Nigel Farage

	“	When people stand up and talk about the great success that the EU has been, I'm not sure anybody saying it really believes it themselves anymore.	„
	—Nigel Farage

Nigel respects traditional British values, like drinking traditional British beer

Nigel Farage is the Savior of the Anglo race, defending them from tyrannical Liberals, filthy Immigrants, corrupt European Politicians and many other threats to modern society. First coming to prominence at around 2010, Nigel was often mocked by the political elite for his "hilarious and stupid" dream of getting Britain safely out of the the European Union and back into a position of power. He was often called a racist, politically stupid, and a fascist by the Old Media, as they were scared that their propaganda and brainwashing of the people may become less effective.

Nigel also is the leader of UKIP, who's sole purpose is to get Britain out of the EU. UKIP is feared by the other political parties as they might change the status quo of the Conservatives getting into power, ruining Britain, Labour getting into power, ruining Britain and the Conservatives getting back into power, and so the cycle would continue.

Nigel considers himself a extremist, as someone who isn't completely fucking retarded in politics is now classed as extreme.

The Rise of the Savior

In between 2010 and 2015, Nigel had slowly showing the British people that they did not need to be enslaved by unelected officials anymore, and more importantly that they didn't have to feel guilty about not wanting the endless hordes of immigrants infesting Britain with disease and crime.

In 2015, Nigel had gained enough power to stand to the General Election but lost due to every other party scheming with each other to make sure that this didn't happen. However, he had gained a foothold into British politics, and the people who previously laughed at him started shitting themselves.

On 24th June 2016, Nigel's dream had come true, and for the first time in what felt like forever, the British people stood up to the the political elite and told them to fuck off.

Nigel's Victory over the Elite

As the public were sick of poor europeans coming into the country and turning it into a shithole, Prime Minister David Cameron pledged that if he was voted in for the 2015 General Election, he would allow for an In/Out EU referendum, believing that the public liked being shat all over, and would vote Remain.

As this would likely be his only opportunity to get Britain out of the the EU, Nigel worked long and hard to win over any people who weren't sure and showed them undeniable truths about the EU, such as corruption and mass unemployment. He also showed them how corrupt the EU was, the negative effect it was having on the legal system, the economy, immigration and the fact they were being done over by Brussels.

However, on the big day the UK, the EU and the rest of the world were in for a massive shock, as the British people sided with Nigel and said NO to the corrupt politicians, zionist businesses and retarded economists.

Nigel received worldwide recognition for standing up to the EU, and gave hope to many other countries that are part of the EU that also wanted to leave. The EU made a poor attempt at trying to say that Brexit had fucked up the economy, as no more than 3 days later the British economy started to regain balance but due to the EU being economically shit, none of the other countries improved, and Italy's banks had collapsed, indicating that Britain had left just in time before they would have to bail out another country again.

Revenge of the Liberals

Despite losing the referendum fairly and democratically, Liberal retards are doing anything and everything they can to stop Britain leaving the EU, blaming it on older voters not caring about the future, despite the fact about 3/4 of young people didn't even bother to fucking vote.

Unsuccessful attempts include:

• Starting a petition for a second referendum (this got hijacked by 4chan)
• Smear campaigns against Nigel Farage
• Trying to cause a riot at Westminster
• Trying to guilt trip people into doing their shit for them
• Not much else, they'll probably give up after a week and just go back to smoking weed

The Elite fight back

The sworn enemy of Nigel Farage, who wants to destroy the UK and simply goes by the name "That Scottish Bitch"

After experiencing a crushing defeat, many of the major political parties in the UK spiraled into chaos, the David Cameron ragequitting and the Labour Party throwing out their leader, Jeremy Corbyn, for doing fuck all. All that stands in the way of Nigel Farage getting an independent Britain is Scotland, who for some reason almost completely voted remain. After being owned by England by voting to stay in the UK, and then their vote didn't matter in the EU referendum, they are now threatening to leave the UK (again).

Even though the last Scottish/UK referendum was meant to mean that the result would be for forever, the Scottish are pissed that they once again got done over by the English, and in retaliation want to destroy the UK, because they think they're strong enough to survive with England.

English politics is likely to completely change now due to losing their grip on the public, and will now likely do whatever they can to stop Nigel from getting into Westminster, as if that happens then it would truly be the end of their regime.

The Day Freedom Won

On 4 July 2016, Farage stepped down as leader of the Ukips. His reasoning was that he had achieved what he set out to do all those years ago, and wanted to enjoy the rest of his life. On the other hand, he remains a Euro-MP and intends to take part in the Brexit divorce proceedings, so a grateful nation, if not world, has undoubtedly not seen the last of The Great Man.

Video of Nigel Farage verbally destroying the EU

Nigel putting the EU in its place, notice the fat guy behind him nodding in agreement

Gallery of a Great Briton

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  We shall fight them on the beaches
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  The torch is passed
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  Freedom tastes so good
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  At the Council of Europe, the day after Brexit, cool af
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  The boyish charm of young Nigel
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  Well, so would you be if...
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  ... this happened
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  HE IS RISEN!
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  Unreleased propaganda by euroquislings
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  Studly performer
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  The old dog!
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  How'd you like them apples?
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  A groupie
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  The outlook is mild
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  Ding, dong. Well, hello.
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  The Savior is traduced by cultural Marxist youth propaganda
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  Send 'em barack
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  He'll mongle your union
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  A wild Rootnigel appears!
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  The way ahead with Nigel is clear

See Also

Nigel walking past a lake filled with Liberal tears

• Brexit
• European Union
• GET OUT
• Great Britain
• Boris Johnson - Conservative ponce who helped out during Brexit
• David Cameron - the Prime Minister that he politically wrecked
• Rapefugees - if your name is Mushtaq, it's time to go back

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