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Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in [[South Dakota]], [[USA]]). He's not just a [[gay]] [[brony]], but a homosexual, [[incest]], [[rule 63]], [[pedophile]] faggot who dreams of one day having anal sex with a male horse who looks like Applejack's homosexual cousin, until the farmer spots him raping it and castrates him on the spot. Sadly, like any other brony artist, he will die a [[virgin]]. Additionally, like almost every brony artist who has severe [[autism]], he obsesses over the thought of horse cock in his mouth 24/7. (With a hint of [[furfag]].)
= See Also ==
[[File:Braeburnedfanboy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|This fanboy of Braeburned on the left [[clop]]s to his gay stallion porn every night.]]


==Is he really [[mariotehplumber]]?==
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
 
[[File:Braeburnedismariotehplumber.jpg|left|200px|]]
Could he really be his twin brother? Was he in part of the amiibo scalping with him? Did he loan $40,000 from the money he made for drawing all of those horse cocks to his brother to buy all of these amiibos? Was he masturbating to one of the male characters (mostly the [[Pokemon]] amiibos) while no one was looking? It's unknown since Braeburned wouldn't even do similar shit like Mariotehplumber does such as destroying [[Crash Bandicoot]] and that he's a pony [[yaoi]] (he actually does draw pony [[hentai]] despite he's a homo) fag and somewhat a [[deviantART]] freak.
 
==Saddle Up! (My Ass!)==
 
[[File:SaddleUpCover.png|center|thumb|480px|Trust me. This was actually from a fake [[MonkeyGameGuides]] Tumblr account.]]
 
Here is a list of sick fucks who make money selling their [[shit|amateur]] pony porn. This marks the very first stupid fucking money grubbing art pack to feature [[autist]]s drawing a shit ton of fucking disgusting horsecocks!
 
<b>
* BlitzPony
* BlueBender
* BoltSwift
* Caboni32
* Caldark
* CandyClops
* Cassius
* Clopper-Dude
* CoffeeCream
* Crombie
* DimWitDog</b> &ndash; Yeah, her art style is fucking ugly. It makes one wish that she was arrested for childporn, but sadly, [[foalcon]] doesn't count.
* <b>Dovne
* FearingFun</b> &ndash; Some Japanese weird ass (worst Asian since [[8HORNS]], but with ponies instead of Dot Warner, but not that close to 8HORNS because 8HORNS raped our childhood by raping Dot. And he rapes fillies. Why can't foalcon be counted as [[child porn]]?). And his art style is shitty.
* <b>Hellticket
* Hobbsmeerkat
* HoodooNSFW
* InktwistFudge
* Jarwis
* Kaczy
* Keishinkae
* Kryptchild
* MessySketch
* MLPFWB
* MikeTheUser</b> &ndash; He recently made the worst [[Batman]] fanart known to man. Worse than Batman and Robin.
* <b>Mrfatcakes
* NamelessEnemy
* NekoCrispy
* Nobby
* NotSafeForHoofs
* Pentabins
* PS
* Quartz-Poker
* RatofPoni</b> &ndash; His art style is also fucking shit too.
* <b>Rawrcharlierawr
* SB
* Shigoto
* Sidekick
* Sinclair2013
* Slendidnt
* StaryKrow
* Stedilnik
* Terra
* Tres-Apples
* Twinkie
* WBM
* Whoop
* Youwannaslap
* Zajice</b>
 
==His Evil arch enemy, MonkeyGameGuides! (Maybe?)==
 
[[File:MonkeyGameGuides.png|right|200px|]]
It was rumored that [[MonkeyGameGuides]] had a Tumblr (possiblyfake since he never mentions bronies when talking about killing every single furfag) that was sadly deactivated. Don't believe it? Noble trolls managed to obtain that edited pic he did of that Saddle Up cover that you saw. Still skeptical? Here are some of the remaining pieces from the account. Be warned, gentle reader, this will scar you! Sorta like looking at [[Drawn Sex]] porn and then being blind for a week after what you saw.
 
[http://irongearsnsfwart.tumblr.com/post/94472718474/mrfatcakes-monkeygameguides-fuck-you][http://silentobserver01.tumblr.com/post/94469444726/monkeygameguides-fuck-you-rockarboom2013-my#notes][http://silentobserver01.tumblr.com/post/94468070511/is-this-faggot-for-real-is-he-really-this#notes][http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1419421#search=Fearingfun]
 
== External Links ==
 
* {{tumblr|braeburned}} Really, really shitty.
* {{tumblr|askbraeburned}} One could make him angry with some anon questions!
* {{twitter|braeburned}}
* {{tumblr|tobias-kelmandia}} Braeburned's number one fan.
* {{tumblr|cloperella.tumblr}} And his second fan.





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