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[[ADHD|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard.  
[[ADHD|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard.  


[[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's repressed sexual fantasies unfeasible.  
[[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible.  


[[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character.
C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character.


'''Dr. Xavier''' - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.
'''Dr. Xavier''' - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.
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'''Triss''' - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.
'''Triss''' - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.


'''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground.
'''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground. Because she's an alien.


== See Also ==
== See Also ==

Revision as of 18:38, 12 March 2016

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Neo-Kosmos is a tumblr-bait Steven Universe rip-off co-created by a Steven Universe staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable.

As was said before, this webcomic is a rip-off of Steven Universe and owes its entire fanbase to it. A SU fan, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else. But eventually they'll wise up to it and do one of two things. If they're a social justice wanker then they'll stick around, only for the pandering since there's nothing else. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off.

Story

ow the cringe
OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!

Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels, This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "HOLY SHIT XAVIER'S DEAD" but there is at least background stuff to talk about.

The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was destroyed by the cluster. The main character is a test subject named Tye who has 2 OL friends she can never physically meet because that would 'contaminate' the controlled environment.

The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility to kill everyone.

Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.

Characters

Tye - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard.

Iris - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible.

C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ Z - Tye's uke who took Computer Science III and as of now has no other character.

Dr. Xavier - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.

Dr. Zehra - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly.

Dr. Qurti - Iris's scientist.

Triss - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.

Scree - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground. Because she's an alien.

See Also

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