothing Ventured

Sumo's dad and Chad follow in Stan Pines' footsteps to scam everyone.

28. Bedside Manners

Belson ends up in the hospital so Clarence comes to help ruin everything.

29. Jeff Wins

We learn that Jeff has two moms. Again, we gotta have dat

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30. Suspended

31. Turtle Hats

32. Goose Chase

33. Goldfish

34. Chimney

35. Straight Illin'

You are honestly LESS likely to puke watching Mr. Pickles than this episode.

Avoid this episode at ALL COSTS!!!

36. Dust Buddies

37. Hurricane Dillis

38. Hoofin' it

Clarence and Sumo play PETA by sabotaging a redneck festival.

39. Detention

40. Hairence

Did you remember Sandy? Good. Your next task if you see this episode is to forget she existed because you see the kind of shit she puts Mary through and she is literally Honey Boo Boo in cartoon form.

41. Lil' Buddy

Clarence loses recess time because he wouldn't stop fucking with a doll he brought to school and subsequently, he slowly becomes a juvenile delinquent while his mother and friends do nothing about it.

42. Chalmers Santiago

43. Tuckered Boys

Clarence and friends trip out on their own psychosis.

44. Water Park

45. Where the Wild Chads Are

46. Breehn Ho

47. The Big Petey Pizza Problem

48. The Break Up

49. In Dreams

Clarence's dreams give him an existential crisis.

50. Balance

Balance escape the rabbit hole and tries to fuck Ms. Baker.

51. Spooky Boo

Have a Ball

Percy pretends that Gilben has a soul.

Beauford T. Pusser

Ms. Baker's cat escapes and ruins the lives of her classmates

Big Boy

Clarence joins NAMBLA.

No, that's what actually happens. He tries to find out what "mature" people do but just makes an ass of himself like always.